Snake Oil

Submitted by sedieso on
I got a friend that just came back from India. While he was there I asked him to grab me some snake oil from a King Cobra in one of the local villages if he can. After spending weeks in the hospital after a venomous bite that he received on his leg, he returned to the states with a small vile for me. My dilemma now is that I do not know what to use it on? Any suggestions are welcome... (Forgive me as I am on my second night of no sleep studying for finals and I am in extreme need of procrastination and distraction.)
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joeyb

December 4th, 2008 at 10:36 PM ^

You could use it to kill Tressel. You could use it to lure a Victoria's Secret model into your den. You could use it on the Steelers' Defensive coordinator. You could use it on a Liger. You could use it on itself to destroy all evil in the world.

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sedieso

December 5th, 2008 at 12:38 AM ^

Well sending it to Joey boy wouldn't do me or UM any good. Maybe I will use it to go back in time and get Vince Young or Michael Vick, or maybe just to get that new Bond girl.

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