TWIS--- So many Buckeye tears
Ah, this is a nice start to the Thanksgiving fixin's.
http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2015/11/25/9799384/this-week-in-schadenfreude-ohio-state
A couple of highlights:
- "Worst loss in Urban's career."
It's my responsibility to remind you Meyer lost a home game to Houston Nutt.
- "first thing Urban needs to do is fire his OC, second thing he should do is apologize to all the Buckeye fans that sat in the rain and cold today to see a completely tanked atrocious effort from the team"
"I'm sorry the weather sucked."
- "Screw firing Warriner, Beck, Ash, and Fickell. How about firing the guy that hired Withers and Beck and cost us a shot at 2 nattys by being beaten by 3 star recruits, who were coached by a guy that knows how to get more out those 3 star recruits than ours does out of 4 and 5 stars. Welcome to goatland Urban. Enjoy your time on the shit list. Thanks for the natty. Better enjoy it. You're gonna need it this off season."
THE HONEYMOON'S OVER URBAN PACK YOUR SHIT
November 25th, 2015 at 1:57 PM ^
whole thing this week is Buckeye schadenfreude. Great compilation! Let's make sure they have more to cry about Saturday!
November 25th, 2015 at 3:17 PM ^
What?
Compilation?
/quickly slams laptop shut
November 25th, 2015 at 7:36 PM ^
Yes, I can't wait for buckeye schadenfreude 2.0! or buckeye schadenfreude - The Sequel! or buckeye schadenfreude - Return of the Wolverine!
November 25th, 2015 at 2:00 PM ^
Is there any precedent for TWIS to focus, during the regular season, on a single team? This is a great start for the holidays!
November 25th, 2015 at 2:51 PM ^
When a team loses one game in two seasons and fans spew that much bile, those fans deserve "unprecedented" treatment. I think OSU fans not only win TWIS, they also win the "spoiled and entitled fans" award for the season, if not the decade.
November 25th, 2015 at 3:31 PM ^
the stuff they spewed after their Ole Miss loss was even more entertaining.
November 25th, 2015 at 10:24 PM ^
the mirror is a bitch!
November 25th, 2015 at 2:01 PM ^
November 25th, 2015 at 2:08 PM ^
about MSU dick-punching them last week and Michigan throat-punching them this week.
November 25th, 2015 at 2:30 PM ^
I know we needed MSU to lose and all but when OSU lost I was happy....the holocaust that followed was just Gravy and then we climbed into the top 10...been a great few days...Now if we can just put the cherry on top saturday..
November 25th, 2015 at 2:41 PM ^
At first I was irked because the stakes for our game got a lot lower, but when you think about there aren't many things funnier than Ohio State blowing a home game in spectacularly embarrassing fashion.
November 25th, 2015 at 7:26 PM ^
November 26th, 2015 at 12:38 AM ^
Medium rare
November 26th, 2015 at 7:14 AM ^
it depends on whats at stake.
November 25th, 2015 at 2:57 PM ^
November 25th, 2015 at 3:35 PM ^
True, but Dantonio and MSU's fans piss me off much more than Urban and OSU's fans. And the way our game against MSU ended made me desperately want to see some Spartan schadenfreude at not only losing, but having to watch Michigan play in the B1G Championship Game while Sparty stays home. It also would have been that much sweeter if we were the ones who got to ruin OSU's perfect season. So I was pretty bummed that MSU won, and the OSU schadenfeude wasn't much consolation.
That said, there's no sense in getting too worked up over games that don't involve Michigan, so whatever.
November 25th, 2015 at 7:06 PM ^
November 25th, 2015 at 2:01 PM ^
I fully support this idea.
November 25th, 2015 at 3:40 PM ^
It will match their uniforms!
November 25th, 2015 at 2:04 PM ^
in Urb's future. The "acid reflux" and "need for more family time" will return in a little while.
