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We're all poised at the citrus tables of our local grocery stores awaiting the predictions of who will start from the board prognosticai/intelligentsia, and also word on which variety of citrus will be consumed if which player doesn't start against Utah next week. I'm betting on Morris. And limes.
Bring it.
Grapefruit IPA for me.
Grapefruit Sculpin for me!
Exceptional beer.
Unborn wife? How old are you?
24, seems right to me.
Must have been referring to his unborn (4th) wife. My dad's on his 6th (shrugs).
Your "unborn wife"...?! You know you can go to jail for that.
he just has to wait 18 years.
Craster?
There's a difference
If Speight doesn't start at Utah, I'll drink arsenic. Am I going too far with this challenge?
Well if it's just for fun...if Nolan Ulizio doesn't start at LT I will drink a fifth of Jack and make questionable decisions.
go watch Shoenice on YouTube to help you get ready to drink that.
I love a good shoenice video but that's a little tame for him. If I made a youtube video for everytime I drank a fifth of Jack in one night, i'd have like..three youtube videos.
you're a better man than me. never been able to drink jack.
Depends on how you'd view failure
Well, wine has arsenic in it. So that's not a problematic bet.
...except for that one guaranty.
Malzone Calzone
I feel really good about my eating an unpeeled pineapple if Morris starts bet. I may even up to "if Morris is second string". It's Rudock 6 days a week and twice on Sunday. Idk about start but I think Drake Harris (thank the Lord I had all but written him off with his hammy), Ben Gedeon, and Kyle Seychel get good PT this year too.
+1 for unpeeled pineapple. I have a feeling that would suck coming and going.
so I didn't have to.
DONT BE A LEMON! BE A ROSEBUD!!!!!
+1 for the Adam Rose shout out! I will not get THAT debate going again by saying anything else haha
Anybody know what time Mitchell is set to announce tomorrow?
Elemon o'clock
what time he announces ?
I really have been pulling for Morris all summer but... come on man let it go. Rudock is the guy. He's going to lead us to a Big Ten championship. He is going to smear feces all over thr Buckeyes.
Upvoted for use of the phrase "smear feces"
Up voted for spelling feces correctly
that one time when i ate a lemon
Yeah, there was this one as well. Embed fail, but you get the point (there wasn't enough alcohol on the table for two people and that game).
I ate one too, of course, and I am here to bear personal witness to the notion that a practice lemon is invaluable if indeed you had never done this before. I personally had not but actually found the experience very interesting. Hopefully, there is a Lime Challenge this year as I believe I would participate as long as no one minded the tequila that would accompany it.
Chet Lemons?
If Harbaugh doesn't start himself at QB I'm gonna smoke a LOT of weed.
And you will be banned by the NCAA for 1,014 years.
Either way, you should smoke a lot of weed.
I'm getting in on this one.
You know Harbaugh would love to play if he could. That story about him filling in for an injured 49ers QB in practice was awesome.
I don't even need a reason to do that
Outside the QB race, there's some very encouraging chatter on the insider boards that one previously injured RS freshman WR is fully healthy and the #1 guy on the depth chart, above a couple of healthy seniors that are still performing well.
Why not just say his name, Sam Webb sounded like ole Freddy Jackson when talking about him.
I hope Drake is healthy and can be a HUGE contributer this season!
Can't wait!
pretty easy to tell who the RS frosh WR who was injured is. Drake Harris
SPOILERS come on, man!
What is he, Voldemort? Say his name ya jamoke. DRAKE
If Rudock doesn't start I'll eat a stick of butter and eat three eggs whole followed by 7 ghost peppers three tubes of mentors and a liter of cola.
The real question is: what flavor Mentos?
not close any more. That's why I feel comfortable eating them .
This is a safe bet. Turnovers have killed M in the last 3 years. Put money on Rudock, the game manager.
He did throw 13 ints 2 yrs ago
All accepted bets will require video evidence.
