Public Service Announcement: Election Workers Needed
You guys know I rarely abuse my position here for something OT, but this is one of those rarelies, because it's important.
My full-time job is MGoBlog, but as I've mentioned a few times on the blog or the pod, on election days I'm an election worker.* And with a presidential primary and presidential election coming up this year you are needed as well, especially if you live in Michigan, and especially if you think you might be from an underrepresented party in your community.
Election work is not partisan--every one of us is there and oathbound to assist the voters--but most of the tasks election workers do require the presence of two parties. Unless your city or township is like 50/50, your clerk's biggest headache right now is probably struggling to match numbers. The better mix of locals, the less those of us willing to travel to another community get asked to do so.
I don't know the rules in other states but in Michigan you do not need to live in the community you would be working--you only have to be an elector in the state of Michigan--though most people work in their home precinct or close to it. If you have high schoolers, in Michigan 16- and 17-year olds may also work elections (they do not have to be electors). I know for a fact this is something that admissions (for at least 1 school) at Michigan notices.
It's not super hard. You do a couple of trainings, learn each station, and whichever one you end up working you'll get the hang of pretty quickly. If you want to be even more useful, sign up to get trained on the Electronic Poll Book (it's no harder than navigating this site) and become a fellow laptop swiper person, because we're always in especial demand.
It is rewarding. Oh is it EVER rewarding! If you've ever wondered how secure our elections are, you'll see for yourself how hard it is to break the system by even one vote. If you've ever despaired that others don't share your patriotic enthusiasm for a strong democracy, it takes less than a day to restore your faith. Then you get a paycheck, and people thank you and stuff, and then you'll look at them quizzically like "Don't thank me; this was actually pretty fun."
I'm recruiting you people specifically because the MGoBlog community is filled with exactly the kind of people** that clerks have been trying to get.*** If you want to look into it, the fastest way is to look up your local clerk. Michigan also has a state portal here: https://www.michigan.gov/sos/elections/pollworker
Also if you happen to be voting at Lone Pine Elementary in February or November, and I'm not obviously helping a voter, come say hi to your precinct co-chair.
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* I don't say "volunteer" because we get paid. I started as an inspector in 2020 because a lot of the older workers couldn't do so during the pandemic. Usually I've been the laptop-having ID-swiper guy, until I got bumped up to precinct co-chair.
** Don't try to argue otherwise--I sell the ads around here, and make a decent living at it by peddling demographic numbers that prove you're more intelligent, patriotic, community-minded, and--importantly for this purpose--remarkably politically balanced.
*** Also it's nice to be working with more Michigan fans, especially when it's the late afternoon downtime in November.)
January 21st, 2024 at 3:19 PM ^
You lost me when you considered me intelligint. Or maybe I'm a outlyer?
January 21st, 2024 at 3:33 PM ^
Outliar wood have werked two.
January 21st, 2024 at 4:02 PM ^
Cents win did all y'all start righting so whale?
January 22nd, 2024 at 12:44 PM ^
It takes all kinds to complete a bell curve.
January 21st, 2024 at 3:20 PM ^
My mom was an election worker in Waterford Township for many years and always enjoyed it. Unfortunately she passed away in July.
Thanks in advance to everyone willing and able to perform this vital community service.
January 21st, 2024 at 4:07 PM ^
The goal is for it not to be viral, since November is respiratory virus season.
January 22nd, 2024 at 1:44 PM ^
Sorry for your loss HP.
My 80 year old Mother had to overcome a 50/50 surgery this year and I am glad for the time I am allowed to enjoy with her.
January 21st, 2024 at 3:21 PM ^
I've been an election worker and precinct chair for about 15 years. Thankless but often fun. Many jurisdictions need help. Volunteer.
January 21st, 2024 at 3:24 PM ^
This is one of those rarelies
Freudian slip much???
Jk
January 21st, 2024 at 3:36 PM ^
** Don't try to argue otherwise--I sell the ads around here, and make a decent living at it by peddling demographic numbers that prove you're more intelligent, patriotic, community-minded, and--importantly for this purpose--remarkably politically balanced.
Hey Seth, just wondering where you get these data? Damn, now I'm starting to get paranoid. 😊
January 21st, 2024 at 4:31 PM ^
Google Analytics.
