OT: Suggest Crazy Names for Michigan Coaching Positions (a la Stanford)
Hello folks,
Stanford now calls their OC the "Andrew Luck Director of Offense." So I thought it would be fun to do the same for Michigan. Feel free to name every coaching position (from the head coach down to the kid who cuts videotape for the staff).
+1s generally handed out to creative/crazy names.
Take 2: The Al Borges Hair Club For Men Offensive Coordinator.
"I'm not just the O Coordinator, I also a member."
I move that we open the competition to other Big Ten coaching staffs Can I get a second?
The Ron Zook coordinator of offensive decisions.
Ron Zook Institute for Punt Advocacy
You, sir, win the internet. Nay... you, sir, win the whole world.
+4.6 billion.
The Marques Slocum Director of Cryptozoology
The Taylor Lewan Coordinator of Donkey Abhorrance and Punishment
The Rich Rodriguez Graduate Assistant Not Appearing on this Staff.
How about scholarships?
The Ernest Shazor Think About Staying Another Year Award.
...B.A.D.-Ass Co-ed Activities Liaison.
The Braylon Edwards Overseer of Social Media Integrity
This is my favorite.
Incidentally he was the original to hold that position in '96
Also the, "Ufer Purveyor of Passion Madness" for those truly deserving.
Good times.
Marvin Robinson Prison Abs coordinator
The Harmon/Howard/Woodson/Robinson Heisman Coordinator.
Also, I think that players wearing #38 should have their name on their jersey replaced with "Mr. President".
I know it's the off-season, but can all you youngin's please stop posting this useless stuff on the board. As you can see, we've got plenty else to talk about without your mewling, childish posts. In fact, I suggest we lay a moratorium on anyone who is not a mod posting. This is pathetic.
/obvious sarcasm is obviously obvious
Mike Hart "Where ya at, Little brother" Running backs coach
Dave Brandon "Greatest Coaching Steal in History" AD
My post makes no sense. So, I give you a rabbit with a waffle on his head...
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New position to take care of people like Stonum in future....
Steven Threet Director of Quarterback Mobility & Spread Option Packages
Carl Hagelin Swedish Ambassador and Director of BORK
Shawn Hunwick Instructor for short players
Darius Morris Professor of Lepidopterology
Zack Novak Director of Facial blood.
...haven't had more suggestions regarding Braylon Edwards. Like maybe a Braylon Edwards #1 Jersey Issuer
Oh wait...he kind of does that himself.
The David Cone/Jack Kennedy Sideline Purveyor of Play Calls Hand-Signaling Specialist?