OT: I got a rock
I just watched "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" with my kids.
Soon after, this vision of a future homecoming game discussion between Michigan football alumni popped in my head...
John Wangler: I got a Marion Body
Elvis Grbac: I got an Erick Anderson
Brian Griese: I got a Sam Sword
Tom Brady: I got a Rob Renes
Denard: I got a rock.
John Wangler: I got a Keith Bostic
Elvis Grbac: I got a Chris Hutchinson
Brian Griese: I got a Glen Steele
Tom Brady: I got an Ian Gold
Denard: I got a rock.
John Wangler: I got a Jim Herrmann
Elvis Grbac: I got a Tripp Welborne
Brian Griese: I got a Charles Woodson
Tom Brady: I got a Dhani Jones
Denard: I got a ROCK.
note: always recruit players with SOLID names like Steele, Gold, WOODson, Sword --- it seems to work.
October 28th, 2010 at 10:53 PM ^
At first I thought this was going to be about glass houses etc. Thanks for the surprise!
Also, I don't know about Woodson being a "solid" name. If Minecraft has taught me anything, it's that wood is as soft as gold.
October 29th, 2010 at 2:25 PM ^
Just FYI, you're pos on sight as long as you keep the pony.
October 28th, 2010 at 10:52 PM ^
Cool story, Hansel.
October 29th, 2010 at 12:17 AM ^
Even cooler story, Hansel.
October 28th, 2010 at 10:58 PM ^
...OT. Very well done.
"I got a rock" is my favorite line from a Charlie Brown special. Second place is Peppermint Patty: "You're holding my hand, Chuck, you sly dog." Third place is Sally: "All I want is what I... I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share."
October 28th, 2010 at 11:01 PM ^
So you are saying that 2011 commit Chris Rock is going to perform up to the standards of Woodson, Sword, Gold, Steele, etc?
I'll take it!
October 28th, 2010 at 11:02 PM ^
Tom Brady: I got a Dhani Jones
Denard: I got a ROCK and ROH all night... and part of every day.
October 28th, 2010 at 11:12 PM ^
You need more Minotaur.
October 28th, 2010 at 11:09 PM ^
You forgot Jarrett Irons
October 28th, 2010 at 11:44 PM ^
Does that count?
October 28th, 2010 at 11:56 PM ^
I read the title and thought that MGoJen had gotten engaged or something.
October 29th, 2010 at 12:04 AM ^
"I gotta rock" would also work here.
October 29th, 2010 at 12:19 AM ^
Is this rock you refer to named Mike Martin?
October 29th, 2010 at 7:19 AM ^
Lisa, I would like to buy your rock.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:07 AM ^
I WANNA rock!!!
October 29th, 2010 at 11:03 AM ^
he's got a rock!
October 29th, 2010 at 11:17 AM ^
Also, I guess I was the only one thinking this thread was announcing the purchase of a pet rock *laughs*
October 29th, 2010 at 12:17 PM ^
At the Michigan ticket office when I went to get my basketball tickets yesterday. I was sure this thread had to do with that somehow.
October 29th, 2010 at 3:08 PM ^
what's your rock got to do with me?
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