MGoStore Ideas

Submitted by dr.arski on July 17th, 2008 at 10:49 AM

Brian (and anybody else),

I think we need a couple of new shirts to support the upcoming football season. How about a couple of shirts along the lines of "FIND EMPTY GRASS" and something from Schafer's defensive philosophy.

GO BLUE

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OldManUfer

July 17th, 2008 at 11:54 AM ^

"3) Get to the backup quarterback"

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dex

July 17th, 2008 at 12:09 PM ^

http://www.mininova.org - search for "Photoshop" and then http://www.spreadshirt.com and you can all make your own generic coach slogan t-shirts and save Brian some time!

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colin

July 17th, 2008 at 12:32 PM ^

frealsies

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OldManUfer

July 17th, 2008 at 4:04 PM ^

Yes, it's easy enough to make your own t-shirt (even without pirated software) - but that's not the point, now is it? If I'm not mistaken, MGoStore supports this site. I can't see why you think throwing a few ideas (good or otherwise) out there is detrimental. If Brian doesn't like it, he doesn't have to waste any of his time making them.

Perhaps this topic distracts you from your other, important, MGoBlog pursuits?

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dex

July 17th, 2008 at 6:44 PM ^

Perhaps I was harsh.

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OldManUfer

July 18th, 2008 at 10:26 AM ^

I got a little carried away too, sorry.

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Ninja Football

July 17th, 2008 at 4:07 PM ^

Dex, you know you're my boy, but I think you just got roxxored.

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Brian

July 17th, 2008 at 5:50 PM ^

I am in search of a good idea for a Barwis shirt. Gentlemen of the peanut gallery?

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chitownblue (not verified)

July 17th, 2008 at 5:53 PM ^

"Barwis: What Hype?"

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mjv

July 17th, 2008 at 6:07 PM ^

Barwis: Eroding Family Values since 2007

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baleedat

July 18th, 2008 at 10:52 AM ^

i like that one

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OldManUfer

July 17th, 2008 at 6:36 PM ^

the Barwis Wolf ate my Fuck Lion

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Brian

July 17th, 2008 at 6:59 PM ^

"Fuck" isn't going to fly on a shirt, IMO.

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OldManUfer

July 18th, 2008 at 10:24 AM ^

or is the implication still too much?

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GoMBlue

July 17th, 2008 at 7:12 PM ^

i dont get the "all your coach are belong to us" shirt?! but i want to buy some before the season

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HenneManCrush

July 17th, 2008 at 7:27 PM ^

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_Wing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icVy7Ve6y6A

^^^^
GoMBlue, put those two together with the hiring of both Beilein and RichRod from WVU

Brian, how about "Barwis: turning beer guts into beer trucks since 20xx?" Or, I think a great shirt would simply read "eeeeeee Barwis!"

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GoMBlue

July 17th, 2008 at 7:48 PM ^

obviously i see the pipeline of coaches, but if it was normal i would get it

what about

camp barwis: you'll learn to sleep with one eye open

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SI_Grad

July 18th, 2008 at 12:02 PM ^

I second the beer gut to truck shirt....

I'd buy one.

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esipp

July 17th, 2008 at 7:53 PM ^

Front: Do your dogs hunt lions? Back: eeeeeee Barwis

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Jim Harbaugh S…

July 17th, 2008 at 8:27 PM ^

"Fuck" isn't going to fly on a shirt, IMO. Tell that to Ohio State Fans.

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baleedat

July 18th, 2008 at 10:53 AM ^

i'd like to see a shirt that just reads: "FUCK FAMILY VALUES"

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Brian

July 21st, 2008 at 11:59 PM ^

ooh. tempting. Still don't think that will fly, but something uncomplimentary to Ohio State tagged with "Family Values"... maybe the Clarett mugshot?

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StevieY19

July 22nd, 2008 at 12:31 AM ^

Family Values

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0cuGgy7b3Vanc/340x.jpg

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sca1zi

July 22nd, 2008 at 7:17 AM ^

"Family Values" with three icons underneath:

a styrofoam cooler, a can of tear gas, and a bottle of goose.

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baleedat

July 22nd, 2008 at 10:39 AM ^

this would be a great shirt because it also plays on the idea that RR is a potty mouth and we don't care because this is football for pete's sake.

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mjv

July 18th, 2008 at 11:01 AM ^

Barwis: Fat Bastards (from Ohio) need not apply

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Chrisgocomment

July 18th, 2008 at 11:05 AM ^

Barwis: Eroding Family Values Since 2007..... I like.

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baleedat

July 18th, 2008 at 11:15 AM ^

thats more of a RR shirt than a barwis shirt

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baleedat

July 18th, 2008 at 11:20 AM ^

Fat and Lazy? Stay in Ohio

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jeag

July 18th, 2008 at 11:46 AM ^

Mike Barwis made Chuck Norris cry. Twice. (although you've already done a Norris shirt...)

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baleedat

July 18th, 2008 at 2:44 PM ^

thats the best one so far. and you can never have enough norris

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Goblue49120

July 19th, 2008 at 11:07 PM ^

It's a little bit of a running gag, but how about...

Eeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a little girl

for Mike Barwis

M.B.A.

Mike Barwis Apostle

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sca1zi

July 21st, 2008 at 10:32 AM ^

It's a snatch from Orson, but he coined: N.W.O. - New Weight Order I can't put it together, but I'm sure some of the others could: Tie Barwis owning pet wolves in with the Kipling quote: For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.

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wolvrine32

July 22nd, 2008 at 10:28 AM ^

Picture of Barwis, caption "I crap bigger than you."

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Ninja Football

July 22nd, 2008 at 10:49 AM ^

Brian- I vote no because I think the use of Clarret is unfair, but then again I'm a Clarrett apologist. I think the Sweatervest completely threw that kid under the bus. For that reason alone I think he's a dirty, lying, cheating bastard- dressed in the demeanor of a preacher- who eats the souls of kittens and young puppies and washes them down with wine coolers made from the essense of baby unicorns. That's right- he's so evil not only does he feed on hopes and dreams, but the essence of baby. imaginary. creatures.

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sca1zi

July 22nd, 2008 at 11:09 AM ^

"Tressel's favorite food groups: Harp seals, kittens, and babies"

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