The second activity of Festivus: The feats of strength
I planned on holding the feats of strength a bit later, but since my wife is forcing me to go to Frankenmuth, I'll post it now. (Apparently Bronner's is more important than my sitting on my couch with nothing better to do, than celebrate Festivus, and come up with humorous names for my new Bernese Mountain pup) 4 days off my ass!
Since the "internetz" have yet to prefect punching someone through a computer screen, the feats of strength will have to be proven through other means. So, I figured who ever posts a funnier image than I am about to post, then Festivus can truly end.
[EDIT: PGB - "The Feats of Strength is the final tradition observed in the celebration of Festivus, celebrated immediately following the Festivus dinner. The head of the household selects one person at the Festivus celebration and challenges that person to a wrestling match. Evidently, the person may decline if they have something else to do, as Kramer did in the episode. Tradition states that Festivus is not over until the head of the household is pinned in a wrestling match."]
December 24th, 2011 at 12:07 AM ^
This Gets my vote. If there was real posbanging, we could see who won.
December 23rd, 2011 at 2:51 PM ^
What could that bear have possibly done to deserve such a toss??
December 23rd, 2011 at 2:58 PM ^
Was going to require backstory.
Though I do think it's funny how the black bear turns completely brown when "tossed".
December 23rd, 2011 at 4:13 PM ^
I've watched this clip 10 times now and could watch it all day. BG is a beast. It pains me to this day to remember how his talents were wasted on such bad defenses. Damnit.
December 23rd, 2011 at 4:26 PM ^
I may or may not have just broke out into a loud fit of laughter at Bavarian Inn.
December 23rd, 2011 at 5:05 PM ^
From now on, when I get my girlfriend naked, I'm yelling "LET"S DO THIS... LEEEEROOOOOOOYYYYYYY!!!!!!" and going in.
December 23rd, 2011 at 11:54 PM ^
and do post how it turns out
January 6th, 2012 at 12:31 AM ^
I thought about trying this but by the time we finished strategizing and crunching the numbers she was in such a deep sleep even using "Intimidating Shout" was ineffective. Sadly my raid party was completely wiped.
December 24th, 2011 at 12:02 AM ^
.........dying after I spit up the soda I was drinking and started coughing and laughing at the same time. That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
December 24th, 2011 at 11:46 PM ^
For anyone who's played an MMO this is the all time classic!
December 23rd, 2011 at 4:17 PM ^
That great white shark looks like he needs a hug from you-know-who...
December 23rd, 2011 at 4:15 PM ^
Going through this whole thread, the only question I have is this: Where the hell are all the pictures photobombed with Brian's head? There are clearly not enough of them here. Go to work MGoBrianPhotobombers. We need a repeat of that original thread. It was one of the most entertaining threads of all time on MGo.
December 23rd, 2011 at 5:31 PM ^
Its just a flesh wound
December 23rd, 2011 at 6:31 PM ^
This is the first Google image for "Kovacs." He's come a long way since being a Freshman walk-on.
Here's what I was looking for: