Keon Coleman to the portal
Something rumbling up in EL. Good riddance to a guy who torched us on deep balls in last years game. Not that it mattered after all…
I sort of feel sorry for... NAH! JUST KIDDING!
Tuck dumpin'
Tuck comin'. Relevance goin'. Dumpster Fire ragin'. Universe rightin'. Happiness aboundin'.
Tuck bummin’ and succumbin’
Tuck slummin' and, uh, unbecomin'?
All this rhyming is tough.
Tuck drinkin'
could not resist a visit to rcmb. some user with one of the all-time great user-names posted this:
Only *checks notes* 9 more seasons to go. 
This post was edited by 12elmel 22 minutes ago
EDIT: it's almost schaudenfrude time. here's another dandy:
Think the board is bad now? Wait until we go 2-10 next year with 40 point Ls to OSU and UM. That’ll be the real show
Poor guy. That one missed the boat to fantasy island and is stuck in the real world.
From his keyboard to God's ears on that last one.
Schadenfreude? More like... Psalmenfreude. Am I right???
Psalm 137:8 Oh, daughter of Babylon, who are to be destroyed, Happy be the one who repays you as you have served us!
Please know that I say this with nothing but love and respect:
/clears throat
/looks both ways
/deep breath
Nnnnnnyerrrrrrrrd!!!
My favorite from RCMB:
”trust tree here: starting to have intrusive thoughts creep in: what if the 2021 critics were right and the success was really just kenneth walker. again trust tree, folks”
Ya think? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I know we need a WR, and a big WR who can go up and get jump balls, but yeesh...nevermind, I'd get over it.
(that said, rumors say LSU)
I predicted this move 6 months ago (check the posting history). As soon as he blew up he was on the SECs radar (being from Louisiana). It was only a matter of time. Delicious.
Is he a take for us?
No idea, but this is a classic, "trust the coaches."
The fan in me says, "fuck no."
The realist in me says, "he is literally the type of WR Michigan needs this year."
The optimist in me says, "Darrius Clemons can be that guy."
The nerd sees that he's from Louisiana and knows that if there is ANYONE who knows about WRs from Louisiana, it's Ron Bellamy. Who also knows our WR room better than anyone. Who may have even coached against Coleman, and scouted him when he was coaching safeties.
So that's where I land on, "trust the coaches."
my bad, MGoBlog.
...and the BPONE in me says, "watch him go to LSU and turn into Jalin fucking Hyatt."
Their offense is chuck it downfield, and ours isn't. If it were, Wilson and Johnson would be just as good.
We could use a little more chuck it down the field from time to time. Not like they do it (or TCU last year), but more.
And Wilson is not a jump ball WR, let's not make shit up. Coleman is a completely different kind of WR.
Johnson isn't even a jump ball WR.
Nico Collins. Junior Hemingway. Braylon Edwards. Those were the...just throw it high, I'll box out and go get it guys.
Denard used to throw ducks down the middle of the field and Hemingway would go up over 2 guys and come down with it.
the exorcist in me says there's going to be a lot of work to do cleaning you out of various spirits....
I usually just let my votes do the talking, but this comment had just about everything a guy could want in a comment.
We aren’t really known for having a wide receiver friendly offense. Why would he transfer here? If anything he is going to SEC country or USC. Heck even Texas.
Another perfect roster move for the green & white. The trajectory the Spartans are on is… ideal.
Please.. don’t change a thing…
One final push-off for Coleman, but this time it is against MELLLLLLL?
Predicting a lot of this for the upcoming season.
Only missed it by 37 points…
I have a feeling they are not going to have that many people in their stadium this year.
On the brighter side, the notoriously long bathroom lines won't be that bad. Maybe things are looking up?
You can see the silver lining, Billy Ray…
Again....
That’s a great seat… unobstructed view… not too crowded…
“Tampering!!!!” They scream!
Some team is getting themselves a good WR. Not gonna miss him, he looked amazing last year. TOO amazing.
He was terrific. Unfortunately for Sparty, he will their only terrific player.
He is a bigger loss than Thorne who is meh. This guy was a top 5 big 10 wr with size speed it all. Mel keeps ducking it up. Keep on MeLLLLLLLLLLL
Got to have goals. Shooting to become 12L Mel.
Thorne Goin'.
Coleman Goin'.
Tuck still here.
The perfect trifecta.
Looking at their schedule, a repeat of 2016's 3-9 could potentially be in play again.
Last one out turn out the lights.
Abandon ship.
Payton Thorne leaving
Makes sense. Best way to avoid scary tunnels is to use a portal. Baller move, Keon and Payton.
His Instagram after the game made it seem like those deep balls mattered. What a delusional culture they have up there.
That contract looks more amazing with each passing year.