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September 27th, 2018 at 7:53 AM ^
That is... something
September 27th, 2018 at 8:07 AM ^
The other home game
This weekend will provide us
With a win, we hope
OR
The Cats we now play
To Evanston, to scare them
Leave them as kittens
September 27th, 2018 at 8:16 AM ^
Remember when
We used to beat the
Wildcats by 63
#childofthe80s
September 27th, 2018 at 8:59 AM ^
Sorry, dude. It's a 5-7-5 structure; not 4-5-6. You're obviously not Japanese like the rest of us are.
September 27th, 2018 at 8:33 AM ^
They had so many
Chances with RichRod and Hoke
But with Jim no chance
Michigan beats up
On Northwestern just as the
Sun rises and falls
September 27th, 2018 at 12:05 PM ^
The M00N has now set
Northwestern no longer has any
Hope for random win
September 27th, 2018 at 8:35 AM ^
Cats have no offense.
The rabid squirrel will feast.
Can't win with no points.
September 27th, 2018 at 8:39 AM ^
Home away from home
These cats are not wild
They purr like pussycats
September 27th, 2018 at 8:40 AM ^
We won’t be bending
The Wildcats will need mending
We are ascending
September 27th, 2018 at 9:46 AM ^
Hip hop haiku. Nice.
September 27th, 2018 at 8:51 AM ^
Beating Northwestern
Another day in the park
Please emerge healthy
----
Purple kitty cats
Biology dissection
Eviscerated
September 27th, 2018 at 8:56 AM ^
In Windy City
Blowing away the Wildcats
Huff and puff Mich men
September 27th, 2018 at 9:08 AM ^
My Other (Big) House
Holds Hundred Fifteen Thousand
Your House Pathetic
September 27th, 2018 at 9:10 AM ^
Even though “wild” has one syllable, I say it with two.
September 27th, 2018 at 9:19 AM ^
A game we should win
the big question...will Hudson
lead with crown again?
September 27th, 2018 at 9:57 AM ^
Khaleke the freak
Out again first half this week
no more target speak
September 27th, 2018 at 9:20 AM ^
Not too long ago
The score was tied at zero
No moon games for us
September 27th, 2018 at 9:27 AM ^
Academia?
Better than U M. Football?
A Poor man's Stanford
September 27th, 2018 at 9:27 AM ^
We only need one
Wolverbear / Murderwolf to
Kill the wildcats dead
September 27th, 2018 at 9:28 AM ^
No Moon game this year
Wolverines rumble to win
Wild cats are now tame
September 27th, 2018 at 9:28 AM ^
Roses are red
violets are blue
fuck northwestern and Urban Meyer too
*ill see myself out*
September 27th, 2018 at 9:38 AM ^
The lawyers soft hands
Clap for the team in purple
Enjoy Ryan Field
or
I try not to laugh
With talk of "purple helmets"
I remain a teen
September 27th, 2018 at 9:41 AM ^
Haikus are stupid
They're a waste of time, ok?
Just Beat Northwestern
September 27th, 2018 at 9:51 AM ^
Yes, haikus are dumb.
Not going to make one this time.
Dammit! They fooled me!!!
September 27th, 2018 at 9:44 AM ^
****Sorry for the post hijack****
I'm taking the wife and kids to the game this weekend and need some advice from those who have been to Evanston. We are staying in downtown Chicago, does it make more sense to drive to the game or take the train? If we drive will it be a nightmare getting back downtown after the game?
Sorry again UMProud for the hijack
Or I could have wrote:
Going to the game this weekend
Hoping for domination
Do I drive or take the train
September 27th, 2018 at 9:57 AM ^
I think the ride out on CTA is easiest on the weekend, especially considering you’ll likely be coming back into the city near peak weekend hours. Red line out to Howard, switch to purple line, purple line out to Central.
September 27th, 2018 at 11:50 AM ^
If you do opt for the train and Michigan is sitting on a blowout, consider leaving a bit early. If you leave with the rest of the crowd, getting back on the Purple line to head back to downtown will be a mess.
September 27th, 2018 at 12:02 PM ^
You could take the CTA (subway/elevated trains), but you can also check out the Metra Rail which has a stop very near the stadium on Central. The CTA will require a change at Howard. Which is more convenient will depend on where your downtown hotel is. Both will be crowded going back but nothing like a Big House.
Parking, on the other hand, would be a nightmare. The Northwestern stadium is more or less in an old residential neighborhood; the streets are not built for stadium traffic, so I don't advise it.
September 27th, 2018 at 9:47 AM ^
We lost to Akron
Whatever, at least it’s not
Communist football
September 27th, 2018 at 9:54 AM ^
Another Haipu.
I just took a dump.
It smells like Ohio State.
I feel much better.
September 27th, 2018 at 9:58 AM ^
Home game while away
Patterson to DPJ
Wildcats hate Mone
September 27th, 2018 at 10:05 AM ^
Land of purple Cats
Second home for Wolverines
This weekend, we dine!
September 27th, 2018 at 10:19 AM ^
Wildcats are very smart
But are not good at football
Huge win Saturday
September 27th, 2018 at 10:21 AM ^
Pound ball down their throats!
Now they’re doing it to me.
Ennui come to me.
September 27th, 2018 at 11:04 AM ^
they almost got Hoke
but Dileo slides into
the frame forever
September 27th, 2018 at 11:06 AM ^
First time on this board
Love all the excellent posts
Have to say Go Blue!
Or something more specific to the thread
Evanston awash
In colors of maize and blue
Wildcats tremble
September 27th, 2018 at 12:00 PM ^
When Wolverines Play
Northwestern is a home game
Maize Maize Maize win Maize.
September 27th, 2018 at 12:05 PM ^
Fitzgerald will squint
Through sunglasses as always
No mud storm this time
September 27th, 2018 at 12:28 PM ^
Murderwolf will feast
On a purple pussycat
Best Mascot Ever
September 27th, 2018 at 12:47 PM ^
Wildcats emerge from
Julia Louise Dreyfuss'
Heavy jungle bush
September 27th, 2018 at 12:59 PM ^
Someone already captured the Drew Dileo slide, so....Alternate MGoHaiku:
On the scenic lake
Northwestern. Without Running
Back who is a star
September 27th, 2018 at 1:11 PM ^
Thou Wildcat fools
Thou art mad mustachio
Purple-hued malt-worms
September 27th, 2018 at 1:16 PM ^
I am bad at this
Not as bad as Northwestern
Is at football though
September 27th, 2018 at 2:15 PM ^
Do you know 8Ball?
We should vet the murderwolf
What crimes did it do?
September 27th, 2018 at 4:21 PM ^
I just say go blue
Don't know how to do Haiku
But hey you do you
September 28th, 2018 at 4:18 PM ^
Late getting to this, but here we go:
Chicago is cool,
Evanston is really nice.
Wildcats, not so much.
September 29th, 2018 at 10:03 AM ^
Cold wind marches west
Thunderous roar with each step
ball of string for pet