All right. Let's try this again.
mesmerism! presidential assassinations! circuses on fire!
why 4 come u so mad?
Uhhh...this entire site is a meme and your entire fandom of any sports team is a meme. You need to calm down.
What puts it over the top for me, is that his name is a part of the otter meme.
At first I was ....
but then I was like...
Will Rhymes, of all people, is the first Tiger to get a hit since the 8th inning of the second half of Sunday's twin-bill with Toronto. Edit: Not-so-lol -- Carlos Pena takes Verlander deep. 2-0,
About the only time we ever saw that Carlos Pena in a Tiger uniform was in September after we were already 28 games out.
Yes, he continued in the proud tradition, established by Tony Clark before him, of needing only about three months of the season to "find his stroke."
He's gonna be mighty disappointed if he starts looking at Brian's UFR's and previews in the fall.
Man I had such high hopes for him after his beastly second half last year.
ARE BELONG TO US
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE FOR PENNANT MAKE YOUR TIME
LAST NIGHT MATT GARZA SET US UP THE BOMB.
Operator: Tie game turn on.
Merry Christmas, Raburn.
I would like to see Boesch bat in front of Cabrera, so he can get a few sweet pitches to maul.
Runners on corners, 1 out, down by 1. Cabrera on deck. This is a great time for a squeeze. But that's not gonna happen.
tough way to lose there
nobody I'd rather have up in baseball than Cabrera, but those were some bad swings at some bad pitches
Fuck mother whore.
I didn't expect it to end like that.
Ballsy play by Longoria
I'm watching the Rangers game and the PBP announcer seriously explained who Greg Maddux was by saying he was the brother of Mike Maddux.
Back in the 1990s, Greg Maddux, brother of pitcher Mike Maddux, used to work the corners just like this.
Seriously, who doesn't know who Greg Maddux is without referencing him as Mike's brother? Yes, I know Mike is the pitching coach at Texas, but to have to explain it as if Greg is the lesser known? Am I really that old?
The PBP then went on how it's "apt that a player name Crisp makes a play on a night when Cliff Lee is throwing like this" right after Coco Crisp caught a fly ball in the middle of an inning. God I hate this guy.
Well, Hank Aaron was the brother of Tommy Aaron.