SIAP: A Message from East Lansing to the MSU Students
....but burning furniture it is a spartan tradition.
Exactly! The very existence of a "Please, please don't do this" letter contradicts the assertion that it isn't a tradition.
what is 'spartans will'?
I always thought the space was misplaced.
Spartan Swill.
That has to be one of the worst school slogans I've heard of. It's like they're literally asking rival teams to mock it.
The Couch, The Couch, The Couch is on Fire
March 31st, 2019 at 10:39 PM ^
We don't need no water let the sofa sleeper burn!
The back of the bulletin says that any assault charges will be reduced to littering tickets.
*star athletes only
....or seduction of an unmarried woman.
I’m surprised there are no mentions of raping women since that seems to not be another sparty tradition. At least they could have put another bullet in the list. “If a member of one of our varsity sports teams offers you a drink, don’t. Just don’t.”
Or, "if a member of our veterinary program offers free service for Fido, make sure you first have Fido fitted for a doggie chastity belt"
Sparty doing Sparty things.
What's the point in making that if Sparties can't read?
Can't read. . .
Can't write. . .
Half of Sparty fans are ignorant dumb rednecks. The other half are punks
My cousin is a graduate of MSU. He told me that Michigan students/fans are the ones that start this stuff and Spartans are the ones that get the blame for it. I don't think my eyes rolled any harder than that day.......
....just pay your cousin the $20 and he will leave.
I've heard them blame Michigan fans for all kinds of random, ridiculous things. This now ranks way up near the top.
LOL FALSE FLAG
March 31st, 2019 at 10:04 PM ^
More likely that this PSA is a False Flag.
Though the PSA itself is such a Sparty thing... I can't decide how suspicious to be...
It's like a squirrel ignoring a nut ...
Smoke the Green, Snort the White, Burn the place down☠️
Like asking the sun not to rise tomorrow, or the scorpion not to sting you even while you give it a ride across the river.
Its sad for them , that they need to even take the time and put that out there .
In other words, don't act like the trash that you are.
So a couch bonfire can devalue their degrees but the largest rape scandal in American history doesn’t?
Sparty Noooooo
Staee is on FIRE!
I was rooting for them to win this game. But none further. If they are gonna beat our ass 3 times when our team was supposed to be good or better, it might as well be a final four team to really prove they are better even more.
Dirty school...an embarrassment to education and athletics.
March 31st, 2019 at 10:41 PM ^
....and mankind and human decency.
they'll be burning couches for a title in a week. re-taking the B1G basketball throne.
Yeah, this ain't going to stop them.
This reminds me of the Lions-Jets Barry Sanders 2,000 yard game where the referees kept stopping the game to tell 80,000 Lions fans to be quiet so the the Jets could get off a play. Yeah, right.
Couches gonna burn tonight.
Seems like it’s a little late for the third point
If only they could read it.
Spartys gotta Sparty.....
Couch burning is a tradition there and this is probably the school’s way of covering their ass for the inevitable fires taking place right about now.
Jim Nance kept hyping it. "A tradition like no other."
Looks more like a Spartan to-do checklist.
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/2344/web
East Landfill public safety broadcast. It's funny, but it's not.
Funny how the internet works. I'm getting an ad for a lovely settee in fake suede. Would look good in any Sparty frat house or dorm room.
Only in Spartan country could a law abiding citizen face a possible 90 days in jail for having had the misfortune to be on a public sidewalk, albeit within 300 feet of something burning (read: outside in East Lansing tonight).
Maybe someday they will grow a real law school up there.
March 31st, 2019 at 10:42 PM ^
"...a real school up there." FIFY.
March 31st, 2019 at 10:14 PM ^
Hopefully this was an electronic notice, and not printed on paper. Because all they did was provide kindling otherwise.
March 31st, 2019 at 11:29 PM ^
Once I saw "SIAP" and MSU, I figured it had something to do with arson, rape, destruction of property, etc.