Your Worst Day Ever
Reading threads like this while impatiently awaiting the start of football season. It can't get here soon enough!
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I'm going to get out ahead of this one and say I don't want to read a bunch of stories about loved ones passing away or receiving horrible diagnoses. Not sure what the OP is hoping for, but this doesn't sound fun to me.
Totally agree. I am just counting the days until the football season. But in the meantime I got m favorite sport baseball to watch.
Burried my mom in the afternoon, woke up the next moring with my dad telling me that my grandpa has passed away in his sleep that night.
That's a bad day for sure. There's not much to do after that except keep your chin up and press on.
My wife was murdered and a movie was made about it. Welcome to my private life.
Would be if they thought YOU murdered her, amirite??!
Yes. However, vengeance is mine, sayeth Dr. Richard Kimble
WAit, like im drunk, but is this rhe plot of shaeshank?
When my pet rock died. RIP Dwayne
F*** Dwayne. Snitch had it comin...
Today
As a fan and band alum today is up there.
To read over my lunch. Happy Thursday everyone!
Waking up in a hospital being told I have a massive brain tumor.
But then after the surgery being told - ITS BENIGN!
So, you lose some, you win some.
superpowers? Cause that'd be sweet.
I absolutely did.
I now have the power to drive me wife absolutely batshit crazy by just sitting in front of my computer doing fuck all.
And apparently, I gained the ability to be wrong 100 percent of the time shortly after.
Yesterday when my dog was sprayed by a god damned skunk.
Just came by to see if the MoGo Community can take this ill-conceived thread into the direction of snark/comedy. I do hope so.
There... now are you fucking happy with yourself?
Im drubk. but Inhzate you so fuckin muckin kmuch right now. depite that I upvoted.
every day is worse than the day before, so every time you see me, it is the worst day of my life.
Is today the worst day of your life?
Wow, that's messed up.
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Shut it down, thread's done
for a very important date. This crazy bitch shows up out of nowhere talking all sorts of madness and drinking all of my tea..
I have it on good authority that it was not you who were late for anything. It was instead a Mr. W. Rabbit.
lies.
the day my mom passed away after her 5 year fight with cancer...
The day I stopped sniffing airplane glue
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When my dogs got stolen from our backyard in the middle of the night
Whoa that is awful. Hits you right in the feels. Sorry
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Anyone who does that should get the death penalty.
Not really... but fuck anyone that messes with someones pet.
my worst day was likely when I found out my asshole stepfather had my dog put down while I was out to lunch with my dad. Fuck that guy.
I will let myself out.
Moy's Japanese Steakhouse on Middlebelt.
don't talk about the incident with friends, family or us. Maybe even make a comment that it was best for the dog.
Then exact some serious vengeance.
but at 13 I was too in shock. at least that guy is long out of our lives, though I will never forgive my mom for that particular life choice.
school and nearly drowned up north. Cool story eh?
I sharted on a date once.
Me too. It was my 18th birthday and I was with my parents, my girlfriend, and my younger brother. We all had a good laugh. Thankfully it was after we ate and we were about to enter the car.
Got caught beating off when I was 13 in my own bathroom.
Think Judge Reinhold in Fast Times. Only, I wasn't wearing a pirate costume.
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you were caught by a glistening Phoebe Cates? I mean, that wouldn't be so bad.
I wish.
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If you ever get caught again, don't break eye contact and keep on going. Dominance asserted.
On my birthday 3 weeks ago, my fiance was notified that she would be cut from getting her neuroscience Phd. Her tuition and stipend was taken away because she recieved a C in one of her courses. She has PTSD and has no one but me here in Iowa City. So now I'm stuck living out of my car until the summer semester is over so I can move back to Omaha.
I now hate the University of Iowa with a passion.
Are we Reddit now?
of it, I have not had many really bad days in my life.
Maybe a better choice would have been "Your worst sports day ever."
The answer for that one would be easy, Sept. 1st 2007