Open Thread: Wild Speculation Invited
If there's one thing we've learned from the Mattison hire it's that good things happen when you speculate wildly and start rumors. I see no other way this could have been pulled off.
Since today has been so effing positive I want to see some EFFING SWEET speculation!
Please refrain from negging one another so as to foster/encourage said wild speculation - also because it's officially late night.
WOOO!!!
January 19th, 2011 at 12:33 AM ^
How can Arnett and George Farmer wear the #1 jersey? Is Arnett getting Luciened? In other news, Marquise Lee and De' Anthony Thomas will be donning the winged helmets too.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:23 AM ^
Word on the street is TSIO can no longer get any sweatervests for their HC.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:23 AM ^
The SEC will not over sign this year.
January 19th, 2011 at 9:15 AM ^
But now you're just being absurd.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:25 AM ^
Dave Brandon just officially renamed the University of Michigan, to Brady Hoke University. This change will remain for the duration of hokes time as head coach. On an un-related note, the Hoke family has an average lifespan of 143 years!
January 19th, 2011 at 12:25 AM ^
Chris Wormley and Dan O'Neil to commit.
2 potential 5 star D-linemen from the class of 2012 that grew up rootng for the Wolverines fufilling their dream.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:32 AM ^
His name is Danny O'Brien. And I doubt he is any higher than a solid 4 star.(Nothing to sneeze at)
Wormley will likely be a high 4 star, but I doubt he ever breaks into the 5 star range.
January 19th, 2011 at 1:23 AM ^
Isn't he at Western Michigan now?
I'd gladly take both Wormley and O'Brien.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:29 AM ^
We go 13-0 and take the Big Ten Championship which mean (cough cough Drew Sharp) We play in the NCCG!!.......
And ofcourse win!
January 19th, 2011 at 12:29 AM ^
I think we go 13-1. It'll be the current staff's metaphorical pouring one out for RR.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:32 AM ^
As long as we don't lose to Indiana. Even RR knew not to mess with our Indiana streak.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:28 AM ^
will plummet at the Chicago Merc tomorrow forcing Jim Tressel to sell his "gold pants" collection and, consequently, suspend himself for the first five games of next season.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:36 AM ^
Mattison exclaims, I've learned so much during my stint in the NFL, I can take a defense of 11 walk-ons and beat the Buckeyes by 4 touchdowns.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:36 AM ^
Kwon Alexander falls madly in love with Joe Dumars's daughter on a recruiting visit and commits to UM the next day.
Mario Edwards decides he wants to attend B-school and that Michigan is the best place for him.
Eddie Goldmann has a terrific workout at Crazy Jim's Blimpie Burger and decides he has found his home away from home.
Johnathan Gray has an extensive conversation with Fred Jackson in which he comes to understand that under Jackson he will have the tackle breaking ability of Walter Payton, the vision of Barry Sanders, and the speed of Denard Robinson.
Oh yeah
And the NCAA comes forward with half their evidence against OSU and they get the death penalty. Not just a loss of all their scholarships. The death penalty. Everybody kills.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:39 AM ^
January 19th, 2011 at 12:42 AM ^
by representing the B1G in the Rose Bowl on January 2nd, 2012.
After it shellacks the traditional PAC-10 opponent, Michigan will begin practicing for it's certain Sugar Bowl win a week later in the National Championship game.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:46 AM ^
Olivia Wilde and her husband, Italian Prince (and documentary film maker) Tao Ruspoli, will be opening an exhibit at the University of Michigan Museum of Art following their purchase of a home in Saline in May. . . . Oh, sorry, you were asking for "wild" speculation. OK, so here goes:
Before her death from natural causes in 1984, Amelia Earhart was working at an art store in Healdsburg, California where she was known as Millie Meader and had become a respected wine connoisseur. . . . Elvis Presley continues to enjoy life in seclusion near Marlon Brando’s former villa in Tetiaroa, about 35 miles north of Tahiti. . . . That wood-chipper scene in Fargo? It was based on and occurred at the exact same location as Jimmy Hoffa’s death. . . . Christine O’Donnell really is a witch. . . . Regis Philbin’s retirement announcement was made in the morning on January 18 so as not to interfere with the evening announcement that Greg Mattison had been hired as Michigan’s Defensive Coordinator. . . . The Wyld Stallyns reunion tour is on! Party on dudes!
January 19th, 2011 at 1:01 AM ^
My dog pooped, and the excrement looks exactly like Terrell Pryor.
This is way better than that virgin Mary toast.
January 19th, 2011 at 2:01 AM ^
Hide ya roommate, hide ya crock pot, hide ya paper plates because MSU's defense is rapin' errrybody in Wonders Hall.
Oh, something that didn't happen? Does it count if it didn't really happen in Wonders?
WILD SPEC/BREAKING NEWS: Michael Rosenberg reports that Michigan football players routinely exceed their daily allotted servings of milk, yogurt and cheese, oftentimes partaking in 4, 5 or even 6 servings per day! The NCAA Enforcement Committee is looking into it...
January 19th, 2011 at 9:53 AM ^
until he wins 3 consecutive Heisman's to break Archie's record at tSIO !
NCAA is convinced that Denard will then take over as NCAA President. As Denard's first act (as a result of continuing NCAA infractions), he strips tSIO of all conference and MNC from the years 2000 forward. They are also given the "death penalty" and tSIO converts from a university to the largest car dealer on the planet.
Go Blue !