Hypothetical Mascot Death Match OT
Here is a hypothetical, I am curious to hear peoples opinions on?
If Wolverbear and Murderwolf entered the octagon in a “to the death match”, who would win and why?
I say Murderwolf, because he always has been there. Plus he is meaner lookin’
What say you?
December 5th, 2018 at 10:51 AM ^
They both lose to the live wolverine tossed into the cage
December 5th, 2018 at 12:03 PM ^
Pick your poison...little version above kills fast...big one below kills slow and painfully
December 5th, 2018 at 10:53 AM ^
GULO GULO has something to say about this.
December 5th, 2018 at 10:54 AM ^
Oh i get it you are trolling me.....
Look, the question didn't have to be Urban-centric, but there IS a narrative that JH must not be teh coach he is cracked up to be, because 0-4.
However my opinion and one that seems to be mostly shared is that even a coach of exaclty equal acumen to an elite coach would be 0-4 or 1-3 at best. The hypothetical is relevant and speaks to the mob mentality, and myopic results only view people have on the program.
December 5th, 2018 at 10:58 AM ^
Don't get offended. People joke around on the board a lot. I think of it as a bunch of buddies sitting at a bar messing with each other.
December 5th, 2018 at 11:19 AM ^
Pretty good analogy cept you forgot that in your hypothetical bar drunken assholes nobody's ever seen before frequently walk in and all they want to do is pick a fight with somebody.
December 5th, 2018 at 11:22 AM ^
Very good point. Sometimes the drunken fight-picking asshole is a long time user. Such as myself, or Fauxmo.
December 5th, 2018 at 12:38 PM ^
Hey, fuck you, asshole! Wanna piece of me? I thought this was America.
December 5th, 2018 at 11:20 AM ^
All in fun!
December 5th, 2018 at 11:45 AM ^
I'll try "Urban's Clones" for $1000, Alex
December 5th, 2018 at 11:49 AM ^
However my opinion and one that seems to be mostly shared
What's mostly shared is your post sucked.
December 5th, 2018 at 10:54 AM ^
It depends. Which one is Urban Meyer coaching?
December 5th, 2018 at 10:58 AM ^
Is it genetiaclly enhanced like Sparty or that half man half dog from Georgia?
December 5th, 2018 at 11:01 AM ^
Wolverbear...
You know, you say he's always been there, but we have visual, graphical evidence that Wolverbear was around for the Oosterbaan years. He has to have old man strength. Well, old wolverbear strength, but still...
December 5th, 2018 at 11:08 AM ^
Murderwolf, because you know, the Murder part of his name.
December 5th, 2018 at 11:08 AM ^
Let's get it on!
December 5th, 2018 at 12:08 PM ^
Exactly what I thought about. I miss this show.
December 5th, 2018 at 12:18 PM ^
I thought of Marvin Gaye.
December 5th, 2018 at 11:18 AM ^
I stopped updating my list of worst posts of the year back in May for some reason. Can't exactly remember why. Something something 3.0. I forget. But I'm guessing I missed a slew of them lately.
Maybe we can sit around the campfire at the MGoCamping trip and figure out which ones I missed.
December 5th, 2018 at 11:20 AM ^
I know this is a troll but I'll use it as an opportunity to post a link to the EDSBS Mascot Project.
Come for the stories about kidnapped tigers and elephants on the loose, stay for the writing.
December 5th, 2018 at 11:23 AM ^
One of the best thread titles I've seen in years
December 5th, 2018 at 11:47 AM ^
I got Bevo over Raphie
December 5th, 2018 at 12:16 PM ^
Ralphie would wreck Bevo’s shit and you know it. Bevo is a comfy little farm steer while Ralphie is his ancestral superior, never tamed, who still lives in the mountains.
It’d be like me fighting my uncle who maybe did or maybe didn’t but definitely did kill two guys he caught in his marijuana field in Tennessee once. Yeah, we’re kind of the same creature, and I might actually look bigger and more formidable, but I lack a ruggedness and will to kill that he does not.
December 5th, 2018 at 1:13 PM ^
Ralphie would wreck Bevo’s shit and you know it.
Not so fast my friend.
Yeah, Ralphie's entrance blows Bevo out of the water.
But Bevo weighs just as much as Ralphie and has FIVE FEET of horns to eff up Ralphie's world with!
December 5th, 2018 at 2:48 PM ^
Bison can run 40mph and jump 6ft straight up in the air. This matchup is just like that giant kid in your high school that played OL because he was huge, and was okay because he was huge in HS, but never made it anywhere because he wasn't super talented and not relatively huge in college ball...vs. Jadeveon Clowney.
December 5th, 2018 at 11:47 AM ^
Boo Hoo, Brutus killed Murderwolf. Last I saw murderwolf was knocking on Brutus' door with a sickle in his hand but Brutus took the sickle away and slashed our throats. May be next year murderwolf will have his revenge on Brutus.
December 5th, 2018 at 11:52 AM ^
Brutus is a pussy. Got his ass kicked by a bobcat:
December 5th, 2018 at 5:19 PM ^
Not to get off topic, but I watch this every time it gets posted. And I laugh every time.
December 5th, 2018 at 11:49 AM ^
not a fair fight. Murderwolf is an interdimensional being and would only be threatened by devils, demons, and other mascots of supernatural ilk.
December 5th, 2018 at 12:08 PM ^
Murderwolf is capable of killing your future self. In other words, the 2019 version of you might already be dead.
Keeps things in perspective, doesn't it?
December 5th, 2018 at 1:34 PM ^
Figuratively or Hypothetically speaking?
December 5th, 2018 at 2:44 PM ^
Literally, but not speaking, since it was typed into the comment box.