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Submitted by party like its 1989 on September 13th, 2014 at 5:19 PM

Am I in trouble for this?

September 13th, 2014 at 5:50 PM ^

The ball may have come out fast enough. Or the first down play might have generated a couple yards if it was faster. The alternate universe game doesn't get you anywhere.

Maybe the sack would have helped us if the punt didn't make the endzone.

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Perd Hapley

September 13th, 2014 at 5:49 PM ^

Anyone else feel HERO BALL coming!?

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jvarg1

September 13th, 2014 at 5:49 PM ^

Is Shane ever going to get experience if we can't blow out the worst team in the country

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Hoek

September 13th, 2014 at 5:49 PM ^

It is going to be a long year, this team is going to get bitch slapped by MSU.

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smwilliams

September 13th, 2014 at 5:50 PM ^

I'm going to probably not watch that game.

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Sac Fly

September 13th, 2014 at 5:51 PM ^

What's the reasoning behind putting a 3rd down back in to block, who can't block.

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HailYeah94

September 13th, 2014 at 5:50 PM ^

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get-on-my-lawn

September 13th, 2014 at 5:50 PM ^

Was hilarious with the babies

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get-on-my-lawn

September 13th, 2014 at 5:50 PM ^

Commercial

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UMxWolverines

September 13th, 2014 at 5:50 PM ^

I was orginally pissed this morning that I had to leave at halftime to go to my cousin's "couples wedding shower". Not anymore.

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smwilliams

September 13th, 2014 at 5:51 PM ^

Is there free booze? Can I come?

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jcouz

September 13th, 2014 at 5:51 PM ^

It feels like a chore that I force myself to do now

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ppudge

September 13th, 2014 at 5:51 PM ^

Yes. That's exactly right!

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smwilliams

September 13th, 2014 at 5:53 PM ^

As terrible as this is, it's totally accurate.

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BeatOSU52

September 13th, 2014 at 5:55 PM ^

It's a good excuse to booze hard

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MaximusBlue

September 13th, 2014 at 5:55 PM ^

This is supposed to be pleasurable.

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UMxWolverines

September 13th, 2014 at 5:51 PM ^

I was orginally pissed this morning that I had to leave at halftime to go to my cousin's "couples wedding shower". Not anymore.

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MichiganSports

September 13th, 2014 at 5:51 PM ^

This offense just isn't excuting, the O-line has been the least of our issues on that side of the ball.

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Blue NY Gold

September 13th, 2014 at 5:56 PM ^

Idk if I'd say O-line is least of the worries, but they definitely have company!

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jvarg1

September 13th, 2014 at 5:51 PM ^

Experience- gardener has shown nothing at the helm. It's time for a change. Dantonio would have pulled the plug already

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ESNY

September 13th, 2014 at 5:54 PM ^

Will you shut the fuck up about Shane. You are like the worst broken record. Shane has shown nothing yet to suggest he could do anything better.

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MichiganSports

September 13th, 2014 at 5:55 PM ^

huh?

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ESNY

September 13th, 2014 at 6:06 PM ^

His 76 posts asking to put Shane in....

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jvarg1

September 13th, 2014 at 5:55 PM ^

Because he is always on the bench

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HailYeah94

September 13th, 2014 at 5:56 PM ^

Word

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NFG

September 13th, 2014 at 5:58 PM ^

It's not what Shane hasn't done, it's what Devin has shown.

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KaMGoBlue

September 13th, 2014 at 5:52 PM ^

Dumpster fire.

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michiganman01

September 13th, 2014 at 5:53 PM ^

I miss Denard

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jvarg1

September 13th, 2014 at 5:53 PM ^

Is Miami running- oh wait David just agreed to pay them an extra 1,000,000 if they throw the game

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Blue NY Gold

September 13th, 2014 at 5:54 PM ^

Ummmmmm well, At least defense is holding up... That's something.....right??? :-/

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CompleteLunacy

September 13th, 2014 at 5:55 PM ^

Too tentative. Afraid to make more mistakes instead if looking for kill shots. Letting Miami play aggressive. They need a serious attitude adjustment.

Defense, on the other hand, looks stout so far. Miami really hasn't had much success today.

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ken725

September 13th, 2014 at 5:55 PM ^

Wow Jake Butt is good

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Blue NY Gold

September 13th, 2014 at 5:57 PM ^

Just saved another pick!,, And Butt with the TD!!!!!

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Boom Goes the …

September 13th, 2014 at 5:56 PM ^

and points bad.

Just don't have the feeling 17 will be enough

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taistreetsmyhero

September 13th, 2014 at 5:56 PM ^

What is this hop throw?

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Mitch Cumstein

September 13th, 2014 at 5:56 PM ^

That was another pick save butt

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party like its 1989

September 13th, 2014 at 5:56 PM ^

Seriously. Looked like it was thrown to the defender. Ugh.

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Maized and Confused

September 13th, 2014 at 5:56 PM ^

At least the 4th pass that would have been int by a better team

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itsbigcat

September 13th, 2014 at 5:57 PM ^

This is about as scary as that New Year's Eve I spent at my gay uncle's.

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Perd Hapley

September 13th, 2014 at 5:57 PM ^

Welcome back JAKE!!!!

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ken725

September 13th, 2014 at 5:57 PM ^

Yup Jake Butt is good

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itsbigcat

September 13th, 2014 at 5:57 PM ^

Butt.

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MGoblu8

September 13th, 2014 at 5:57 PM ^

I hate to ask this question but what is happening in the game that is so bad? I am currently in a swamp hunting alligators trying to follow the game on my phone but it just seems like crap. I'm trying to read all of the comments but I was hoping someone could give me a summary.

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