Taco Pants: Wide Receiver Coach
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OT: Suggest Crazy Names for Michigan Coaching Positions (a la Stanford)
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:04 PM
#302
Taco Pants: Wide Receiver
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:01 PM
#303
I was going to suggest this
I was going to suggest this one. Of course it was the first one, thus the last post on my android app. I was so excited. Anyway, I like it.
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:09 PM
#304
Lamar Woodley Minister of
Lamar Woodley Minister of Doom
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:09 PM
#305
Fred Jackson is the new Mike
Fred Jackson is the new Mike Hart but shiftier, Chris Perry but tougher, and Sam McGuffie but hurdlier Running Backs coach.
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:12 PM
#306
Running Backs Coach
In honor of our esteemed Fred Jackson, this can become the Chief Hyperbolist, funded by a grant from the American Association Of Poets and with the support of Alumni / Alumnae Like You.
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:12 PM
#307
Zoltan Mesko's Lieutenant
Zoltan Mesko's Lieutenant Admiral of Space (And special teams)
May 23rd, 2012 at 9:47 AM
#308
Rear Admiral
Junior admirals are usually called rear admirals, right? The "Zoltan Mesko Rear Admiral of Space (And Special Teams)" has a nice ring to it.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:26 PM
#309
This.
This might be the first time I have ever laughed out loud reading a comment on MGoBlog. Phenomenal.
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:15 PM
#310
The Tony Gibson Scout Team
The Tony Gibson Scout Team Coor....nope, can't even do that.
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:17 PM
#311
Greg "Gerg" Robinson Perveyor
Greg "Gerg" Robinson Purveyor of Self-Immolation
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:28 PM
#312
Or
Greg Robinson stuffed beaver face rubber of love and trust.
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:18 PM
#313
Rich Rodriguez Additional
Rich Rodriguez Additional Graduate Assistant Coordinator and Chief Compliance Officer
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:19 PM
#314
The Shane Morris Recruiting
The Shane Morris Recruiting Coordinator
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:23 PM
#315
Mike Martin strength coach
Mike Martin strength coach
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:25 PM
#316
Brady Hoke pointer in chief.
Brady Hoke pointer in chief.
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:27 PM
#317
This thread turned out way
This thread turned out way better then I ever thought it could. I laughed at a bunch of these.
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:28 PM
#318
The David Cone Bad-Ass
The David Cone Bad-Ass Rapmaster Big House DJ
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:28 PM
#319
The Lloyd Brady Director of
The Lloyd Brady Director of Awesomeness.
Since there's not an official fan position, I figure this title would be awarded to the Drum Major of the MMB every year considering they lead the biggest fans at the games Saturday.
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:30 PM
#320
For DC, Schembechler-
For DC, Schembechler- Hoke-Mattison-Woodson-Woodley, otherwise known as Sham Wow.
There should be newly named awards too, like the Poops Excellence award or the Singing Muppets MVP.
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:38 PM
#321
Denard Robinson Graduate
Denard Robinson Graduate Assistant of Doo-Rag and Dreadlocks Administration
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:46 PM
#322
For Ohio:
The Woody Hayes Head Coach of Boxing.
The Terrelle Pryor Head of Campus Transportation and Tattoos
The Justin Boren Director of 'Family Values' and Winter Road Services
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:19 PM
#323
How could you forget the
How could you forget the Maurice Clarret Director of Alcohol, Israeli Organized Crime, and Firearms.
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:40 PM
#324
The Tate Forcier
The Tate Forcier Rehabilitation Specialist.
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:42 PM
#325
David Molk
Director of public relations and media liaison
May 23rd, 2012 at 8:06 AM
#326
For the win? +5 is not
For the win? +5 is not enough... If I for some reason get any mgopoints on this thread, consider them yours.
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:48 PM
#327
"The 3-3-5, Presented by Greg
"The 3-3-5, Presented by Greg Robinson, in Conjunction with FacePalm Guy"
-Herm
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:49 PM
#328
#40
John Kolesar Flankers Coach
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:54 PM
#329
This one may be a stretch...
The Ryan VanBergen purveyor of Sampsonesque locks and animalistic D-lineman and hair-care products concierge.
or possibly:
The Taylor Lewan "I'm man enough to kick your ass and still ride a twosie" O-line coordinator.
or just maybe:
The Dave Molk "I don't give a flyin-f&$% what you milktoast eatin' b#*$ches think cuz we're gonna kick yer sissyboy a%%#^ all over this motherf(&#^*&g field. P.S. I love my team, my coach and my QB" O-line coach.
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:55 PM
#330
I believe you meant
MILKSTEAK
May 22nd, 2012 at 8:51 PM
#331
Jake Ryan - Al Borges
Team Barber
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:04 PM
#332
Tony Pape
Tony Pape Team Dietician
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:05 PM
#333
Denard Robinson Director of
Denard Robinson Director of Footwear
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:05 PM
#334
Dhani Jones
Dhani Jones Director of Fashion/Style
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:06 PM
#335
The Mike Barwis You Better
The Mike Barwis You Better Start Running or the Wolves Will Get Ya Strength and Conditioning Coordinator
May 23rd, 2012 at 8:12 AM
#336
Someone with photoshop
Someone with photoshop skills, PLEASE make this happen:
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:16 PM
#337
Glen Steele
Director of d-line mayhem
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:04 PM
#338
Steele!
Plus one to you! That guy was pure Mayhem!
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:19 PM
#339
The Hoke-Gibbons Brunnette
The Hoke-Gibbons Brunnette Team Motivational Psychologist.
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:34 PM
#340
I hadda...
