I feel like this idea isn't the most original...
Cool idea but if you want my premium content you'll still have to join my OnlyFans.
How far does $5 get me EYB?
One button.
I'm a traditionalist. I prefer to hand out McDonald's bags filled with cash.
Cool this will be an easy way to pay my drug dealer
Dude, I live four doors away. It’s literally the same distance as the mailbox
Unlike PayPal, Venmo and the other pay methods that have been out for years now? ?
Why not use Dogecoin???
Time for me to fire up my fake twitter accounts. You can start making those donations to Bloke Corum and Haunter Dickinson whenever you're ready.
Don't those two bloks play for the English Premier League?
Govcoins only, please.
Of course they will…and take a fat cut of the transaction.
There will be no fees collected.
Fat cut doesn’t necessarily mean “fees.” Cash app is partnered with Twitter, and that is not for free. I’m sure Cash app gets something, but in return pays Twitter handsomely for using their platform.
I've got tip for you! Don't take any wooden nickels!
Now gtfoml!
I knew the Michigan money canon would one day help us win things besides charity competitions. Let’s do this.
A fool and his money are soon parted
Forget about athletes, I'm prolly going to be giving all my money to @internetraj
I make a pledge that, for every $1 that I get, I will send the donor a pen that I have swiped from some Metro Detroit establishment over the years.
Man, I would love to be the guy who has the handle, @thehumanfund.
Wish they'd add a douchebag jar while they're at it.
Will we be allowed to tip people to shut up?
If we tip recruits or Michigan players are we considered “boosters?” If so I’ll make sure I change my background to OSU stuff.
Athletes in GA better keep those receipts so the school can take 75% of that money:
https://mobile.twitter.com/YahooSportsCFB/status/1390316399848001538
Dear god no.
Just when I learned why we're pronouncing the latest super-hot cryptocurrency (Dogecoin) as DOUGHJ Coin and not DOGGY Coin. LINK
Wait, why am I giving and receiving money on Twitter?
I mean, I'm not on Twitter, so moot point, but why counterfactually am I giving and receiving money on Twitter?