OT: Howard Schnellenberger's Top 25 by EDSBS

Submitted by iawolve on

I have a personal affinity for his #4 and #8 picks for his Top 25

4. Toothpick holders. The quiver for a gentleman's quiver of meat-seeking arrows, and keeps the weeds out of the picket fence of your face. 

8. Catamarans. Don't know who decided a boat and a trampoline needed to have a baby, but I owe them a debt of gratitude. When they make a car you drive tipping over while standing on the side, I'll be first in line.

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2010/9/14/1688438/howard-schnellenbergers-top-25#storyjump

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September 15th, 2010 at 5:00 PM ^

"Not to tell too much, but a trade secret from a girl who lives to interview naked men: Denard Robinson leaves his shoelaces untied because he tucks his penis into one shoe, making it uncomfortable to lace up one cleat at game time. it's a curse, but he'll live with it and leave both untied just for symmetry's sake." 

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2010/9/15/1687814/blogpoll-ballot-week-two-contains#storyjump

EDSBS.  NSFW since, well, let's say 1936.

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Search4Meaning

September 15th, 2010 at 5:02 PM ^

I liked 25. Iron Lungs. Spend three hours a day in one whether I like it or not. Tip: throw a turkey in your pants, get some shuteye, and dinner's ready to go when you wake up. 

Yikes!  I'm never dining with this guy.

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