The Section 1= BKs Finest=The Partyroom=The_Ignorance crazy-ass special teams outside gunner Coach
Neg-Ho!
EDIT: Forgot my fav:
The Mark Smith Unfrozen Caveman Linebacker Recruiting Coach
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:32 PM
#341
Mike Martin Director of
Mike Martin Director of Getting into Vans
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:38 AM
#342
O.o
You couldn't have made that sound any more Jerry Sandusky-ish if you had tried.
Consider this small change: GET IN THE CAR IT'S MIKE MARTIN Director of Intimidation
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:36 PM
#343
The Tom Brady Quarterbacks
The Tom Brady Quarterbacks coach
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:41 PM
#344
The Jordan Kovacs Harbinger
The Jordan Kovacs Harbinger of Grit.
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:43 PM
#345
QB'S
COACH= SHOELACE.RB'S COACH=THOMASPERRYHART.FB'S COACH=ASKEW.WR'S COACH=CARTERHOWARDEDWARDS.OL COACH=LONGLEWAN.DL COACH=HALLWOODLEYGRAHAMMARTIN.LB'S COACH=HARRISRYAN.DB'S COACH=WOODSONJACKSONHALLWARREN.ST'S COACH MESKOGIBBIONS.GO BLUE!!!
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:50 PM
#346
WTFAREYOUSAYING?
WTFAREYOUSAYING?
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:45 PM
#349
Al Borges
Commander of Team Vanity and Chief Hair Recooperation Beta Tester for Proctor and Gamble Corporation, Head and Shoulders Subdivision.
Why not make some loot off the deal? Cha-Ching!
May 22nd, 2012 at 10:01 PM
#350
The Al Borges Hair Club For
The Al Borges Hair Club For Men Defensive Coordinator.
"I'm not just the D Coordinator, I'm also a member."
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:53 PM
#353
I move that we open the
I move that we open the competition to other Big Ten coaching staffs Can I get a second?
May 22nd, 2012 at 10:33 PM
#354
Ron Zook
The Ron Zook coordinator of offensive decisions.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:42 AM
#355
better
Ron Zook Institute for Punt Advocacy
May 22nd, 2012 at 10:11 PM
#356
The Kate Upton Hand-Eye
The Kate Upton Hand-Eye Coordinator.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:16 AM
#357
You, sir, win the internet.
You, sir, win the internet. Nay... you, sir, win the whole world.
+4.6 billion.
May 22nd, 2012 at 10:20 PM
#358
The Marques Slocum Director
The Marques Slocum Director of Cryptozoology
The Taylor Lewan Coordinator of Donkey Abhorrance and Punishment
May 22nd, 2012 at 10:22 PM
#359
Had to do it.
The Rich Rodriguez Graduate Assistant Not Appearing on this Staff.
How about scholarships?
The Ernest Shazor Think About Staying Another Year Award.
May 22nd, 2012 at 10:26 PM
#360
The David Terrell...
...B.A.D.-Ass Co-ed Activities Liaison.
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:04 PM
#361
The Braylon Edwards Overseer
The Braylon Edwards Overseer of Social Media Integrity
May 23rd, 2012 at 10:36 AM
#362
This is my favorite.
This is my favorite.
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:10 PM
#363
Defense:
Greg M. Is the "Swett Irons Steele Gold Sword King" of stops!
Incidentally he was the original to hold that position in '96
Also the, "Ufer Purveyor of Passion Madness" for those truly deserving.
May 23rd, 2012 at 10:11 AM
#364
So many great names on those late-90s Michigan defenses
Good times.
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:23 PM
#365
Not sure why
Marvin Robinson Prison Abs coordinator
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:35 PM
#366
The
The Harmon/Howard/Woodson/Robinson Heisman Coordinator.
Also, I think that players wearing #38 should have their name on their jersey replaced with "Mr. President".
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:34 PM
#367
GET OFF MAH LAWN!
I know it's the off-season, but can all you youngin's please stop posting this useless stuff on the board. As you can see, we've got plenty else to talk about without your mewling, childish posts. In fact, I suggest we lay a moratorium on anyone who is not a mod posting. This is pathetic.
/obvious sarcasm is obviously obvious
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:45 PM
#368
Mike Hart "Where ya at,
Mike Hart "Where ya at, Little brother" Running backs coach
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:41 AM
#369
Dave Brandon "Greatest
Dave Brandon "Greatest Coaching Steal in History" AD
May 23rd, 2012 at 8:42 AM
#370
Suddenly
My post makes no sense. So, I give you a rabbit with a waffle on his head...
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May 23rd, 2012 at 7:54 AM
#371
Gary Moeller Remedial Driving and Alcohol Rehab Coach...
New position to take care of people like Stonum in future....
May 23rd, 2012 at 8:23 AM
#372
Urban Meyer Liar Liar OSU Head Coach......
May 23rd, 2012 at 8:28 AM
#373
Steven Threet Director of
Steven Threet Director of Quarterback Mobility & Spread Option Packages
May 23rd, 2012 at 9:55 AM
#374
Other sports
Carl Hagelin Swedish Ambassador and Director of BORK
Shawn Hunwick Instructor for short players
Darius Morris Professor of Lepidopterology
Zack Novak Director of Facial blood.
May 23rd, 2012 at 11:26 AM
#375
I can't believe that we...
...haven't had more suggestions regarding Braylon Edwards. Like maybe a Braylon Edwards #1 Jersey Issuer
Oh wait...he kind of does that himself.
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:34 PM
#376
How about
The David Cone/Jack Kennedy Sideline Purveyor of Play Calls Hand-Signaling Specialist?
