OT: New England Patriots sign trick shot artist kicker to practice squad.

Submitted by I'mTheStig on December 11th, 2019 at 11:47 PM

The Fighting Tom Bradys singed a new kicker, Josh Gable, to their practice squad.  Practice squad?  We're talking about the practice squad?! Normally that's not noteworthy at all... right until you see this guy call his shot, err kick, time and time again:

 

Target Practice NO SOUND from Josh Gable on Vimeo.

Optimism Attache

December 12th, 2019 at 5:33 AM ^

This video needs some background sound. I suggest: 

Who's the baddest motherfucker of them all?

Just like Columbus, he get the bloodlust. 

Just like Columbus he get murderous on purpose.

You got me hurting, uh.

You got me pulling curtains.

maize-blue

December 12th, 2019 at 9:00 AM ^

Pats don't have many playmakers. They have Edleman and White catching out of the backfield. Thats about it. They are in a bit of a funk and are looking for a spark.

Bo248

December 12th, 2019 at 12:01 PM ^

Pretty amazing.  Reminds me of two golf trick shot stories- I saw a golf trick shot artist hit right handed clubs-left handed, use a baseball bat with a five iron head stuck in the end, hit a ball sitting in a chair, also kneeling, then hit a ball with a 10’ long club...all at least 175 yards straight down the fairway.

My father-in-law followed a Canadian pro golfer named Moe Norman.  A guy challenged him to hit a tetephone pole 150 yards down on the side of a practice tee, hit it three times in a row.

Pretty cool stuff for sure.

Special Agent Utah

December 12th, 2019 at 9:31 AM ^

To spice football up they should award 4 points for hitting the upright, 6 points if you hit the crossbar, and, if you pull off the famed ‘double doink’ you automatically win the game. 

Hab

December 12th, 2019 at 10:02 AM ^

I'm in favor of the automatic-win condition, but you have to make it a little harder.  Both uprights, cross-bar, and through.  Even then, it has to come on the last play of the game and your team can only be down by 1 or 2 points.

Chris of Dange…

December 12th, 2019 at 1:18 PM ^

You couldn't afford to use a roster slot on an onside-kick specialist, but I gotta think this guy could bounce one into a Dixie cup at onside-kick range 90 times out of 100.  Knowing EXACTLY how the ball is going to behave on an onside kick would have to be an advantage.