Charlie Weis to KU
Summed up best by EDSBS:
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH /dies RT @KUAthletics: KU to introduce Charlie Weis as football coach at press conference Friday afternoon.
It really makes a lot of sense.
Michigan fans are you
Michigan fans are you forgetting that Brady Hoke is a fat ass??? Get a life
Hmm...
=/=
"We bring you to Michigan to take care of Michigan; your job is to protect that block M."
-Carol Hutchins
what did you search for the
what did you search for the most slimming pic of hoke... i saw him on the sideline, hes a fat ass
Second pic on page two of
Second pic on page two of Google Image results for "Brady Hoke". Here are two from page one looking pretty much the same, but they're older and don't show all of him, so I didn't use them the first time. Since I got called on it, here are the two full lengthish ones from the top page:
"We bring you to Michigan to take care of Michigan; your job is to protect that block M."
-Carol Hutchins
bottom line they are both fat
bottom line they are both fat as fuck
Fuck - the basic unit of
Fuck - the basic unit of measuring obesity? Who knew.
You use "fuck" when you can't
You use "fuck" when you can't spell the real word
the really sad thing about
the really sad thing about that is that he is that fat in spite of the gastric bypass that he had.
Oh how I hate Ohio State
Gives the phrase "The
Gives the phrase "The Cupboard was bare in Gainesville" a whole new meaning.
Tenim un nom el sap tothom. Barca, Barca, BAAARCA!
Charlie will also quickly
Charlie will also quickly realize the difference walking into a livingroom wearing Jayhawk gear instead of ND or Gator-wear.
At a lot of recruits' homes,
At a lot of recruits' homes, he won't make it to the living room unless he climbs through the window.
Geez...
how big are the damn windows in your house??
Epic response! LMAO
Epic response! LMAO
Chicago Blue!
And only if that window is a
And only if that window is a huge bay window, or the like.
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He Might Just Make It Here...
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
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Did you Google image search: "large windows"?
I Had To Do That...
....for there are only white papers on the possibility of Weis fitting through windows, not actual photos.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
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Surely
there were pics of even larger windows on Page 1of your search.
Don't you know that he likes
Don't you know that he likes to flash his super bowl rings when he makes visits.
Greetings from Bolivia.
"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple." - Gary Moeller
Makes perfect sense if you
Makes perfect sense if you think about it. Probably had tons of Mangino's XXXL stuff sitting around collecting dust.
Not only that, but St. Louis
Not only that, but St. Louis is somewhat nearby = BBQ Capital of America. Hell, even the farmers will be happy.
Its a win-win situation.
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Meaning...
Coach Weis will be changing the tide in the economic downturn of the local eateries. Hell I think we all believed on their road to recovery hiring him is a good start.
"This is MICHIGAN ferGODsakes"
NSFMF
St. Louis is like 5 hours from KU. I've lived in St. Louis for 10 years. STL, as a BBQ town, is a myth. STL-style BBQ sucks, IMO. They let the stuff simmer in this highly acidic vinegar / catchup concoction for hours. It's terrible. (Don't get me started on STL-style pizza...)
Now, KU is only 45 minutes from Kansas City, which really might be the BBQ Capital of America.
My other ride is a MSU psych major.
Also, they can stitch a couple of his jackets
together and use it as a rain tarp for the field.
"You owe it to every man, woman, and child in the State of Michigan to beat the Buckeyes and silence their fans! Now go out there and make it happen!"
- Bo Schembechler (Result: U-M 22 OSU 0)
Funniest Thread!
Thank you guys!! Made my day!
OMFG
HALOL!
Too... many... fat... jokes... yet... also... other... jokes... can't... /head asplode
"Nowhere is there a better university, in any way, than this Michigan of ours."
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Congratulations, Kansas. You
Congratulations, Kansas. You just hired 500 pounds of jackass.
Go Blue! Always!
But 500 pounds of jackass
But 500 pounds of jackass with a decided schematic advantage.
M'Dog
Came here to make a fat joke;
Came here to make a fat joke; clearly I've underestimated you guys.
Let me guess
You're new here
Weiss was mulling over his
Weiss was mulling over his choices... KU, UF, KC.... ultimately he got tired and decided on KFC.
Tenim un nom el sap tothom. Barca, Barca, BAAARCA!
What? Seriously?
What? Seriously?
Calling chunkums/LSU Freek/anyone
Can someone please create some sort of gif or photoshop for this glorious event?
"Nowhere is there a better university, in any way, than this Michigan of ours."
Makes sense. The Decided
Makes sense. The Decided Schematic Advantage was working great for Florida.
Reinforcing The Field
They may want to go to a steel-reinforced polyethylene fiber blend in the FieldTurf to prevent severe depressions from forming on the sideline.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
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Charlie wants to
use his decided schematic advantage to tilt the field in KU's favor. Leave the sidelines alone!
I guess Kansas now has a
I guess Kansas now has a strategic advantage over the rest of the Big 12.
Just noticed I had 666 MGo
Just noticed I had 666 MGo points and had to quickly get to 667. Surprised this didn't happen on the Satan Saban diary post.
Did someone say Big.....
I hope Kansas left some of Mangino's clothes.
I am drunk, or I wouldn't be talking to you.
Yes!
I clicked over here just to visit this thread. I have not been disappointed.
Those who stay will be champions.
Why do people keep hiring
Why do people keep hiring Charlie Weiss?
Theory On That
Most venues do tend to overbuy when it comes to cheesy nachos. This solves the problem.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
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Man, apparently having "ND
Man, apparently having "ND Head Coach" on your resume doesn't get you far. Davie to New Mexico and now Weis to Kansas.
Now the media scrutiny won't be so glaring this time...
However,he was a utter failure at nd
Lucky enough to have my own JT wristband!!
Cut him some slack
You shouldn't pin his failure at ND on him. Not all schools are capable of handling decided schematic advantages.
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
Cut him some slack? What
Cut him some slack?
What size 84/32?\
drumroll
Michigan is and will always be every BIG schools' measuring stick.
too much slack and the rope
too much slack and the rope will snap
Well, Kansas State has had
Well, Kansas State has had the advantage in the Cornflower State for awhile, but they better get their yuks in now, because there's a decided schematic advantage coming to Lawrence.
Mark Mangino left some pretty big britches to fill, and Charlie is about the only coach I know of able to fill them.