B-Nut-GoBlue

October 21st, 2020 at 5:57 PM ^

What a fucking joke.

College football in general, that is.

But this Funes guy is a huge, Lake Pontchartrain-sized pile of shit:

According to the Advocate, Funes admitted to stealing gift cards meant for cancer patients, flying family and friends to LSU and New Orleans Saints football games on charter flights labeled as “outbound patient transports,” and sent money to people who did little to no work for the Our Lady of the Lake Foundation over a seven-year period, beginning in 2012.

AZBlue

October 21st, 2020 at 6:17 PM ^

I saw 8 scholarships noted elsewhere but not how many years....wouldn't put it past LSU to select the exact number of players they expect to be under 85 either this year or next.

This is being self imposed over the $180k given to a recruit/recruit's family that has been documented.  They are throwing the OBJ stuff as extra fluff and hoping that the NCAA says OK.  Keep in mind this is the same school heavily featured on the tapes in the MBB scandal last year so there is a chance the NCAA goes for more.

Robbie Moore

October 21st, 2020 at 6:29 PM ^

Forgive my cynicism but I'm sure LSU athletics is having financial challenges given COVID. So dropping 8 scholarships could be seen as a prudent cost cutting measure.

As for COVID cost cutting, if any athletic department had integrity they would not drop scholarships which benefit the athlete. They would reduce the ridiculous sums they pay celebrity coaches and pencil pushing department execucrats.

1VaBlue1

October 21st, 2020 at 6:12 PM ^

The OBJ ban is for two years, and because he dealt out cash at the end of the NC game last year.  The big deal, though, is this:

"The most egregious violation involves not Beckham but an LSU booster named John Paul Funes, whom the school has determined paid the father of former offensive lineman Vadal Alexander $180,000 in money Funes embezzled from Our Lady of the Lake Hospital in Baton Rouge. The payments took place from 2012 to 2017 and involved a “no-show” job taken by Alexander’s father."

So, in exchange for paying $180K to win a NC, they're volunteering to give up 8 scholly's over two years.  If Michigan were to make this deal, I'd take it...  Who knows what the NCAA will do.  I mean, they accepted that OBJ's cash was fake money.  JFC

Perkis-Size Me

October 21st, 2020 at 7:02 PM ^

Perfect timing. They’re 1-2, lost to two bad teams and this is a lost season for them that’s also got an asterisk next to it for anyone anyway due to COVID, and they’re going to get skull-fucked by Alabama. Might as well self-impose “sanctions” now. 

PopeLando

October 21st, 2020 at 7:50 PM ^

This is a bit of new low. It's one thing when bagment connect rich boosters to prospective players.

THIS is a case of a booster paying a player's father $180k of money he fucking EMBEZZLED FROM A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL 

Also, OBJ was caught handing out wads of cash directly to players.

drjaws

October 21st, 2020 at 8:04 PM ^

I wouldn’t mind it if Brady threw a bunch of cash at some M players who just won a National Title ... even if it meant some sanctions and a loss of a few scholarships.  Could do without the embezzling booster though.

I just want to see one more title before I die.

qbyrd

October 21st, 2020 at 8:14 PM ^

This is something that will be overlooked.  We will be the only ones saying anything about how bad they are.  If we follow this for the whole time I wonder if they will even follow all of the self imposed sanctions.....doubt it.  We always talk down about the teams that hand out money (and steroids in staee case) but nothing ever happens....ever.  If the Fab 5 were in this generation and all of that stuff went down like it did we would more than likely have multiple nation titles because we would have had the 5 star players who would have continued to funnel into Ann Arbor.

LSAClassOf2000

October 21st, 2020 at 9:49 PM ^

I think that, in the SEC, cutting scholarships just moves people to the potential pool of grayshirted individuals. I can see this now:

"We simply reclassified the scholarship players. You asked us to reduce the figures so we did."

"The number of SCHOLARSHIPS, yes, but not the number of PLAYERS."

"Well, be more careful with your words."