January 21st, 2024 at 5:03 PM ^
Don't tell him what to do! Answer his question!
January 22nd, 2024 at 9:01 AM ^
Wave at your front facing camera
January 21st, 2024 at 3:36 PM ^
psh I don't need an election to know that a giant lizard is running the government thank you very little
(Thank you for sharing this information, I'll make sure to pass it along)
January 21st, 2024 at 3:43 PM ^
When your district is mostly blue or red it's a good gig - serving public interest and mostly everyone agrees with you. Like Ann Arbor. Same reason you can take extreme positions in deep blue or deep red congressional districts and ignore the moderate 60% of this country
If your district is 50/50 it can be threatening to your family unfortunately in the sickening political culture in this country.
January 21st, 2024 at 3:54 PM ^
The political climate in this country has become very toxic. Many Democrats and Republicans have more in common than most realize. The answers to most of our problems lie somewhere in the middle, yet the extremes on both sides is fueling the divide. Thank you to anyone that helps the election process for this country, state and local governments.
January 21st, 2024 at 4:06 PM ^
What are these 50/50 congressional districts you speak of? I thought they were all redrawn to avoid exactly these types of problems. I mean, just look at the 2nd and 6th congressional districts in my state. Aren't they beautiful?
January 21st, 2024 at 4:11 PM ^
That map was ruled illegal and was redrawn last week, btw. It looks sillier, but looks aren't everything.
January 21st, 2024 at 4:14 PM ^
Yep, it sounds like Graves is probably going to lose his seat.
January 21st, 2024 at 5:20 PM ^
Dude I'm sorry the last part is extremely false. If your district is 50/50 you're the least likely to experience any kind of political violence.
There has been an unsurprising and well-covered rise in extremist violence in the last decade, and I don't want to downplay it, but even that is fewer than 250 incidents across the country, overwhelmingly from outsiders who traveled there for (or against) organized events or were imported to weaponize local institutions against the locals.
If you want to talk about this more, talk to me separately by email. I don't want to get the thread bogged down.
January 21st, 2024 at 9:07 PM ^
I find this interesting. I would think if a district is 50/50 it would be the most safe, compared to say being red a place like Chicago. But then again, Chicago is probably the most corrupt and violent political city.
January 21st, 2024 at 10:01 PM ^
The more we are around each other the more we like each other. The reason the internet gets all of people's worst political shit dumped on it is because we are better people to each other in person. The reason sports build great communities is we spend time with each other in person. The reason mixed political communities tend to have better political relations is we're used to each other, and get to interact with real people instead of the monsters imagined for us by whiny, bent, fear-mongering infotainment with the bullshit amplified by social media.
Political violence is rare in America, period, but moreso in the mixed suburban parts. When it happens it's usually someone who doesn't live there who's been filled with hate for the people who do.
January 22nd, 2024 at 10:34 AM ^
I love this. It's pretty sweet that my love for sports helps me be a good citizen of the community.
January 23rd, 2024 at 9:10 AM ^
What a phenomenally ignorant comment. There's nothing to worry about when going to vote in Chicago, red or blue. Nothing.
January 23rd, 2024 at 11:38 AM ^
I agree with you. I wasn't referring to actual voting. I think actual voting in Chicago is safe for the most part.
All I'm saying is that being openly red in Chicago is not well received, and can get violent. For example, put a MAGA sticker on your car and park in the street. I promise that the car will get fucked with badly (i.e. slashed tires, keyed, etc.) within a week.
January 23rd, 2024 at 1:57 PM ^
Honestly and truly, I have no idea what you're talking about. And I lived in Chicago for a decade. This is Fox News fanfiction.
January 23rd, 2024 at 5:34 PM ^
I have lived in Chicago city for 20 years plus. I even went to JJ's rival high school down the street.
For the last 10 years, I do not watch any MSM which includes Fox, etc. so I'm calling it as I see it. Being red in Chicago can be dangerous, if you think otherwise I don't think you are paying attention.
January 21st, 2024 at 3:53 PM ^
Little known fact- Lone Pine Elementary used to be Twin Pines Elementary, until some pesky kid ran over one of the pine trees in a time travel experiment.
Thanks for the info, Seth! I might have to look into that this year.
January 21st, 2024 at 4:10 PM ^
Crazy drunk drivers…
January 22nd, 2024 at 9:31 AM ^
Doc: They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. Run for it, Marty!
