OT - NASA wants your Haiku!
No, I'm not joking...
Infinity calls
The vastness of space runs on
All know Ohio sucks
All haiku must be in English
Mars might have water
Donde esta el bano?
Crap, disqualified.
Automatic upvote for the rare correct usage of 'ironic'.
Yesterday, my computer autocorrected the word "glitchy" to the wrong word. I was just happy to be able to actually say "isn't it ironic?"
You're all now richer for listening to my story.
I confess to all
I looked it up to be sure
To not get rebuked
Haiku is actually a plural form also.
Supreme emperor of space
All hail mighty Zoltan?
Mars, Pluto, Saturn
Dantonio is calling
Send me your recruits
Red planet of dust
No atmosphere no breathing
Move Ohio there
Oh how I do hate
THE Poop Cooler State College
Two words: Space Bitches
Hail to the victors
we say because martians they
know, Space Bitches, Space
Fuck NASA
i hate you haiku
you are very hard to do
go back to japan
woke up this morning wondering if Patrick Swayze ever knew the difference between "Road House" and "Round House."
If you really want
To maintain a good image
Stop your space debris
Is there any chance
Of selling a few haikus
To buy space shuttles?
Nerds do not get it
Mars wants women in movies
NASA sends haikus
Scarlet colored dunes
Blows your gray matter away
Worst planet ever
Red planet you say?
If you were a t-shirt, Mars,
Brady no wear-y
Mars ain't too crappy
For a dead cold red dust ball
Seen worse in Ohio
Medical research?
Or terrorize Al Borges?
A Heiko haiku.