OT: Significant other Christmas gift thread

OT: Significant other Christmas gift thread

Submitted by UMProud on December 22nd, 2018 at 1:00 PM

As a serial procrastinator (I'm sure some of you are as well) I still have a few gifts to get for my wife.  After 30 years of marriage it's getting pretty hard to come up with good ideas and avoid buying her the same shit I've bought before.

What are some things you've bought for your significant other?  Might serve as an idea for another poor slob like me who is still looking to do some last minute shopping.

BTW I drove by a Costco and there was a line around the building.  Lord have mercy...

 

Misery Diary - The Sound of BPONE

Misery Diary - The Sound of BPONE

Submitted by UMProud on November 26th, 2018 at 8:43 PM

Like most of the Michigan faithful I have been in a deep funk over our ass whooping.  For my own personal catharsis I started to modify the verses to Simon & Garfunkel's "Sound of Silence" but after 2 verses I ran out of energy.  Feel free to add your own verse if you're so inclined.  Would be fun to see what other people come up with.  Obviously if you try and follow the format / cadence of the original verses it makes it easier to sing in your head.

 

Best and Worst: Ohio State

Best and Worst: Ohio State

Submitted by bronxblue on November 26th, 2018 at 2:11 AM

Worst: A Wasted Column

I try not to write these columns prematurely; I'm weirdly superstitious about such things, and I am always scared that if I start to assume the future, I'll have upset the Karma gods. And yet, I couldn't help but feel like the perfect coda to this year would be Michigan, the better team through 11 weeks of the season, beating a disjointed Ohio State, coming off a shoulda-been OT loss to Maryland, on the road.