Urban Meyer Ethics Bingo
Given it's the holiday season, Urban Meyer is still a scumbag, and has now finally been fully exposed as a fraud, NFL failure and fired as the Jacksonville Jaguars head coach, I would like to bring forth a game for holiday cheer.
Below, list your "favorite" images and/or most absurd Urban Meyer absurdities/hypocrisy to keep the game going. I'll start ....
He taught an ethics class at OSU
December 16th, 2021 at 6:31 AM ^
Ate cold pizza by himself....
December 16th, 2021 at 7:05 AM ^
This might need context. Pictured here is a multimillionaire who lost his first game as The Coach to MSU in the B10 championship game. And instead of going home to his mistress he sat lonely and ate his Poppa John's.
December 16th, 2021 at 6:49 AM ^
He Cayman Nebraska
December 16th, 2021 at 10:05 AM ^
Wow. His wife is really young, blonde, and hot!
December 16th, 2021 at 2:19 PM ^
Subtle Urban, very subtle. This guy does things that wouldn’t even cross my mind.
December 16th, 2021 at 7:03 AM ^
Taught character and leadership at OSU.
December 16th, 2021 at 1:14 PM ^
Lionel Hutz punctuation will crack me up every time
December 16th, 2021 at 5:45 PM ^
What is wrong with this world, when drugs are running around stealing weapons?
December 16th, 2021 at 7:10 AM ^
When he found out Courtney Smith and her small children could be in danger, his “brain cyst” caused him to forget to follow proper protocols.
December 16th, 2021 at 8:40 AM ^
It should be pointed out that even his brain cyst lacked ethics. For example, while it caused him to forget the proper protocols, it actually reminded him to tell key parties involved to delete their text messages going back two years. What a piece of work.
December 16th, 2021 at 7:14 AM ^
Discussed psychology of staying prepared in difficult circumstances while partying with half-naked man on a boat.
December 16th, 2021 at 7:24 AM ^
I’m not here to defend swervin Urban, but besides fishing, if you can’t be partying half naked then what good is a boat?
December 16th, 2021 at 9:23 AM ^
I think his eyes look like that because he's jus concentrating....
December 16th, 2021 at 4:17 PM ^
Looks like his heart rate is about 175BPM.
December 17th, 2021 at 10:32 AM ^
Complete video of bong smoking boat buddy of Urban
https://twitter.com/pablotorre/status/1471479319654457347?s=21
December 17th, 2021 at 10:34 AM ^
Complete video of bong smoking boat buddy of Urban
https://twitter.com/pablotorre/status/1471479319654457347?s=21
December 16th, 2021 at 7:17 AM ^
Molded Aaron Hernandez into an upstanding citizen
December 16th, 2021 at 7:34 AM ^
Winner
December 16th, 2021 at 8:44 AM ^
Through the power of the Circle of Trust....
December 16th, 2021 at 8:56 AM ^
OMG this stuff on here is priceless. Thank you all for sharing LMFAO!!!!
December 16th, 2021 at 10:36 AM ^
Guy did have pretty bad CTE
December 16th, 2021 at 11:58 AM ^
is there good CTE?
/s
December 16th, 2021 at 1:29 PM ^
Dude was a POS well before CTE, unless you're suggesting he got CTE in Jr High
December 16th, 2021 at 1:32 PM ^
Given the level of CTE found in Hernandez, he likely had CTE before he went to college.
Dr. Ann McKee, a neuropathologist who directs research of chronic traumatic encephalopathy, or CTE, at Boston University, said her research team found Hernandez had Stage 3 CTE and that they had never seen such severe damage in a brain younger than 46 years old.
December 16th, 2021 at 2:25 PM ^
From football or because he took so many blows to the head while committing and being a victim of gang crime? Please don’t try to use medical findings to excuse violent crimes.
December 16th, 2021 at 7:24 AM ^
Would seal the deal with recruits while at UF & OSU by asking them if they were fa**ots/b*tches or not in their exit meeting with him after a visit. He encouraged those that already fell for this gross mind-trick to go along with it to further pressure a 16-18yo male in a position to commit to play for him or, by design and elimination, admit he's a homosexual and/or weak.
He did this. A lot. Google it.
December 16th, 2021 at 10:21 AM ^
Sexism and homophobia from that upstanding citizen and family man? Say it isn't so.
December 16th, 2021 at 3:46 PM ^
Other than Google, is there any other support to this claim? Such as a first hand account?
December 16th, 2021 at 7:26 AM ^
Zach. friggin'. Smith.
December 16th, 2021 at 7:41 AM ^
If you got a grade != A in his class, can you sue the school and get it changed?
clearly, you knew something about Ethics that he didn’t.
December 16th, 2021 at 7:50 AM ^
This just in — the NCAA is taking surprisingly swift action to pursue sanctions against the students who took Urban’s ethics class. Their grades will be replaced with an asterisk and the governing body will not recognize that the students ever attended his class.
December 16th, 2021 at 7:44 AM ^
Unfortunately, if he wants, he will be on a college sideline by 2023. Book it.
December 17th, 2021 at 1:40 AM ^
As sad as it makes me say this? You're right.
December 16th, 2021 at 10:10 AM ^
How he could ever sit in a recruits living room and speak to his parents is beyond me.
Not him doing it but them listening.
December 16th, 2021 at 8:08 AM ^
I’m a winner, what have you ever done!
December 16th, 2021 at 8:08 AM ^
Dbl post
December 16th, 2021 at 8:09 AM ^
Respect women (sign he put up in OSU football building)
December 16th, 2021 at 8:08 AM ^
Triple post (and thought I’d hit a triple)
December 16th, 2021 at 8:32 AM ^
Craig James killed 5 hookers and Urban Meyer kicked 1 kicker. #CJK5H #UMK1K
December 16th, 2021 at 8:48 AM ^
Actual footage of Urban during the incident ?
December 16th, 2021 at 9:03 AM ^
He got called out by his own daughter in high school for being a shitty parent.
However, on the lighter side, he did have the good grace to leave successor Ryan Day this coaching handbook:
December 16th, 2021 at 9:24 AM ^
Jingle bells, Urban smells, Ryan laid an egg.
December 16th, 2021 at 9:26 AM ^
What do we make of Shad's "bitterly disappointed" comment? Of course we know this originated with Bo and UM being passed over for the Rose Bowl, then was repeated by Jimmy after the 2016 Ohio State loss. Epic troll of Urbs?