November 25th, 2015 at 2:04 PM ^
November 25th, 2015 at 3:47 PM ^
for being unprofessional and deserving of a suspension (while some defended their actions). But nothing came close to this Buckeye lovin' comment:
If I were Urban:
Tell Zeke he's done and to clean out his locker - love Zeke but this display of BS deserves a quick and heavy response: complete lack of control and leadership from Zeke. You lost - suck it up, learn from it, and get stronger. Your press conference was fucking pathetic - especially knowing that you're leaving and going to now mail it in
November 25th, 2015 at 2:04 PM ^
One damn loss and they're losing their fucking minds. Wait until they see what's coming on Saturday. And for the next 20 years.
November 25th, 2015 at 2:05 PM ^
And Saturday Urbi Wan's failure will be complete.
- said by James Earl Jones (of course)
November 25th, 2015 at 2:05 PM ^
November 25th, 2015 at 2:09 PM ^
is 18 years old and that was one of her adult toys.
November 25th, 2015 at 2:53 PM ^
November 25th, 2015 at 3:10 PM ^
November 26th, 2015 at 12:42 AM ^
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......
November 25th, 2015 at 3:09 PM ^
the kid saying,
"why cant we win good?"
is gold, Jerry, gold!
November 25th, 2015 at 2:06 PM ^
SABOTAGEDDDDDD
November 25th, 2015 at 2:09 PM ^
he fucked up what could have been a huge addition to the greatest rivalry in sports.
Now we have to kick their ass for the sake of kicking their ass and rely on Franklin to figure out how to coach and beat MSU for us to go to the B1G championship.
November 25th, 2015 at 2:13 PM ^
Close tie between this, Toy Story, and Sabotage for my favorites. Great stuff.
November 25th, 2015 at 2:16 PM ^
After acknowledging a few weeks ago that readers though he was slacking compared to when Brian wrote the column, I think Nanni has redeemed himself.
I love, no squeal with glee, that nine other ink-worthy bullets got passed over for Buckeyefraude.
Bravo!
November 25th, 2015 at 2:18 PM ^
I love it . Nothing but Buckeyes!!
Lets make it two weeks in a row next week.
Go Blue!!
November 25th, 2015 at 2:18 PM ^
one rough game and everyone's ready to light Ohio Stadium on fire
November 25th, 2015 at 2:27 PM ^
November 25th, 2015 at 8:46 PM ^
November 25th, 2015 at 9:25 PM ^
They and their team are very fragile right now.
They will come out swinging in The Game of course, looking for redemption. But if things start to go against them, if Michigan is able to take away soemthing they want to do like run Elliott, they will totally collapse.
They are a 5-year old on a bicycle - one bump in the road and they will fall dramatically.
November 25th, 2015 at 2:21 PM ^
Shit play calling across the board, missed opportunities, and sucking gigantic cock when it matters. Sit back and enjoy with a big dick close by.
Is sucking gigantic cock a good or bad thing?
November 25th, 2015 at 2:24 PM ^
November 25th, 2015 at 2:22 PM ^
We gave Sparty a fucking playoff berth. Shameful
November 25th, 2015 at 4:05 PM ^
November 25th, 2015 at 2:23 PM ^
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November 25th, 2015 at 2:56 PM ^
The Big Ten was founded in 1895.
November 25th, 2015 at 3:10 PM ^
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November 25th, 2015 at 9:31 PM ^
They always do that . . . pick a timeframe that looks good for them, and then declare superiority. Because that's the only way they can do it.
OK, fine. Here's one: Harbaugh is undefeated against Ohio State all time.
And he aims to keep it that way.
November 25th, 2015 at 2:25 PM ^
We then spent 10 minutes calming the kid down, but in the middle of it the kid asks me "why cant we win good?" To which I also had no answer. I went to my car and grabbed a toy that my niece left in the car. I gave it to him and told him to cheer up, but I couldn't help but feel for him.
Although I hate to chuckle when you hear about kids trying to process a loss like that, the fact that this guy volunteered a toy that didn't belong to him in an effort to calm down this kid made me laugh for some reason. It might as well have been a wrapper with a half-eaten BK Tendercrisp in it - "Here, will this help?"
November 25th, 2015 at 2:54 PM ^
There's also something funny about an OSU fan using wholly incorrect grammar, even if it is a kid.
November 25th, 2015 at 9:33 PM ^
My daughter is that age. She would never use grammer like that.
That's some redneck Briar Buckeye kid right there.
They really are the Big Ten's SEC team.