This Year's Akron Game
This is Kirby Smart's Akron game, guys. He lost at home to a bad South Carolina team in year 4 of his tenure. He clearly isn't the man for the job. Hopefully he is fired after today's game. There's at least 15 guys Georgia can get that are better coaching candidates. Georgia has ZERO chance to beat Bama, Florida or even Auburn.
October 12th, 2019 at 3:51 PM ^
Spectacular
October 12th, 2019 at 3:51 PM ^
Satire.
October 12th, 2019 at 3:53 PM ^
Well-played. Northernmich of Georgia is having a heart attack...
October 12th, 2019 at 3:53 PM ^
I don’t know which Matt Damon you are but I like you. Were you the one in Dogma?
October 12th, 2019 at 4:17 PM ^
Obviously the Matt Damon in Team America.
October 12th, 2019 at 3:53 PM ^
wait, the guy who had them a gnat's hair from the nat'l championship 2 yrs ago? you're kidding, right?
October 12th, 2019 at 3:56 PM ^
I made that much painfully obvious.
October 12th, 2019 at 3:57 PM ^
for your sake i'm glad you're kidding. your writing and sense of humor left a bit to be desired, especially when starting your own 'sarcastic hawt take' thread.
October 12th, 2019 at 4:06 PM ^
The point and tone of the post is very clearly satirical of all the other extremely brief and stupid hawt take threads. It's supposed to be stupid and shallow. It seems more people than not understand that, senor melanin.
October 12th, 2019 at 4:15 PM ^
i get it, but not worth its own thread. no worries.
October 12th, 2019 at 4:29 PM ^
But worth being bumped multiple times by you commenting in it..gotcha
October 12th, 2019 at 4:44 PM ^
xtramelaninbaloney and Timmmmaayyyyy are the resident self-appointed board sheriffs.
October 12th, 2019 at 5:58 PM ^
? Find a thread where I commented along those lines. Curious where the comment comes from.
October 12th, 2019 at 6:03 PM ^
One is not the other, your logic is off
October 12th, 2019 at 5:00 PM ^
Your OP was only clever if you accept that there is ANY comparison between Jim Harbaugh's job at M and Smart's job at Georgia. There is none. Smart has done a WAY better job than Harbaugh.
Oh and if you think Akron is incomparable to South Carolina. In other words, your satire and point was a misfire.
October 12th, 2019 at 5:15 PM ^
Disagree. It was and still is hilarious.
October 12th, 2019 at 5:20 PM ^
Honest question: aren't things typically hilarious when there is some truth we recognize in them? The dude was satirizing M fans complaining about Harbaugh. There are definitely things there to satirize, no denying that. But using Smart as a comparison is just silly. The SC loss has zero resemblance to Akron, or to anything because it's an ANOMALY for Georgia. Poor performances by M are sadly common.
October 12th, 2019 at 5:28 PM ^
There was no intention to be clever and obviously Kirby has had greater success and all signs point to him being a better coach than Harbaugh. I just decided I would rile up some posters on this here blog that reflect their own personal happiness based on the performance of a college football team. Watching the board's meltdowns each week used to be entertaining. Now it's just getting sad.
October 12th, 2019 at 5:45 PM ^
Ok, fair.
October 12th, 2019 at 9:54 PM ^
boy, you seem like a real goddamned hoot.
October 13th, 2019 at 11:32 AM ^
Some Georgia fans aren't kidding though.
"5-3 in his last eight games"
"paying him double what Richt made to lose to a 2-3 team at home on their 3rd string Freshman QB."
"Kirby has allowed his arrogance to slowly destroy what he built."
October 12th, 2019 at 3:53 PM ^
Great misdirection to focus everyone on the Georgia loss, while we still suck...
October 12th, 2019 at 4:24 PM ^
"we?"
October 12th, 2019 at 4:25 PM ^
If you wanna suck,”do it on your own!”
October 12th, 2019 at 3:54 PM ^
Haha I was waiting for a sunshine blower to make a stupid thread/comment like this. Kirby has accomplished more at UGA than Harbaugh has in fewer years.
October 12th, 2019 at 3:56 PM ^
Harbaugh is a fraud. Kirby has actually won big games.
