I was browsing the Internet and came across very tragic breaking news. We open our upgraded stadium next season playing host to UConn, who will be without cornerback Jasper Howard. Following an on-campus altercation, Howard was taken to St. Francis Hospital in Hartford where he has been pronounced dead. Horrible.
"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."