These Things I believe

Watching Bull Durham got inspired, please add your own. I believe in the tailgate. The Woodson one handed interception, The Howard in the Endzone, Carter over the Middle, Hayes in the corner, Perry up the Middle, free programs and the coaches of ND and OSU are self indulgent, overrated pieces of crap. I believe that Spartan Bob,Eddie Brown and Ed Martin acted alone, and Referees against ND (2002,2005) and USC (1979) did not. I believe that they ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing advertising in stadiums, and piped in,prerecorded music. I believe that Branch destroyed Morelli, that Lamarr Woodley kills people, that there will never be a better two way player than Charles Woodson (Modern era), getting to the Big House early enough to hear the band,rather than the 1st quarter. I believe in singing the Victors, loudly, proudly, and so you remember it for three days. (end script) Additions I Believe that Lloyd Carr cost us a National title by playing Henson his sophomore year. I believe that Steinbrenner Stole Henson from us because he is a OSU grad. I believe that the Fab Five was the best recruiting class ever. I believe that the bench was telling Webber to call Timeout. That Amaker and Ellerbe were the worst back to back coaches ever. I get night sweats when I think "Red" is going to retire. I believe they will replace Crisler in my lifetime. I believe they never will replace Yost. I believe Mike Legg made the best goal ever. I believe we always have a offensive lineman named Adam. I believe that Jason Avant was a beast. I believe the Rugby Punt was formed by Lucifer. I believe all tapes of Appalachian State should be destroyed. I believe Phillip Fulmer cost us a undisputed national title by voting us 4th!!!