Marty: Who?
Doc: Who do you think? THE LIBYANS!
January 21st, 2024 at 3:54 PM ^
I worked a location back in 2020 in one of the more closely contested PA counties and was threatened by some dicks. Watching people you went to high school with (and were friends with) become such awful and mean-spirited hate-spewing people toward you for simply volunteering in an election was something that I have no interest in experiencing again.
I am happy to be in a new state that people don’t even bother campaigning in almost because it’s so reliably one color - for better or worse. Even still, I won’t be doing that for at least another election cycle.
That said, good luck to anyone who does it. It’s a very noble thing - and pretty cool to see first hand. It’s also pretty stress-free depending on your locale - but the nutjobs out there (particularly on one side) really soured me on ever doing it again.
January 21st, 2024 at 10:39 PM ^
Haha. Non-partisan, non-denominational election hating dicks.
(I understand the edit.)
Seriously though, it is my fear that this type of thing will keep good people from doing such an important task in this country.
January 21st, 2024 at 3:56 PM ^
My election work starts when polls close and I work election reporting for Decision Desk HQ, which is the best source for election returns and particularly election calls. I wind up working a few nights a year, it’s cool stuff. It’s surprising how many different ways states and even individual towns and counties operate.
As someone on the other side of the political spectrum from Seth, I echo the message valuing involvement in the process. Worried about integrity? Go work the polls and help keep them fair.
January 21st, 2024 at 4:14 PM ^
In the past, I've actually helped drive people to the polls downriver, taking the day off to do that, but I've thought about doing this as well.
Actually, I've even considered running for various local offices, though my wife doubts my electability.
January 21st, 2024 at 6:40 PM ^
Does she know how many MgoPoints you have? I would think she would sing a different tune if she did.
January 21st, 2024 at 6:43 PM ^
He's got my vote.
January 21st, 2024 at 9:10 PM ^
I just upvoted you. Does that count?
January 21st, 2024 at 4:37 PM ^
I’m signed up over in GR for the first time to work during early voting. Looking forward to it.
January 21st, 2024 at 5:05 PM ^
In general what does it pay ?
January 21st, 2024 at 5:27 PM ^
Not a lot. I think $15/hr usually. More for chairs and cochairs. You get an hour for the training too. Not life-changing, not nothing.
January 21st, 2024 at 5:36 PM ^
Yeah not great , but not horrible. thank you
January 22nd, 2024 at 8:50 AM ^
I think I got $300-500 for working in Detroit. There were some bonuses for being vaccinated and showing proof as well as what position you ran. It starts really early in the morning and it's a long day, but I was surprised at how much it paid.
January 22nd, 2024 at 3:12 PM ^
Bonuses for being vaccinated LOL
Wow.
January 22nd, 2024 at 5:00 PM ^
You gotta be fucking kidding me?! Bonuses for being vaccinated?!
As someone who is fully vaccinated (including all my children), bonuses for being vaccinated is this generation's poll tax. Horrible if you ask me.
Please someone confirm that this is not the case. If this is the case, then I cannot trust elections.
January 21st, 2024 at 6:20 PM ^
Be sure to bring your extra large duffle bags. Those with carpel tunnel, and that go to bed early, need not apply. A lot of boxes to check before 2 am. Shooting for 130% voter turnout this time around!
January 21st, 2024 at 9:04 PM ^
fuck off with this BS
January 22nd, 2024 at 6:35 AM ^
Please sign up. If you really want to see how elections are run and how many safeguards there are to prevent even one false vote, come work with us. Seriously. Some great people started as skeptical about the process and realized hot damn we have a great system; this is worth my time to keep it running like this.
January 22nd, 2024 at 9:23 AM ^
We need a good documentary about how the voting system in this country works. Too many people have no idea how it works and whats built in to make sure its secure and hard to commit voter fraud .
January 22nd, 2024 at 9:46 AM ^
It's super easy to fall into a hole of misinformation and conspiracy theory when you never bother to avail yourself of information... to see it and live it with your own two eyes. We have a participatory system that allows people to engage with our public process and not only see it work, but actually play a role in the whole big thing.
January 21st, 2024 at 6:38 PM ^
Question.. Do you have to register or be registered as a Democrat or Republican to be an election worker?