We need to put damefan1 on staff
After the last two Notre Dame games, I think it's clear that we need to hire damefan1 to predict various injuries to our players full time. This will not only stave off Angry Michigan BLANK Hating God but also all but guarantee a thrilling victory led by huge games for his targets.
To support the cause, I will offer damefan1's weight in either lucky charms or flea medication, his choice.
September 12th, 2010 at 12:31 PM ^
... or maybe bedbugs in his Irish quilt.
September 12th, 2010 at 3:03 PM ^
That would explain why he scratches it so much.
September 13th, 2010 at 10:34 PM ^
Okay... I admit it. When I saw through being sad for her, I laughed.
Edit: Supposed to be one post down. Oops.
September 12th, 2010 at 5:35 PM ^
Damefan1 should lay off the meth, his itching is getting out of hand.
September 12th, 2010 at 5:36 PM ^
Put him on staff? Does that mean we have to take him off of suicide watch?
September 13th, 2010 at 12:27 PM ^
I'm hoping the chance to constantly make asinine predictions about Michigan will provide him enough reason to live.
Wait, he already does that? Maybe the lucky charms then.
September 13th, 2010 at 10:22 PM ^
Sad part is that I think one is Lou Holtz in Drag.