Worst Things To Come Out of a Coach's Mouth
If you saw this tidbit on UCLA earlier, you might have noted Coach Mora yelling not nice things at Josh Rosen.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/ucla/uclanow/la-sp-ucla-josh-rosen-jim-mora-20150819-story.html
However, if you're like me, you read that, and thought, "Well, apart from the four letter word that the paper obviously replaced with an ellipsis in there, that's actually pretty mild." I'd love to hear, from anyone who's been at a cfb practice or played the game at any level, what the worst things to come out of a coach's mouth you've hard are.
I never played, and I feel like Michigan fans probably get the better end of the stick, here. Bo and Lloyd could surely get angry, but I have trouble imaging either of them inventing a string of language that would hang over lake Michigan like black smoke, for instance.
August 20th, 2015 at 10:51 AM ^
"You tackle like a girl"
August 20th, 2015 at 10:52 AM ^
There's mean coaching, and then there's felonious verbal abuse.
August 20th, 2015 at 11:02 AM ^
You should have heard my coach when I dropped back in the pocket, felt pressure (that apparently didn't exist. Ooops), and decided not to hit the open seam route and tucked it to gain a reputable 4 yards.
Let's just say it was very NSFW, nor was it PC. I'm pretty sure it included the phrase "6'2 of twinkle-toed chickenshit."
August 20th, 2015 at 11:41 AM ^
Thought that was my friend sloth from high school for a second
August 20th, 2015 at 12:53 PM ^
Mine was similar to yours except I was a 6'2 pile of shit and it was because I wasn't playing hockey with enough violence. Unfortunately when your 6'2 they expect you to beat the shit out of people.
August 20th, 2015 at 8:43 PM ^
I ran far too often because I wasn't patient enough. I learned that as I ended up being a semi-pro football player.
August 20th, 2015 at 11:39 AM ^
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Can't help it, I love this picture.August 20th, 2015 at 10:53 AM ^
something something Penn St joke.
August 20th, 2015 at 11:00 AM ^
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August 20th, 2015 at 11:04 AM ^
your envelope pushing continues to amaze me. You may be the Tarantino of the Board. His Dudeness would have taken major flack for such a post just two short years ago. You are a revolutionary.
August 20th, 2015 at 11:09 AM ^
I've dialed it back considerably. Not many people share my sense of humor so I self-censor quite a bit.
But I do take that as a compliment. Tarantino is an excellent director, foot fetish notwithstanding.
August 20th, 2015 at 11:14 AM ^
really early. Resevoir Dogs was his best movie and actually, one of the best movies of all time. I think things have slowly, but markedly, declined since then.(With a slight up tick for Death Proof).
August 20th, 2015 at 11:19 AM ^
Those first 3-4 films were far and away better than anything he's done since.
August 20th, 2015 at 1:30 PM ^
August 20th, 2015 at 2:43 PM ^
had its moments. But I agree that Resevoir Dogs was the best.
August 20th, 2015 at 3:29 PM ^
Totally agree. Kill Bill was very solid as well.
August 20th, 2015 at 4:49 PM ^
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For about the first 20 minutes of Basterds, I was saying 'that's totally unrealistic, that would never happen, the war wasn't like that', etc. Then I told myself it wasn't a WW2 movie, it was an absurdist Tarantino movie with a WW2 setting. After that I could appreciate it for what it was.
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August 20th, 2015 at 4:00 PM ^
opinion, but Resevoir Dogs is my least favorite movie of his that I've seen.
August 20th, 2015 at 11:58 AM ^
Some of those actresses have really nice toes! :)
August 20th, 2015 at 11:48 AM ^
clean the fucking car.
August 20th, 2015 at 11:18 AM ^
In poor taste.
If he was just some perv jacking off in the showers to kiddy magazines...laugh away, I think that's "pushing the envelope." It's sick and disgusting, but hey...if he goes to jail and no one is hurt, fuck it, laugh away - I'll probably join.
That's not what happened. This guy ruined lives forever. I can't laugh in a situation like that - there's plenty of other funny shit in the world.
Even Marshall would agree that you don't make fun of ruined lives...right Marshall?
August 20th, 2015 at 11:21 AM ^
And I recognize it as a character flaw, but I joke about everything. War, famine, death, and every other God awful event on this planet. For me, no topic is off limits for a joke.
August 20th, 2015 at 12:01 PM ^
I'm the same way. Don't get me started on my ISIS jokes. And that is NOT a character flaw. It's just the way we were made...
August 20th, 2015 at 12:28 PM ^
And there's nothing wrong with feet either.
August 20th, 2015 at 1:19 PM ^
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August 20th, 2015 at 1:37 PM ^
to both. Funny is funny.
August 20th, 2015 at 1:47 PM ^
You would be a great fit for THE ohio marching band.
August 20th, 2015 at 1:41 PM ^
but I did see him making out during Schindler's List.
August 20th, 2015 at 1:45 PM ^
High School date movie ever.
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August 20th, 2015 at 12:04 PM ^
Just because you have a stick rammed up your ass doesn't mean I cant laugh at it. Go take the moral high ground over the corner by yourself while us regular people have fun.
August 20th, 2015 at 12:52 PM ^
MH... I've always enjoyed your posts...
but to say this is in poor taste is an understatement...
Here's the mendoza line for ya -- you protect those who cannot defend themselves.
Pretty much everything else is fair game.
August 20th, 2015 at 11:06 AM ^
There is no joke, shame on you.
August 20th, 2015 at 12:36 PM ^
you know how you can tell someone is a stuffy old person? They use the phrase "shame on you" and actully think the other party feels anything other than a satisfied boner twitch
August 20th, 2015 at 10:09 PM ^
shame on me shame on shame on me .... and yes now i can concentrate again.
August 20th, 2015 at 10:53 AM ^
That's up there.
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August 20th, 2015 at 11:16 AM ^
I heard he was pretty raunchy while he was at GVSU. I heard the f (the other f word) and c word was thrown around quite a bit.
August 20th, 2015 at 11:26 AM ^
Being a young man who has sex with his mother does not disqualify him from being a great football player, provided he does not do it on the night before a game which would of course weaken his game performance.
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