More Proof Tressel is the Anti-Christ

Submitted by Wolverine In Exile on
From Stewart Mandel's column on cnnsi.com: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/stewart_mandel/11/18/pac-… "After the postgame interviews had ended, a few other writers and I trekked back to the other side of Ohio Stadium to get back to the press box. As we were walking down the concourse (alongside the bathrooms and the concession stands, etc.) toward the elevator, a car started coming toward us -- driving right in the middle of a stadium concourse. We stepped to the side, and as the red, Toyota Venza drove past, we looked into the passenger-side window and saw ... coach Tressel, munching on a turkey sandwich. A triumphant coach, literally riding off into the night. In a Venza." Tressel drives a Toyota??? He's supporting those bastard Japs-- DEY TUK ER JEOBS!!!! UAW Torch and Pitchfork, get your wares now...
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November 19th, 2009 at 8:45 AM ^

i thought you were going to say that the anti-christ proof was that he was eating a turkey sandwich that was clearly given to him as the result of a wish he made through a severed monkey paw. "the turkey is a little dry!!!"

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Wolverine In Exile

November 19th, 2009 at 8:50 AM ^

I mean what well-respecting man eats turkey when he could have delicious delicious thinly shaved roast beef? Actually, I'm pretty sure that it wasn't turkey, its was human flesh. Tressel is actually one of the Visitors... scrape his arm and you'll see his scaly reptile-like skin underneath. Plus maybe that's why he doesn't talk much-- he has to hide the forked tongue.

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