October 12th, 2019 at 5:25 PM ^
Remember when Georgia won the SEC after beating Alabama? I heard couches burned in Atlanta for months.
October 12th, 2019 at 3:54 PM ^
The mental health PSA should be stickied to the front page for the remainder of the season.
October 12th, 2019 at 3:55 PM ^
Kirby is way better than Harbaugh.
October 12th, 2019 at 4:08 PM ^
His bagman game is impeccable. I don't know about him as a gameday coach though.
October 12th, 2019 at 4:21 PM ^
Proof of bagmen?
Seems to be the excuse when you can't beat teams.
October 12th, 2019 at 4:26 PM ^
If after all the huge stories and direct quotes about college players getting paid under the table by shady programs haven't convinced you, there's no hope.
It is incredible that people are so determined to just hate everything about Michigan football that all facts and evidence explaining why we aren't truly elite just flies over heads.
October 12th, 2019 at 3:59 PM ^
Michigan also got the wrong Alabama offensive coach, Locksley and Maryland are the real speed in space
October 12th, 2019 at 4:46 PM ^
You mean the coach that lost 59-0 to penn state at home? Bad take.
October 12th, 2019 at 6:18 PM ^
didn't they just get creamed by Purdue today as well? Maybe Alabama OCs are just not good OC hires when they don't have the same horses to play with. But Locksley seems like a dickrod clone. Scores a metric shit ton of points against teams who are completely overmatched and can't get a first down against teams with a pulse.
October 12th, 2019 at 7:27 PM ^
Maybe I should of added the /s
October 12th, 2019 at 4:00 PM ^
Ugh, I bleeping hate when this shit happens from posters.
Gotta divert attention away from our below average product.
October 12th, 2019 at 4:07 PM ^
What happened today? It’s a beautiful day and I’ve been outside doing yard work. Very relaxing...
October 12th, 2019 at 6:29 PM ^
Who deletes more freedom of speech? Chinese mods or mgoblog mods???
October 12th, 2019 at 4:01 PM ^
I just wish this didn't remind me of our embarrassing loss to South Carolina. The Harbaugh one, I mean. Not the Hoke embarrassing loss to South Carolina.
October 12th, 2019 at 4:15 PM ^
What was embarrassing about the Hoke loss to top ten SCAR? That was an 11 win team that only lost road games to top ten LSU and top five Florida, and we played them right down to the end. If you're only embarrassed because of the Vincent Smith hit, you must not remember the context of the game or even the whole season
October 12th, 2019 at 4:23 PM ^
You assume too much, kid. Because we lined up our strong safety against their best receiver all game, and lost because of it. St Kovacs was a hero on defense, lining him up in slot pass coverage against an NFL bound receiver was an abomination and Hoke was responsible. The eternal highlight of Smith getting dehelmeted doesn't help, either.
October 12th, 2019 at 4:37 PM ^
Who was the DC for that UM team?
October 12th, 2019 at 7:47 PM ^
I don't know about best alignments but I recall Michigan was playing 3rd string defensive backs by the end of the game due to injuries. I am pretty sure Michigan had someone out of position most of the 4th quarter. I don't blame Hoke for that.
Hargaugh USC game had Michigan starting its 7th and 9th best offensive linemen so I am going to pass on blaming that loss on Hargaugh.
October 12th, 2019 at 4:24 PM ^
Also, that was a simple missed assignment and only looked so bad because Clowney came totally free and popped Smith under the chin to fling his helmet off. Who, for the record, jumped right up and was ready to go again.
October 12th, 2019 at 4:02 PM ^
Time to take ND off the schedule. No benefit to playing that game.
October 12th, 2019 at 4:52 PM ^
The thing about the playoff era is that there is no reason to schedule tough OOC games and that'll only become more true if the playoff expands to include more teams.
October 12th, 2019 at 4:05 PM ^
This would be funny except that Smart has, ya know, been more successful at Georgia than Harbaugh has at Michigan.
October 12th, 2019 at 4:07 PM ^
Yep. Gotta inflate our sense of quality by living through the suffering of others.
Nice diversion.