Tuesday Poops: Jim Harbaugh is not in my bathroom
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:22 AM ^
...as if there isn't enough other useless crap on the board.
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:24 AM ^
well good sir, I suggest you scurry back over to touchthebanner. You'll be safe there.
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:26 AM ^
I see what you did there.
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:23 AM ^
This is the shit we have to deal with now?
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:26 AM ^
We ARE jumping to every friggin conclusion out there.
Bravo for reminding us to chill the f*ck out.
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:26 AM ^
So this guy wasn't Jim Harbaugh? Who was it then?
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:26 AM ^
I'm all backed up at work and can't get shit out in time beacuse I'm stuck to my F5 key.
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:27 AM ^
To confirm my hunch that Darker Blue was the OP. It was a faith-affirming exercise for me, in a way.
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:30 AM ^
One of these days I'm going to post something so serious MGoBlog is going to lose its mind.
Today isn't that day.
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:27 AM ^
Before Delete
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:30 AM ^
This will end well...
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:33 AM ^
I'll end you well if you don't come to your senses.
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:30 AM ^
Your deductive reasoning is awesome. So is your optimism.
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:35 AM ^
-- Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.
-- Clean Poop: You poop, it's in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.
-- Second Wave Poop: You're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, but something tells you you're not done.
-- Gassy Poop: Everyone within earshot is giggling.
-- Corn Poop: Self-explanatory.
-- Wet Cheeks Poop: (The power dump) Comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.
-- Upper Class Poop: This poop doesn't smell.
-- The Dangling Poop: This poop refuses to drop, and you just pray that a shake
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:49 AM ^
Oh man I hate the dangling poop. Do I keep shaking my butt and trying to poop it out for another 10 minutes? Or do I give up and wipe? But if I start wiping, even if I'm careful it gets messy, and it's the total opposite of clean poop.
Having said that, I rarely have this problem because I never wipe at home. Just need a water source with decent power to it. It really is amazing that people can consider themselves civilized smearing poop with gobs of toilet paper. Water is faster, cleaner, feels so much better, cheaper, and I never have to worry about running out. Ya know when you have itchy butthole and you have to wipe again for no discernible reason? I don't. Not anymore. After a couple trips to Thailand I learned the error of my ways.
Reading that again it sounds like a bad infomercial, but whatever.
December 2nd, 2014 at 12:06 PM ^
You've really put a lot of thought into this. Glad I'm not the only one...
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:36 AM ^
I heard that Hackett has commissioned that all toilets in Schembechler Hall be plated in gold. As Stanford found out, Jim Harbaugh can only be found with gold toilets.
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:52 AM ^
Darker Blue, the real question is did your poop see its shadow? If so, it's 1 more year of incompetent coaching.
December 2nd, 2014 at 12:08 PM ^
I pooped, and it sort of looked like Jimmy in an M hat. WITH A HEADSET.
That obviously means this:
December 2nd, 2014 at 12:12 PM ^
In before the flush.
December 2nd, 2014 at 2:53 PM ^