And euclyptus juice to wash it down?
I'm shocked a comment with "eucalyptus" in it has lasted so long without a reply...
Drop Bears had such odd fetishes about their mentors.
Throw in some Pop Rocks, a quart of Castrol and anything off Taco Bell's menu, and I'll take that bet.
From being at the scrimmage myself, I can't imagine there being a QB competition whatsoever. The difference between Morris and Rudock was so far, there's really no debate. Rudock had amazing presence and calmness in the pocket that was followed by a ball thrown with very good touch. He made all the throws. His 20 yard TD pass to D. Harris was extremely impressive mainly because D. Hill was pretty much hovering over Harris' back the entire way. All the while Shane was throwing cannons on slants and short throws (which were never caught) and freaking out in the pocket with the slightest bit of pressure. Rudock was much better than I imagined and I can't wait to see what he can do at Utah and during the rest of the season.
If anything bad happens to Rudock before the Utah game, I am going to slap your face, you Goddamn jinx.
Rudock didn't play in the spring game...
He's talking about the student only practice.
Buy the cheap stuff, because it could be a long night
If you actually do that you will vomit.
A LOT.
I sincerely hope that you are sober when the game is over.
I will eat my stinky sock if Rudock doesn't start, piece by piece.
I'm willing to donate to this.
I will fellate myself if a QB starts for Michigan.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Skype me.
SKYPE MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Jeremy, we appreiciate your enthusiasm, but..........
Can't start my own topic so replying here. I live in Salt Lake and have two extra tickets for the game. Prefer to sell them to Michigan fans. Tickets are toward the top of the stadium in the corner. Sec E31, Row 58 Seats 3-4. I am selling for $225 a piece which is what I paid for them. If you are interested shoot me a text at 801.472.6041. If I don't sell them here in the next day or two I will put them up on the local classifieds.
Is your refrigerator running?
That MTN94 is kinda pricey, unless you go the Fresh Paint route.
It's nuts that people are still holding out hope on Morris. I imagine these are the same people that waited 4 years for Kevin Grady to have his breakout season! At some point you need to take a step back and accept that he's not the dominant QB the recruiting sites led you to believe. Hopefully he can evolve into a competent backup should Rudock or O'Korn go down but based on everything we've seen he has work to do before he even reaches that level. I wish it were the other way guys. But it isn't.
I'm shocked a comment with "eucalyptus" in it has lasted so long without a reply...
Phone edit: derp
I'll be in Utah so if Rudock does not start I will take an additional wife.
If i get the 2 tickets from Teqinutah, you can take my wife...for $450.00.
/just kidding honey
I'll eat the hair off a barber shop floor if Rudock doesn't start.
I'll eat a slice of wonderbread used as a urinal splashguard if Rudock doesn't start.
Rudock will start and be a top 4 B1G quarterback for a team that wins 9 games and upsets Utah and MSU.
Who do you see us losing to for the three losses then? Personally, I think if we beat MSU and Utah 10-2 becomes the floor
Seems like running back, boundary CB, and FG kicker are the only genuine position battles taking place. I'm not confident enough to put fruit on it, but I think Isaac and Lyons will win the first two. No idea on PK.
Jake starts at QB. DeVeon starts at RB. Lyons does not start but comes in as a sub. I'm thinking the starters for the "student scrimmage" are the ones who get the nod for Utah. The most exciting thing about the lineups to me is that the OL isn't shuffling around every three minutes. This staff is actually letting them get used to how they interact with each other, and they understand that these kids need to gel to become a cohesive unit.
Jake starts at QB. DeVeon starts at RB. Lyons does not start but comes in as a sub. I'm thinking the starters for the "student scrimmage" are the ones who get the nod for Utah. The most exciting thing about the lineups to me is that the OL isn't shuffling around every three minutes. This staff is actually letting them get used to how they interact with each other, and they understand that these kids need to gel to become a cohesive unit.
