Tacopants to transfer

Submitted by bdubya on
Early this morning, Michigan wide receiver Tacopants held a press conference to announce that he would no longer step on the field for the Michigan Wolverines. "Look, I know last year was statistically one of my best, but I can see the writing on the wall." The writing being referred to by Mr. Pants is the signing of hyper-accurate Tate Forcier, as well as the collection of sticky fingered wide receivers being assembled by the university. "It doesn't help that my favorite QB is leaving as well." It is well known that Pants and Steven Threet had built a strong relationship over the past year, and Threet's decision to leave was clearly a factor for Tacopants. As for where he will end up, Tacopants had this to say: "I've been checking out Tennessee, and I really like the Quarterbacks that they don't have."

gpsimms not to…

February 16th, 2009 at 11:50 AM ^

with guaransheed freshman starter or sheridan, i'd say it's more likely that burritoshorts, tacopants younger brother, transfers to michigan. the tandem will be the top two receivers in the country.

marco dane

February 16th, 2009 at 1:36 PM ^

Michigan can't lose tacopants. Oh well! I guess the cruits R2 & company have pulled in along with the wr's who have committed for 10 will have to do...sigh! Besides your hands of stone and your 5.0 in the forty wasn't helping us anyway...NEEEXT!