Patterson's brother goes off on coaches on instagram
He must have changed his name due to a shit ton of people commenting I'm sure, but apparently he posted this last night. The circus is just getting started. Honestly I can't really disagree with anything, with the exception of Shea being "a G in the NFL". Your brother could be a decent college QB with better coaching, but that's about it.
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:10 PM ^
Hello mods. Goodbye thread.
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:13 PM ^
Hello Darkness, my old friend
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:21 PM ^
I feel like this should be a verse somewhere in The Victors. I mean, it does pretty much sum up the Michigan football experience.
September 22nd, 2019 at 5:33 PM ^
That’s the first time I’ve laughed since the kickoff. Thanks
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:39 PM ^
Replying at the top so people see this. His older brother’s (ole miss assistant coach) IG is seanpatt14. I’m pretty sure the other post is completely fake.
September 22nd, 2019 at 4:00 PM ^
This is my screenshot that the poster stole from the offense snowflakes thread. This is from his personal ig which is private for obvious reasons.
September 22nd, 2019 at 4:52 PM ^
So he supposedly deleted his account right after posting this ? Seems unlikely.
September 22nd, 2019 at 5:04 PM ^
Yeah, he deactivated it last night at some point.
September 22nd, 2019 at 9:01 PM ^
Do you have any proof that was his real account though ? It is very convenient that the account is inactive now. Especially because he has another account that Shea follows. If this was real, it seems more likely he would just delete the post. Also, why do you follow Shea's brother ?
September 22nd, 2019 at 8:15 PM ^
I feel bad for people like you, people are afraid to see something negative about their team/ family/ whatever it may be.
“This is negative news and upsets me a little, MODs please delete so I don’t get al sad and upset because I don’t understand how to deal with my emotions”. Grow up
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:11 PM ^
He is a G on the golf course at least. Not wrong about Gattis though.
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:12 PM ^
I've only recently heard about this.
Is Shea addicted to golf? Is he a scratch golfer? Is that what he did all summer?
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:14 PM ^
Shea is the garreth bale of college football. Probably got his oblique injury on the links
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:26 PM ^
Except Gareth Bale won Real Madrid a champions league trophy and is a much better player than Zidane’s frontrunning dumbass gives him credit for.
September 22nd, 2019 at 4:07 PM ^
That is very true. But he’s been wildly inconsistent and injury prone, especially his back, and I’d say his golf game has led to his injuries.
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:15 PM ^
He’s addicted to turnovers
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:24 PM ^
He’s addicted, to what my dick did...
September 22nd, 2019 at 5:52 PM ^
The pleasure and pain the wing-ding inflicted?
September 22nd, 2019 at 9:55 PM ^
And things just got weird.
*crickets*
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:33 PM ^
People say he plays a lot of golf. He was certainly doing something all summer and “learn the offense” doesn’t appear to be one of them.
If this is actually his brother posting this I am guessing it is not too far from Patterson’s sentiment. This could get ugly.
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:11 PM ^
From what I have seen there have been several plays with guys wide open and Patterson forces it somewhere else. Gattis has been getting blamed a ton, but the QB play has been terrible.
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:16 PM ^
Did you see the clip of the Wisky defender falling down at the very beginning of the play and I think Nico was the receiver who was all alone downfield? Nobody within 15 yards and Shea didn’t even see him.
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:21 PM ^
Yup, not good. I would be beyond frustrated this season if I were Nico.
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:23 PM ^
Or the one with #29 wide open at goal line waving his arms and Shea forces to a guy double covered.
September 22nd, 2019 at 7:00 PM ^
This clip says all you need to know about how much of a "G in the NFL" Shea is going to be
September 23rd, 2019 at 1:12 PM ^
Absolutely agree! Pattertrash is incapable of seeing the entire field. I notice that he NEVER turns his head, he literally stares down the receiver he wants to throw it to, pretty much offering the WR to the D on any given play. His check downs are not there, I swear his neck is anchored somewhere, the only explanation I can offer as to why his head is not constantly moving. I watch a lot of College Football, and I always notice the other teams' QB moving their head constantly, but not Shea'dog... I feel if we are going to lose 4 or 5 games this season, lets do it with building DM or JM, at least get them ready for the next few years.
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:11 PM ^
And apparently Nico Collins "liked" a tweet with the hashtag FireHarbaugh
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:19 PM ^
Yeah, but the context is key, it was an entertaining selfie-video of a fan showing Nico Collins wide open as the DB covering him falls, the QB not reading it, and the ball being thrown into double coverage instead.
And then the guy ends on an entertaining scream.
And the tweet says: "I am starting to feel bad for Michigan fans. My buddy just sent me this. They deserve better."
And the SpeedInSpace and FireHarbaugh hashtags are used.
The full context.
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:22 PM ^
I'm guessing he liked it because of the clip where he should've had a walk in TD, and not necessarily because he agreed with #fireHarbaugh. Although maybe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:25 PM ^
Idk, how does he NOT notice those hashtags let alone realize the implications of his “liking” the tweet?
I’d be more inclined to believe there’s some passive-aggressiveness going on
September 23rd, 2019 at 2:03 PM ^
nobody reads hashtags. they're not even meant to be read.
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:57 PM ^
So Patterson is so good he can’t even see receivers when they r wide open down field, hmmmm, I think michigan needs a new starting qb
September 22nd, 2019 at 4:01 PM ^
Does that tweet count toward our "fuck" total for the week?
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:18 PM ^
Oh shit. Has this been confirmed as real? If so, it’s going to be uglier than I thought.
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:21 PM ^
In fairness, it's entirely possible he didnt see the hashtag. It is a video of him running wide open and not getting the ball. It doesnt mean he's in support of the fire Harbaugh theme. But it's still concerning.
September 22nd, 2019 at 7:08 PM ^
Nico has every right to be pissed off at the coaching staff and his quarterback
Nico, Tarik, and DPJ need to get at least 10 targets each against Rutgers, and that would only start to make things right for them
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:12 PM ^
This is the equivalent of half the threads started since yesterday. And also, while the coaching has been subpar, it’s not like Shea is doing anything to help himself.
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:13 PM ^
Any reason to believe that is really Patterson’s brother ? Why would he tag barstool people ?
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:24 PM ^
the main guy at Barstool is an alum if I'm not mistaken and is a huge Michigan guy
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:28 PM ^
That’s true. Still don’t see why Patterson’s brother would @ him. It’s something a random college student trying to cause problems would do though.
September 22nd, 2019 at 6:15 PM ^
People who ingest ethanol in some quantity do the strangest things.
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:42 PM ^
Yes Portnoy is a huge Michigan guy
September 22nd, 2019 at 4:43 PM ^
Dave is a Michigan sports guy yes but now the Pizza guy.
September 22nd, 2019 at 8:05 PM ^
I wish he didn't graduate from Michigan. He is the epitome of what is wrong with the culture. He's a douchenozzle who degrades on women.
September 23rd, 2019 at 1:22 PM ^
He graduated from Michigan
September 22nd, 2019 at 4:05 PM ^
I can confirm that it's real.
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:14 PM ^
It's not just the overheated bad takes that make me avoid social media.
It's the murdering of my beloved English language that hurts the most.
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:38 PM ^
Good take there, guy
September 22nd, 2019 at 3:14 PM ^
Is he still committed?