August 26th, 2019 at 6:46 PM ^
He wishes he had a Penix.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:07 PM ^
Doesn't he have a pENOS?
August 27th, 2019 at 12:32 AM ^
Maybe not, but he certainly has an aenos.
August 26th, 2019 at 6:46 PM ^
This is all Max Preps fault...
August 26th, 2019 at 8:36 PM ^
No, it was them Dukes, them Dukes. They're always messin' with Enos.
August 26th, 2019 at 6:47 PM ^
August 26th, 2019 at 6:48 PM ^
Dan Enos is a maladjusted piece of shit.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:06 PM ^
Also known as a Spartan. Sounds like Izzo when he throws his players under the bus.
August 27th, 2019 at 11:08 PM ^
But it's safer under the bus than behind the Miami O-Line (YTM)
August 26th, 2019 at 6:49 PM ^
The offensive line play was horrible
August 26th, 2019 at 6:54 PM ^
THANK YOU.
And we know bad OLs. They were awwwwful.
August 26th, 2019 at 8:47 PM ^
What offensive line play? All I remember seeing was a bunch of clowns running around and falling over each other.
August 26th, 2019 at 9:35 PM ^
Miami doesn't have an OL, they have an L-OL
August 26th, 2019 at 9:41 PM ^
It seemed almost Drevno-esque.
The only thing missing was getting a QB injured.
August 26th, 2019 at 6:50 PM ^
Enus the penus.
August 26th, 2019 at 6:53 PM ^
I thought he played REALLY well. Held the ball a little too long a few times but he didn't make many mistakes and their OL is AWFUL.
He was under pressure all game. His RT is Ulizio bad.
Dan Enos is a piece of shit for this. His play calling was AWFUL for most of the game. He wouldn't run the ball and kept running play action in obvious passing situations.
Sidenote. Brevin Jordan, the TE we missed out on is a BEAST. Mallory the other TE we missed out on is "meh." Jordan would start for us, Mallory would be battling with Muhammad and All.
August 26th, 2019 at 6:57 PM ^
Enos didn’t help either with the delay of game penalties either. You gotta help your young qb there.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:19 PM ^
I agree with you two. The kid did just fine for a RS freshman, especially considering the o-line was a turnstile. He nearly led them to a win over a top ten team, yet his coach is just trying to ruin his confidence.
And even if the kid wasn’t good, that’s pretty much the worst possible way to handle it. Can’t say I’d welcome him to Michigan.
August 26th, 2019 at 8:46 PM ^
I didn’t think the kid played that poorly. I don’t think he missed the chip shot FG, whiffed on those should be tackles, or missed those blocks.
August 26th, 2019 at 6:54 PM ^
I wonder if he sniffing around the idea of putting Taint Martell back in.
An Enos/Taint merger would be ball slinging fun, amirite?
August 26th, 2019 at 7:11 PM ^
The dude's name is ridiculous enough (Tathan) without resorting to middle school names. How else am I suppose to keep my arrogance if we dont hold a higher standard?
August 26th, 2019 at 7:30 PM ^
My bad.
Tainthan it is.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:34 PM ^
With a name like that, I hope he brought his ball lifters from Columbus
August 26th, 2019 at 8:12 PM ^
I admire the work you put into stringing that line of puns together
August 27th, 2019 at 12:05 AM ^
Thanks, but to be fair, sometimes they put themselves together :)
August 26th, 2019 at 6:55 PM ^
Enos isn’t good enough at any coaching stops he has been at.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:09 PM ^
lol what an a--hole... even Saban doesnt say sh-t like that, and he's got a handful of titles
August 27th, 2019 at 2:14 AM ^
Had to reread this comment a couple of times. For some reason it kept appearing to me as, "...a handful of titties."
NTTAWWT
August 27th, 2019 at 12:09 PM ^
I mean, he can probably have any woman in Tuscaloosa, so that may be accurate.
August 27th, 2019 at 11:16 PM ^
He'd rather be watching game film.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:13 PM ^
He learned very well from Izzo
August 26th, 2019 at 7:16 PM ^
Wow fuck him. He may have made mistakes but it's hard to play well when his OL is letting Florida in the backfield on every single play.
August 27th, 2019 at 12:18 AM ^
Miami had an OL? Funny...I didn't see anything resembling an OL.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:16 PM ^
That's funny, because I didn't think Enos coached well enough to win the football game.
August 26th, 2019 at 9:45 PM ^
I loved all the plays he drew up with a weak oline to get his QB slaughtered.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:17 PM ^
If you wanna win, put Tathan in.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:17 PM ^
What game was he watching? Because I lost track of the number of times Williams found himself with a linebacker in his face before he got a chance to breathe. Not sure how much of that you can put on Williams.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:19 PM ^
Like the world needs another Brian Kelly, throwing his players under the bus.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:34 PM ^
Or on a tower in a storm
August 26th, 2019 at 7:34 PM ^
"Our quarterback spent a surplus of time on his back during gameplay. He needs to be more vertically-oriented for us to win."
August 26th, 2019 at 7:39 PM ^
Okay, look, we of all fanbases should know that when you read a short snippet like that, it's highly probable it's taken out of context or presented without the full balance of the quote. Its unusual that a coach will come right out and shit on his QB. You have to be smarter and look into these types of sensationalized comments...
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Oh shit. Nevermind. Yeah, he's an asshole.
August 26th, 2019 at 8:11 PM ^
Here's the embed :)
At :30, I thought, meh, Enos' comment could be taken either way. But then the fucker continues to pile on. Seesh. Asshole indeed.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:40 PM ^
Dude had no chance all game! Constantly running for his life.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:41 PM ^
Not sure it's the QB's fault when on over 60% of the snaps, he has one or two guys in his face as soon as he completes a 3 step drop.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:41 PM ^
He didnt play well enough to avoid 5-6 guys in the backfield within one second after taking the snap....every....single....play.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:45 PM ^
How did Harbaugh think this shit bag was a good fit for Michigan?
August 26th, 2019 at 7:45 PM ^
What game was he watching? Did he see his offensive line give up 8 sacks? The Miami OL is young, however, his shitty 3-5 step drop scheme from under center is what sucks and what in the hell does he expect from a true freshman QB that is not surrounded by superstars that make him look great already. People think that their QB's can play like Tua and Lawrence but they forget the damn superstars that surround those guys to make plays. I am so glad that this guy is NOT in Ann Arbor. Had Williams rolled out of the pocket away from the pressure then Miami may in fact have beaten a super overrated Florida team. Stay in Miami Coach Enos!
August 26th, 2019 at 7:57 PM ^
Wow... This is Rich Rod shit right here. Blame the players when you put them in a horrid position with rotten protection and play calls that highlight the bad OL play. Fuck him. I have no respect for a college (well, any non-NFL) coach that craps on his players like that.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:59 PM ^
The truth is that he almost did play well enough for them to win, though. They almost won. Had a good chance at the end.
Of course, "play well enough for us to win" is not always the best measure of how a QB is doing. That game was like a 9th-grade scrimmage between performing arts schools.
August 26th, 2019 at 7:59 PM ^
How well did Williams play?
He did not play well enough for us to win.
Good grief. It is simply a statement of fact not an indictment of character or ability.