"photoshop Tony Petitti's head onto Bert Bielema's body"
November 10th, 2023 at 3:02 PM ^
No way that's Bret Bielema's body...
November 10th, 2023 at 3:04 PM ^
Yeah, it's Bert's. Or whatever GIS came up with.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:04 PM ^
Yeah that guy is too fit to be Bert.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:04 PM ^
The picture is like ten years old.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:07 PM ^
In my defense I was not going to spend any more time searching the Internet for photos of Bret Bielema than I could possibly stand. Which was about 45 seconds.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:10 PM ^
Edit: Didn't realize you were OP. My point was to the poster above that it is, indeed, Bert. Just not present day Bert, thus their confusion.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:09 PM ^
Or in Bert units, about 42,000 chili dogs ago
November 10th, 2023 at 3:15 PM ^
To think some hot babe "fell in love" with this specimen. Or maybe just his bank account...
November 10th, 2023 at 3:10 PM ^
Yup. From when he used to be in shape.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:20 PM ^
The camera adds 10 lbs.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:23 PM ^
The camera adds 10 stone.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:06 PM ^
That was about 90 pounds ago
November 10th, 2023 at 3:12 PM ^
In one leg.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:07 PM ^
Maybe Harry Dunne on the scooter with Lloyd Christmas?
Or Dr Evil? Maybe Ed Rooney with Harbaugh as Ferris.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:16 PM ^
Look, can we put the blame here squarely where it belongs? Brian could've thought of those uses for his incredible monk powers that he will gain in the event of a Michigan loss, but this is what he went with.
I would've gone with Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, myself. Same size and shape as Bielema, but delicious.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:12 PM ^
Bert's face looked so skinny back then..... LOL
November 10th, 2023 at 3:17 PM ^
I think it's important that Brian used the preposition "into" (not onto) on twitter and ultimately reposted a response that was effectively "like Krang?" The MgoCommunity can't be left off the hook until it has been produced.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:19 PM ^
Those were some serious man boobs back when he was “skinny”. Hate to see what cup size he is now.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:23 PM ^
Someone more talented than I am please do it on the "jail sex position" picture where he has fallen on his knees. I think it was from his stint at Arkansas.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:30 PM ^
MGoBlog is not your personal erotica site.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:35 PM ^
Damn.
He can still have his clothes on.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:31 PM ^
Petitti will always be Virgil Sollozzo to me... "He's still alive. They hit him with five shots and he's still alive!"
November 10th, 2023 at 3:42 PM ^
The failed attempt to bump off the Don only made the crime family stronger in the end.
#respect.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:42 PM ^
The failed attempt to bump off the Don only made the crime family stronger in the end.
#respect.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:37 PM ^
Cool. Now can you make Petitti the background face in that weird photo from Urban Meyer's hotel room?
![FUNNY] Urban Meyer Loses It When A Shirtless Man Interrupts His Live Stream - YouTube](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/e0w1sHzxkwc/maxresdefault.jpg)
Or maybe it would be more fitting to have Urban's finger up his ass.
November 10th, 2023 at 3:41 PM ^
Bet no one thought we’d be yearning to have Jim Delaney, Comedian/Masturbator back...
November 10th, 2023 at 3:45 PM ^
How about Tony Petiti's head on the ref slapping Mike Webers ass?