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No actually replying to Putin

Not actually replying to Putin here but I want my comment to go toward the top of the feed:

FUCK OFF, OP. NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR MORE BULLSHIT PERSPECTIVE.

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING DILLHOLE

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING DILLHOLE

Hey OP

Go fuck yourself.

WHO DOESN'T LOVE A NICE

WHO DOESN'T LOVE A NICE SNATCH AMIRIGHT

Yessir

Yessir

Edit: and/or yes ma’am.

I had a bone bruise in my

I had a bone bruise in my foot. It lasted literally for years until the bone finally broke. At one point a few years in I was hobbled and could barely put any pressure on the foot for a week or two... But that didn't stop me from going out drinking and top-shelving some assholes that were hosting a party. God I miss college.

This motherfucker is mean and

This motherfucker is mean and I like it. No way in hell he squats 570 as stated in his profile, but whatever. If his profile's size details (6'3" 228 lbs) are accurate, he's definitely got a bright future in Ann Arbor.

Ajit Pai is a dickhead.

Ajit Pai is a dickhead.

He came in for one play

He came in for one play against Wisconsin, with a knee brace on. He tried to plant in order to pass protect, and he fell over while his man ran around him. He then limped off the field, favoring the braced knee. I suspect he’s done for the year, will not be invited to the combine or be drafted, but may work his way onto a practice squad. I am not confident he makes a 53 man roster.

Safety

Safety

Cliché favorite holiday

Cliché favorite holiday movies: Die Hard and NL Christmas Vacation.

Drinking Black Crack from Southern Star in TX... they aged their Buried Hatchet stout in bourbon barrels, and it’s fucking spectacular. It’s got a great finish — milky but dry. Shitty stouts have that super sweet finish that coats your mouth and leaves your breath smelling like dog shit; Black Crack is Not That. A++, highly recommend, if you can get your hands on it.

I am also completely

I am also completely bewildered at how (a) this has not heretofore gotten MSU in really hot water both legally and in the court of public opinion, and (b) how this is not a giant story and scandal at a national level.

zero

45-0

Cocks won't score! 

oh shit

now i see that Brian included that in the piece. sorry guys. Am i going to get negged back below 1000? Double post, too... ouch.

Great job hosting, Brian and Seth!

Sarah Spain picked Michigan!!!

http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/20785846/espnw-college-foot…;

Great job hosting, Brian ans Seth!

Sarah Spain picked Michigan!!!

http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/20785846/espnw-college-foot…;

I heard Jimbo's Christmas

I heard Jimbo's Christmas tree is at the street for trash pickup... So ya he's leaving. Also heard 10 year deal, $7.5M per year.

I saw Cal was the featured

I saw Cal was the featured guest and chose to listen to something else.

So is Speight on the squad

So is Speight on the squad through bowl season, or is he departing as soon as he’s done with classes? I ask with the thought that he could possibly play in the bowl — even if it’s as Peters’ backup, if Peters can manage to heal up.

What I really need in my life

What I really need in my life is more perspective from the MGoBoard.

Doesn't matter. We're gonna

Doesn't matter. We're gonna win them all next year.

So we will have to win those

So we will have to win those games on the road.

Compliance people...

... would like a word about those countless hours spent on double teams.

+7.5 on MyBookie @ 10:20am

+7.5 on MyBookie @ 10:20am central. I like +10 better. I'm gonna watch it for a couple days.

LET'S GROUND AND POUND FOR A

LET'S GROUND AND POUND FOR A QUARTER THEN AIR IT THE FUCK OUT!!!

So should I bet the +17

So should I bet the +17 line?? I'm strongly considering it.

Find a friend with A Plan and

Find a friend with A Plan and keep that in your back pocket while you shop for the best trade-in $.

I provided only information,

I provided only information, not advice! I’ve been rocking a 55 mm screw in my left fifth metatarsal for 14+ years. Jones fracture is common in explosive athletes (e.g. OL, WR) because their foot structure predisposes them to it... high arches.

Are you an MGoDoctor?

Jones fractures, because they are in a spot with so little blood flow, do in fact take forever to heal. Because of this fact, the fifth metatarsal is screwed back together with the patient’s own bone tissue (from drill bit) as a graft. Bone itself should be fully healed in 6 weeks. Surrounding soft tissues may need reconditioning before going full speed.

Did not say it was my own.

Did not say it was my own.

Toughest guy on the internet

Toughest guy on the internet right here. I'm happy for you.

I always enjoy the strong,

I always enjoy the strong, emotional, exciting insertion of peters. 

 

Was there a game today?

agree to disagree

FUCK MATT MILLEN. I DON'T EVER WANT TO HEAR HIS STUPID GASLIGHTING FACE SAY WORDS. FUCK THAT GUY.

I think he came off like a

I think he came off like a dick.

Was Drevno on the sideline

Was Drevno on the sideline from the beginning of the game? If so, I would take the position that the offense looked the same until the QB change.

Please elaborate.

Please elaborate.

hey Brian

I didn't know what a privateer was. Dick.

bourbon

bourbon

dick

dick

HeeHee

"members"

 

Buncha members on this site, that's for sure. Some of us larger and firmer than others, but lots of members.

GODDAMIT

I'M WITH YOU. LET'S FUCKING DO THIS. WE'RE GONNA TUNE UP IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS, PUNCH WISCONSIN IN THE DICK, AND GRIND UP OSU FOR SIXTY BITCHIN' MINUTES, AFTER WHICH WE WILL GLEEFULLY CHUG BEERS. LET'S FUCKING DO THIS.

Great post

Thanks for putting the work in and sharing it.

MOAR RON UTAH

Good shit. To quote the lovely Britney Spears:

GIMME GIMME MOAR MOAR

GIMME GIMME MOAR MOAR

 

Close your eyes

And give me your hand. I'll show you firm.

On that first Sa-Gun, TD

Isn't Gary held when he tries to turn back? Sure looks like it to me. And he was held egregiously on the second TD. Whatever; same old no-call bullshit against one of the most disruptive DL in the country.

YOU'RE LIVING

IN SIN

Sorry buddy

I can’t imagine. Godspeed to you and your wife.

lolz

"Hoke-like drop-off"

Not to be that guy, but...

It's actually, "hear, hear." As in, "hear this." That said, I agree with your intent. 

That first question to Perry

Lol wut:

“Route-running wise, have you seen, do you anticipate, I know that’s been kind of a topic of discussion with the offense, drops, that sort of thing. Can you evaluate that?”

Seriously. Be better than that.