Who Do You Owe a "Special Shout Out Sorry" To?
Wolverine Nation:
In light of this heartfelt apology from Pryor
"In terms of coach Jim Tressel, a special shout out. I'm sorry for all what went down and i apologize with all my heart. I love you just like a father, you taught me a lot. I apologize for putting you in a situation and taking you out of a job and a place that you loved to be. I regret the fact that you're not there anymore and I regret the fact that I'm not there anymore."
I feel we should all come to a mea culpa and issue our Special Shout Out I'm Sorrys.
Here, I'll start:
Body,
Special Shout Out. I'm sorry for eating 3 different types of fast food on the drive home last night, drinking plenty of draft beer from an evidently dirty tap and then finishing the deed with McDonald's Breakfast and BW3 wings for lunch. How about we do a salad tonight? Respect.
Me
Go ahead. Let it all out big guy. It's not your fault Will Campbell. It's not your fault.
I so applaud you for outing your feelings via this shout out, I'm giving you a shout out just for shouting out.
By the way, it is possible to leave the practice of law and still make a good living, but that's a discussion for a different day.
some states have "alienation of affection" laws
Yes, I live in one. The wife was strongly advised to consider it, however (to her great credit) she elected not to. It's in our separation agreement that she waives any such action.
Work, I'm sorry I neglect you for 4 months every year. I do not mean to do so, but you are far less entertaining then MGoBlog and it's community. I do enjoy the money you provide so please don't let me go. I swear, this year, I'll change.
Sincerely,
MGoShtoink (posted from work)
A special shout out to Jim Delany's dog. I'm sorry your master is an incompetent yes-man who looks like he should be playing the arrogant FBI agent who takes over and botches the case only to see the likes of Willis, Gibson and Glover, or Chan and Tucker save your ass. I'm also sorry he apparently saves his anger solely for you. I picture him waiting until the house is empty and then screaming at you for no reason while the veins bulge out on his neck and extremely large forehead. When he lays out the kennel, a rolled up newspaper, and a shock collar, I bet you pick the collar, because fuck him. I hope you poop in his shoes regularly. Actually, it would be funnier if you pooped irregularly, but I digress. Anyway, it would seem you don't hear this enough from Mr. Delany, so let me leave you with this:
Good dog.
Special shout out,
I'm sorry I've peed in so many of you, I probably should have found that one special butt and stuck to peeing in it.
Love ,
Dark Blue
special shout I'm sorry to toilet paper, for the past 3 years and the next 2 months you'll be associated with Terelle Pryor in both intials and your ability to be filled with large ammounts of shit.
A special shout out, to say I am sorry for whatever got me negged into bolivia.
Yours Truly,
emmekel
This public apology is the right way to turn around your life. I'll have to do some more research into your case, but all Profitgoblue clients must take this first step before I agree to the representation.
This is so good. 10 months of coming on here, this is the best thread ever. Beats even the gentleman who pleaded with the board to tone down down the talk because his wife saw it.
I am dying laughing reading these.
Sorry for getting that in your hair. But I hear it washes out . . .
Brandanomano,
Special shoutout sorry for bringing down our team in Mario Tennis. I know that I get burned on the inside serve, but you have to understand that DK Junior isn't very fast, and I can't always anticipate it.
Sincerely,
Rmilkman
I would like to give a special shout out to the nature photographer I met at Denali National Park. I'm really sorry for attacking you on that fine day in August. I had just killed a grizzy bear and was waist deep in giblets when you popped up from that brushpile. I thought the flash photography was some sort of aggressive tactic you were using to steal my food, so I snapped. My only thought was to chase you down and rip off an arm or a leg, but I guess I got carried away. Adrenaline makes everything taste better and you were soooo scared! Seriously, I had a hard time catching you because you were running as if your hair was on fire and your ass was catching. When you looked back at me I thought for a minute I was chasing Yahoo Serious. I'm really not sure if your eyes popped out of their sockets before or after I hit your torso but I do remember finding them later in a thicket and thinking "Funny, he still looks surprised"
If I had been a little more thoughtful I would have left something for the rangers to identify you with. But I'm kind of a glutton. I'm really sorry for that.
If only I knew who was the next of kin, I could have mailed them some sweet pictures of my stomach lining.
wlvrine
A quick shout out to Capt. Kirk:
As much as I love the original series, I've been cheating on you with Star Trek: The Next Generation for the last 20 years. In fact, I come to love them more. Also, I once did dabble briefly with Deep Space Nine and Voyager, but I swear they meant nothing to me. Try not to take it too hard. We'll always have Tribbles and the half white/half black people, but I've upgraded to Ferengi and Q. I hope that you will move on and leave with this word of wisdom: Qapla!
With regrets
jericho