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flow is about the funniest thing ever posted.
Just watching that LSUFreek gif (for the thousandth time in a row) goes to show why he is the greatest and why I've retired.
LSUFreek is big on details. I just noticed the "OSHIT" emblem behind TP and Gee. Sort of a cherry on top of an already fantastic GIF dessert I guess.
Never gets old!
4 arrests in a weekend in 4 different incidents! Thats different.
You get the sense karma may be coming around on Urban Meyer
Whatever! One arrest every twelve hours is average across the NCAA!
Did all of Ohio's players/future players get together last Thursday and have a pow-wow deciding that they are all going to fuck up their careers?
This cant be good for Urb's health. Quit and go back to Utah maybe?
Today is a fun day...just look at the MGoBoard for a second and let that sink in
We're just gettin' started.
Deploy ze Muschamp.
I read the title and just laughed. What else can you do at this point....
is getting silly.
I was just eyeballing the list of board topics and thinking, "this is ridiculous, these guys have got to be just making s**t up now".
How does this all happen on one weekend? Does it go on every weekend, but for some reason this is the one where they all got caught? Did they just get out of summer school and want to celebrate? It's hard to believe this is real.
I am going to need surgey to remove the smile off of my face....
Mayhem of Mayhem?
Warehouse full of Battery?
Or, as the call it in Columbus, "Monday".
Today has to be some kind of record, right?
And a 3* to Scout and ESPN as well. Only 247 had him as a low 4*.
Remember that weekend last year where we had like 6 commitments? This is the darkest timeline OSU version of that.
"Obstruction of official police business," huh? I hope he didn't bark at a police dog. They don't like it when you do that.
Who hasn't been arrested
Well...I'm glad he committed to Ohio State and not Michigan.
Don't try to pretend he'd have done this if he committed to Michigan, Magnus.
That really hurts them. Oh, well, not like they didn't deserve this.
I'm sensing a trend.
Thats a loss they cant afford. Oline is bare already. Ok continue laughing.
I love that this is happening to them. I really do.
More Buckeye arrests, please. This really never gets old.
pretty big hit to an already thin Oline. you can say he could be back in a year, but if he has trouble staying out of trouble now, a year away from college is not going to help.
Buckeyes making a move in the Fulmer Cup standings.
in just a weekend, doing pretty well!
It is true that no Bimbo eruption is rumored at this time, so any parallels to Gainesville are simply overreach by OSU's critics.
Their incoming TE, Marcus Baugh, was also arrested... I didn't see that anywhere on the board...
So let's start a count:
1) Carlos Hyde (RB)
2) Bradley Roby (CB)
3) Vonn Bell (S/CB)
4) Tim Gardner (OL)
5) Marcus Baugh (TE)
THat could be an incoming recruiting class for a small team!
Baugh's incident was a week ago so I don't know if he gets to join today's festivities.
Yeah, a week is like 15 felonies ago.
For the police blotter.
Maybe TP was right, that everyone (at OSU anyway) really does kill people, murder people, steal from me, steal from you.
Hide your kids, hide your wives; they're arresting everyone in C-Bus apparently.
"Hyde? Definitely in the Circle of Trust("CoT"). We'll deal with this matter seriously. Wait until the facts come out(and hope this dies down by then)"
"Roby? Are you kidding? He's like the chairman of the CoT! He's banned from talking to the media for the WHOLE SEASON!"
"Marcus Baugh... Hmmm... He's not yet in the CoT, but he's a four star. He has potential to get in the CoT. Lay down the hammer. SUSPEND HIM (for one game)."
"Who? Gardner? Tim Gardner? Who's he? Oh, he's a three star right? MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF HIM. CUT HIM. KICK HIM, I mean literally, kick him. Then kick him off the team. We NEVER EVER tolerate that kind of behavior here!"
"What? Vonn Bell? We'll deal with that later. We already did a lot of work this morning."
Well after hearing comments from past players when Urbz left Florida, I would say the meeting went exactally like that!
I'm have to download the police scanner app to my phone and keep it on Columbus police department if this keeps going.
If Vrabel gets arrested this will be the best day ever
I'm F5-ing for Miller.
For anyone interested, Land Grant Holyland has a piece on this up already (of course) - LINK
Their take in a nutshell:
"Compared to assault and battery charges, obstruction of official business is not the worst thing in the world, and depending on the nature of the obstruction, perhaps ordinarily not something that would necessitate being dismissed from the team, but it's still significantly poor judgement."
They also posted a tweet from Gardner which was sent just before the story broke and described it as the "lowest point" that he had seen.
Eleven Warriors is dubbing today as their "Black Monday" now. I laughed admittedly. Their story mentions that freshman TE Marcus Baugh lost his summer scholarship for some run-ins with the law as well.
5 dudes arrested in one weekend? I wonder if any school has ever had some many guys busted in separate incidents in one weekend.
Not to get all giddy, but I'm looking forward to the Fulmer Cup standings after this weekend.
Seriously? Are we being punked?
...we may need to start buckle-up threads for impending Ohio arrests! I wonder what is going through the sweater vest's head right now.
Also, please edit title of thread to Ohio...I thought you were talking a out Oklahoma State because there was no possible way a 4th player from Ohio could be in serious legal trouble...oh but there was!
It's Friday before Ohio's bye week and I hear their receiver corps is gonna visit High Street..... Buckle Up!!!!!!
I saw on BTN yesterday that Ohio has TWO bye weeks this year, both in the middle of the B1G schedule. Apparently they asked the league for more time off for court appearances.
a big ole' practical joke? No way this many Ohio State players seriously got arrested within 3 days.
Oh, this is real life?...well holy sh*t then
It's all part of his devious plan to take over the world. Urbz takes in young men, molds them, then unleashes them onto society in a whirlwind of destruction.
Or in other words....Urbannado.
LOL. Man, the media is gonna have a field day at Big Ten media days this week. I fully expect "Urbz" to deflect though.