META: Detailed headlines are good reporting
This isn't buzzfeed. You don't get paid by the click-through. Have a little respect for the tenets of basic journalism and avoid getting negbombed. Let me show you how!
"John Navarre" is a 100% shit thread title
"John Navarre playing well for Cardinals tonight" is a good title. Also literally never happened. Oh well.
"Thorne rumor" is right back to the shit department, for multiple reasons.
"MSU QB Thorne injury rumor" now we're talking. I was gonna put a Michigan player as an example here but I think we could do without the negative vibes. Also if Peyton Thorne trips on a small dog and twists his ankle, I'm taking credit.
Leaders and best, people. Make it happen.
October 17th, 2021 at 9:46 PM ^
Neato
October 17th, 2021 at 9:47 PM ^
John Navarre
October 17th, 2021 at 9:50 PM ^
Cade McNamara: bad title.
Cade McNamara cyan: bad analysis.
October 17th, 2021 at 10:34 PM ^
Andrew Vastardis and Ryan Hayes: bad title
Andrew Vastardis and Ryan Hayes star up: bad analysis
October 17th, 2021 at 9:51 PM ^
Bob Lawblaw.
October 18th, 2021 at 12:36 AM ^
It's Bob LOBLAW.
October 17th, 2021 at 9:51 PM ^
Justin Feagin Fake News
October 17th, 2021 at 9:56 PM ^
Remember that time Sam McGuffie flipped over some dudes? That was cool.
October 17th, 2021 at 9:58 PM ^
Mantis Toboggan
October 17th, 2021 at 10:00 PM ^
And don’t even get me started on you mofos who don’t link things. IT’S NOT DIFFICULT.
October 18th, 2021 at 1:38 AM ^
I see airing of the grievances is coming early this year.
FWIW, I don't disagree.
October 18th, 2021 at 8:06 AM ^
I agree. People who can't link or embed stuff are either STUPID OR LAZY AND I SAY BOTH!!!
October 18th, 2021 at 10:46 AM ^
avatar implies you are qualified to make said judgement(s) :)
October 18th, 2021 at 10:36 AM ^
Or people who don't put effort into recruiting posts. I need way more info than just a name.
October 17th, 2021 at 10:05 PM ^
Preach brother/sister. Preach.
October 17th, 2021 at 10:18 PM ^
Marques Slocum: Bad Title
Marques Slocum’s Fuck Lion: Good Title
October 17th, 2021 at 10:22 PM ^
I will leave this one because some of you need to see this. Seriously.
Bad headline: "Devin Bush"
OK Headline: "Question Regarding Devin Bush"
Slow News Day: "Water Houseplants When Soil is Dry"
Good Headline: "Devin Bush Having Rather A Good Game This Week"
October 17th, 2021 at 10:48 PM ^
Sorry. I can't stop laughing. Slow news day: Water houseplants when soil is dry. Good one.
October 17th, 2021 at 10:39 PM ^
I was always fond of those twenty-five word headlines, you know the ones, where the title says it all.
October 17th, 2021 at 10:48 PM ^
Wehadababyitsaboy
October 18th, 2021 at 1:07 AM ^
Does he still play for our biggest rival, Illinois?
October 18th, 2021 at 1:06 AM ^
I like those posts much better than the ones with shite headlines where the OP claims "title says it all."
October 18th, 2021 at 12:56 AM ^
Eva Prawn.
October 17th, 2021 at 10:58 PM ^
BKFinest?... is that you?...
October 17th, 2021 at 11:02 PM ^
Excellent MGoPublic Service Announcement.
October 17th, 2021 at 11:18 PM ^
When ... when did you write this?
October 18th, 2021 at 12:01 AM ^
CJK5H: bad
CJK5H (A): less bad
CJK5H (allegedly): better
October 18th, 2021 at 12:03 AM ^
I will pay you to detail my headline
October 18th, 2021 at 12:09 AM ^
I wish I could give you 500 upvotes.
Now, can we get a post about stupid score opinions when we have snowflake threads already?
October 18th, 2021 at 3:12 AM ^
All I came to say is...we complain this board has gone to shit. But I just read that Rolovich/Washington St. thread and that thing is fucking beautiful.
Top to bottom one of the best OT threads I've seen in awhile.
I love logic and analogies and that was sexy bits on a site that no longer does sexy bits.
October 18th, 2021 at 5:55 AM ^
This is why I hate bye weeks.
October 18th, 2021 at 8:03 AM ^
Tell me you're over 40 without telling me you're over 40.
October 18th, 2021 at 8:39 AM ^
"You won't believe what John Navarre looks like today."
October 18th, 2021 at 9:51 AM ^
Michael Barret: good title
Michael Barret: good title?
October 18th, 2021 at 11:41 AM ^
I would have loved the headline
"Headlines"
for this post