OT: Terrelle Pryor is now enormous

Submitted by IBleedMaizeNBlue on
Dude has bulked up in the offseason to 238 lbs (!). He now weighs as much or more than all of our linebackers. Let's hope he still throws like one too...

Thor

March 31st, 2009 at 8:31 PM ^

Ten to fifteen pounds of roids. Did you see that Gholstin kid a couple years back? No way Ohio State gets their players to look like that in any legal way. Meanwhile, Myles Brand plays a poker game and ignores all the evidence

Magnus

March 31st, 2009 at 9:22 PM ^

Ever heard of a guy named Mike Martin? Did you hear about the guy named Will Johnson who just benched 225 pounds 47 times? If Ohio State's players are on 'roids, then Michigan's probably are, too.

MGoObes

March 31st, 2009 at 9:31 PM ^

the fact that terrance taylor was able to put up a ridiculous amount of reps at the pro combine would suggest that he's not on roids, they test for that there. beanie wells running in the 4.6 range at the combine then magically running a 4.38 mere weeks later at the same size at his pro day suggests something else.

MGoObes

March 31st, 2009 at 11:05 PM ^

a lot of them are. but as i said, "it's probably not true". there's obviously something different about the track at ohio state though if beanie wells is running a 4.38 there when he ran a 4.6 at the NFL combine.

ShockFX

April 1st, 2009 at 1:05 AM ^

Lehman Brothers. Bear Stearns. GM. Chrysler. Detroit Lions. Any newspaper. Oh, you said multi-million dollar industries. Sorry, these are just multi-billion dollar industries run by morons.

boats and hos

April 1st, 2009 at 8:53 AM ^

ERic Lichter, OSU director of Football "Perfomance", was arrested back in the 90's for distribution of DRUGS as part of a federal sting. He was working at Gym at the time. The drugs where not roids but if you have seen how built Eric is, it's not too difficult to assume he had some chemical "help" in sculpting his body. We also have seen just how thick and ripped Vern was. If TP want roids for his bunghole, he would know exactly who to ask for help.

Tater

March 31st, 2009 at 7:12 PM ^

Sounds like he has been taking eating lessons from Justin Boren; maybe they are buddies now. It will be interesting to see if he loses that extra step that saved him from a lot of his freshman mistakes last year. If Pryor loses a couple of tenths from his fake forty time, he will suddenly become more like that 300 pound dude that used to play QB at UK than a "superstar in waiting." If he gets too heavy, he will also be more prone to injuries, especially when the weather starts getting cold: say in November? I never actually wish injury on anyone, but it would be nice to see OSU face UM with a second-string QB.

mgoblue911

March 31st, 2009 at 7:33 PM ^

TP, like everyone else in the entire world, wants to be just like Tim Tebow. So in addition to spending most of his time in church, lifting weights, doing highly publicized charitable work, etc... he is spending all of the rest of his available time perfecting his jump pass. I heard Musburger is putting the final edits to an hour and half CBS special that will air in August to kick off the college season. It's title (working) is "Better Than Superman's: The Pryor Jump Pass". Should be riveting...

UMxWolverines

March 31st, 2009 at 7:51 PM ^

I hope that enormous guy on Michigan sacks his ass like there's no tomorrow on November 21st. What's his name? O ya. WILLIAM CAMPBELL. There's someone enormous for ya.

MechE

April 1st, 2009 at 11:20 AM ^

Maybe because he was a true freshman? Statistically, he was the best true freshman QB in the past several years. I will be ecstatic is Forcier is "actually not a good QB" like Pryor this season.

cargo

April 1st, 2009 at 2:06 PM ^

I saw him in person when i went to go buy some champagne after classes like February and he was still the same size so roids or jacket and ugly girl he brought in who was over 21