OT:Modest Proposal for a new t-shirt

Submitted by Chaco on July 17th, 2022 at 11:29 AM

Derek

July 17th, 2022 at 5:34 PM ^

Ah, I meant it more in the vein of an inside joke, as in something that some sports fans would be more likely to understand. With the colors, it's not just "Ohio sucks" but "Ohio sucks, and I'm a Michigan fan." Adding the "THE™️" would tack on "... for example, note this particularly douche-y thing they did."

Blue Vet

July 17th, 2022 at 3:19 PM ^

Without the "THE," is it even a joke?

Remember, "the" used to be a normal article, in use regularly—until that comically obtuse and nonsensical university claimed the word as a trademark. Aka, ™.

The ridiculous claim not only violates normal usage, they failed to realize that referring to Ohio State's football team requires that it be identified as "the The Ohio State University football team."

Maybe we can just call 'em the "the the''s." Or the "wee-wee the-the's."

Wendyk5

July 17th, 2022 at 12:36 PM ^

Like it, I wish the TM could be smaller and moved up a little bit, like a TM would be in type. You want absolute clarity on what it is. 

Don

July 17th, 2022 at 2:03 PM ^

"A young healthy buckeye well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricasee, or a ragout."

kehnonymous

July 17th, 2022 at 2:10 PM ^

When I first saw the tagline of a modest proposal, I thought it was going to be a suggestion that we cannibalize Buckeye recruits to take their NIL money but I was swiftly disabused of that notion

gtwill

July 17th, 2022 at 2:25 PM ^

Since the USPTO bizarrely allowed this trademark registration, the new shirt design should properly have the “R in a circle” symbol after “THE”. 

GoBlueGoWings

July 17th, 2022 at 4:25 PM ^

MGoStore has this

THE Worst State Ever - Navy Triblend

Wore it near Dayton to get some Skyline Chili. Manager came up to me to congratulate me on the win and said he loved the shirt. He was a Clemson fan and hates Ohio State.