OT- Cam Newton's teammates have some fun with(out) him...
If you didn't catch Cam Newton's birthday video last month, now you can check it out, plus the shot for shot remake created by some of his teammates.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BU9Pp_Cgogj/?taken-by=ryankalil67
Not only do they take waaaaaay cooler vacations than I ever will I'm impressed at the forsight to hire a photographer to film their escapades. Not sure the non-Cam group had more fun though.
BTW I'm lucky if I remember to get 10 crappy pictures for the entire trip and even then my wife will delete about 75% as soon as she sees them cause she doesnt like the way she looks in them.
YOu're lucky that you at least get photos though. We - meaning my wife and I - have this bad propensity to take photos of all the trivial moments in a vacation but not the actual notable moments, so while last year's 4th Of July trip album has about 30 photos of my son trying to negotiate a chili dog, it has maybe two of the actual fireworks on the lake. That's just one example of a more pervasive photo problem in my house.
In 20 years do you want to see some random pictures of fireworks or your son eating a chili dog? ...we call them coneys by the way.
Id rather have funny pictures of my daughter experience things. Fireworks are kind of just fireworks. We have a problem with taking a thousand pics and then never looking at them.
We have an Amazon Fire for our TV and have our pictures uploaded to Amazon's photo storage. The screen saver shows us 10-15 years of digital photos at random. If not for that I've never look at them.
Firework pictures turn out terribly, and you end up missing part of the show.
Just watch the damn fireworks, you don't need to put em on instagram.
#getoffmylawn
#iactuallyjustgotaninstagram
In 100% of the photos we have together, my wife looks adorable.
In roughly half the photos we have together, I look like a complete doofus.
Guess who picks which photos get deleted?
And the other times... 1/2 doofus? That's how mine work out.
Yep.
I don't like Cam Newton.
Very curious.
Got paid a lot of money by Auburn and NCAA did nothing. I'm sorry, his dad's church got paid a lot of money. I guess that makes it ok.
Yeah, about this ^^^. Whether the rules that exist are fair or not - and personally, I think the schools and the NCAA need to come up with a much more equitable model, given the money CFB brings in - he flouted them about as egregiously as he could, then walked away and faced no consequences. That's about it...
Let's not forget that at Florida he put his name on another student's paper, got caught, then replaced that paper with one that he bought off the internet, got caught again, but before he could be academically punished, he bought a stolen laptop, and when the cops showed up to retrieve it, he threw it out the window, was arrested anyway, and transferred to a JUCO. When at Auburn, he said he did absolutely nothing wrong during his time at Florida.
Scam Newton
But I know one guy in particular who is madly, passionately, head-over-heels, cant stop thinking about him in love, love LOVE with Cam Newton.
Cam Newton
I have a feeling he refers to himself in the third person a lot, even when alone. "You look good today, Cam Newton. Let's take out the new car today, Cam Newton. Why don't we have a quick masturbation session, Cam Newton? I love you, Cam Newton."
Connor Cook
Aaaand well played.