Schadenfreude Fear & Loathing OSU/PSU Edition
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From the cesspool of 11 Warriors
OSU Neb halftime thread...delicious
The collective Collective scream heard in Happy Valley
PSU fans complaining about M sportsmanship
*Note: PSU has alot of rational fans
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Welcome to Florida 2.0 Urbs has lost this team
Getting booed at home playing scrubs is so embarrassing
Getting our asses beat by the bugeaters
Our the last 3 recruiting classes: #4, #2, #2, and this is what we get???
hate to say this but unless something changes Michigan will do to us what the sisters did to Andy Dufresne.
Not worried about TTUN because I think we all deep down inside know were going to get our asses handed to us.
Michigan went through the toughest part of their schedule like a buzz saw through soft wood. Buckeyes went through the weakest part of our schedule like a plastic knife through a hard block of cheese. Anybody who says he isn’t worried is whistling past the graveyard.
Threat Level: Start digging the bomb shelter.
15 years of frustration about to be released. Bound to happen sooner or later.
We'll just put an asterisk next to this year just like in 2011. Simple.
The smell of blood is in the air!
Time to bend over and relax so it doesn't hurt as much
They will beat the Buckeyes like a drum this year. They want to take out years of frustration. It will be like a shark frenzy with blood in the water.
This is the softest tOSU I’ve ever seen on top of being poorly coached IMHO.
MeatChicken can run the ball very well and is physical up front on defense. They’re going to kill this O-line. It’s going to be ugly. Which sucks. Bad.
Prison sex. Just prison sex.
I think TTUN is going to take out 17 years of frustration out on us. If Harbaugh gets the chance he will run up the score.
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We have high school coaches.
This is pathetic
I might have to hit th mute on this if Kirk keeps drooling on the Michigan team!
What a shit show.
This could get ugly real fast...
214 to 24 in yardage right now...and it’s all on the refs huh?
Looking forward to the halftime adjustments to get us to take the lead.
wow this is embarrassing
Does anyone else want to punch Fowler in the face every time he mentions 'revenge tour'?
This is an absolute disgrace.
Well at least there won't be a 4th quarter collapse
The team has quit. They’re diving at the ground to look like they’re trying to tackle, when they’re really trying to avoid contact. Awful.
Franklin needs to own this. He is a loser.
Is Winovich the biggest tool you have ever seen - a Clay Matthews wannabe.
all those 4**** players and the score is 42 to zip
Emperor Franklin is being stripped naked.
Harbaugh just called a time out... That is a full-on troll
What a disrespectful douche.
What a Dick!!!!!
Wow! Harbaugh is a total ass!
I want points so bad
Hairball! Biggest ASSHOLE in college football!
At least no shutout!!! Michigan PRICKS!!!!
F you Dom Brown
I hate us.
Any word about our fantastic coach’s post game comments? Or did he tweet them?
November 4th, 2018 at 9:46 PM ^
I’d prefer to compare our Shawshank treatment of OSU to Hadley and he guards throttling Boggs to avenge Dufresne-
“two things never happened after that- the sisters never touched Andy again, and Boggs never walked again. They say he spent the rest of his days [drinking his dinner through a straw].”
November 5th, 2018 at 9:44 AM ^
I hate that I laughed at "MeatChicken"
November 5th, 2018 at 9:46 AM ^
Never read 11 Warriors before. Their fans' comments are pretty funny and insightful, much like the ones on this blog...the PSU fans, not at all... Never liked them much anyway.
November 5th, 2018 at 11:42 AM ^
Some gems from some of our biggest haters on the internet, the lovely folks over at SBNATION Off Tackle Empire:
Even when they try to give us credit, they still find a way to take their shots:
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Michigan Wolverines - (Defeated Penn State, 42-7) Michigan destroyed the Nittany Lions. The defense is spectacular, and the rent-a-quarterback strategy seems to be paying off for them. Go to Piscataway, get the win, and do not get anyone hurt. Everyone else in the B1G East looks to be several steps behind Harbaugh’s crew. Next up: @Rutgers.
PSU at Michigan | Stop beating PSU they’re already dead, 42-7
I invite you to pause for a moment to wallow in the reality of Michigan peaking at just the right time to win a moribund B1G. For whatever reason, the Penn State team we knew—the team that racked up 60-something points per game on the arm and legs of QB1 Salutey McHomerun—suddenly vanished in the fourth quarter of the OSU game and has only been seen on milk cartons since. Meanwhile, Michigan is on their revenge tour after umpteen years of their coach melting down on the sidelines over...(let me check my notes)...his own failings. Shea Patterson seems to be the spark the Wolverines needed on offense, which isn’t that bad of a situation until you consider the fact that a coach who made his name on QB development basically has to rent them from someone else. At any rate, Penn State got beaten so badly this week that laughable HOT TAEK extruder Dan Wolken at USA Today suggested Franklin look for another job.
A-A-Ron Yorke: I was afraid that Penn State’s trip to Ann Arbor might look a lot like 2016 version, and it turns out that’s exactly what happened. The defense played pretty well in the first half to keep Penn State in the game, but eventually the unit wore down thanks to the offense’s inability to put anything resembling a drive together. Yes, the game should have been closer than it was. A blocked field goal that was returned for a touchdown by Garrett Taylor got called back due to a questionable penalty call. Trace McSorley missed a wide open DeAndre Thompkins for what should have been an easy touchdown pass. Still, the offense was overwhelmed by Michigan’s front seven for most of the game and McSorley now looks broken after going 5-for-13 for 83 yards and a pick. Given his physical condition, I’m not even sure that he should start the game against Wisconsin next week.
87townie: Fuck harbaugh. Fuck michigan. Revenge my ass. We’ll see you next year you khaki clown.
November 5th, 2018 at 2:46 PM ^
Where should I file Chris Fowler invoking the phrase “Dumpster fire” after Tommy Stevens’ pick-six?
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