Coaches' timeouts are worse. Basketball teams should get one, full stop.
After the last two Notre Dame games, I think it's clear that we need to hire damefan1 to predict various injuries to our players full time. This will not only stave off Angry Michigan BLANK Hating God but also all but guarantee a thrilling victory led by huge games for his targets.
To support the cause, I will offer damefan1's weight in either lucky charms or flea medication, his choice.