I give you Boober Eats! A business we can all get behind.
Necessity is the mother of all invention? I hope they get the address correct Junior is getting home schooled!
Now we need to manufacture sexy naughty N95 masks.
March 24th, 2020 at 11:50 AM ^
Its the American way!
Great, I can't unsee this.
I have been to almost every strip club in Portland (it was a bachelor party thing), and trust me, this is not something you want.
March 24th, 2020 at 12:04 PM ^
Are there any strippers left without tats?
March 24th, 2020 at 12:08 PM ^
Those tattoos on the girl in the headline photo are hideous, too. I can't believe she's been stripping to pay for those.
March 24th, 2020 at 12:16 PM ^
The evil twins from the Shining with REDRUM caption. The perfect girl for when you're ready to be murdered in your sleep.
Lmao I didn’t even notice that. How does someone decide that image is going too large for a lifetime on their belly?
I know MOST strippers are just putting themselves through college but perhaps some of them ( a small minority no doubt) lack extensive critical thinking skillls.
March 24th, 2020 at 12:56 PM ^
Not to generalize, but if your career is a stripper, the odds are pretty high you’re not making a whole lot of good life decisions.
March 24th, 2020 at 12:48 PM ^
I play ball with a bunch of guys in their mid-20s--all of them except one has multiple tats.
Who is on her leg? Is it Ash from Evil Dead?
Unlikely. Everyone in Portland (seniors, parents, kids, preschoolers) has a tattoo. Really -- it seems like that when I visit.
March 24th, 2020 at 12:06 PM ^
I have a girlfriend!
March 24th, 2020 at 12:28 PM ^
No you don’t
I'll bet you have two ... one at the end of each wrist.
March 24th, 2020 at 12:09 PM ^
OP username checks out.
March 24th, 2020 at 12:17 PM ^
The tats on that one are so bad she would have to pay me $1000 to go near her.
She won't.
I’ve heard vitamin C IV is a good tat repellent
March 24th, 2020 at 12:30 PM ^
Thst costs extra.
He really left himself open for you to stick him with that one.
Haven’t logged on in a while. Had to just to upvote you.....
LMAO!!!
March 24th, 2020 at 12:29 PM ^
They must be the girls from the day shift...
March 24th, 2020 at 12:38 PM ^
Patty the daytime hooker.
March 24th, 2020 at 12:29 PM ^
They must be the girls from the day shift...
March 24th, 2020 at 12:46 PM ^
Oops
Hey Jimmy, could you do me a solid and get the papers?
March 24th, 2020 at 12:30 PM ^
Yeah...this is here in Portland, read about it a couple days ago and saw some pics of other delivers. My first reaction was, yeah...no thanks, but I would guess they have some regulars that would welcome the service.
Doesn’t Portland have an over abundance of strip clubs for some reason?
March 24th, 2020 at 12:31 PM ^
This is great. I was worried about the strippers (prostitutes) during the shutdown. Glad they're finding a way to make a living.
March 24th, 2020 at 12:38 PM ^
I seriously give them credit for hustling and being entrepreneurial. I mean, at least they're not sitting around waiting for a check to show up.
March 24th, 2020 at 12:54 PM ^
I’m sure they’re just stripping to pay their way through med school.
The first and last profession.
March 24th, 2020 at 12:39 PM ^
Do you have to buy them a drink in order to get them to leave?
March 24th, 2020 at 12:41 PM ^
That link was surprisingly NSFW. Like, even knowing it was about strippers.
March 24th, 2020 at 12:54 PM ^
You probably thought it was an article in the Economist???
NSFWFH anyway. Sorry kids!
The kids just got a little homeschool sex education. No big deal.
OK, Boober
Got my cardio in for the day.
Now I have to fucking clean up.
Dude, be careful with your wrist.
He’s not going to be able to read that until he cleans up.
Clean as a whistle.
I didn't get the coronavirus when I ate my burger and fries, but this STD is annoying.
A business we can all get behind?
Shoot I'd rather stay in front
"Portland stripper Brodie Grody"
How the fuck is this not an Onion as article?
Nood Food is Goooood!!
Portland is the best.
I'll bet there's a lot of confusion when they make the deliveries:
"Hey, I ordered a burger. That smells like fish!"
"Oh wait ..."