I'm bored so here's a .gif

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Coach Hoke always talks about touching kids, so the possibility of the sparkling Hoke poke in gifs are endless.

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NateVolk

March 4th, 2011 at 7:17 PM ^

That is at least on par with the Incredible Hulk .gif from a few weeks ago. Where he got pissed and turned green when someone told him Michigan was no longer an elite job.  High praise considering I shared that one with over 100 people.

Muttley

March 4th, 2011 at 10:22 PM ^

I had an odd one this week.  Keep in mind that this is me dreaming, so silly constraints like reality and good taste don't apply. Michigan was playing in a bowl game.  Can't say who the opponent was or where it was played.  We were wearing the away whites.  On the first possession, we were pinned back on our own 2 yard line.  (Somehow, it was a dream.)  To my dismay, Denard was not sent in, but a freshman passing QB.  (I didn't notice who was coaching.) It was his job to pass us out of the shadows of the goal line. (Sometimes I read minds in dreams.) Oh, and did I mention that this QB had a mohawk on top of his helmet?  Kinda like below, only white to go w/ the away jerseys. On first down, out of the shotgun, he dropped back to pass, but threw an incompletion. Not to worry, though, as there was a 15 yard penalty on the defense. Whew! But unfortunately (dreamland, remember), it was called back due to a penalty. That's the last I remember. Must be the "There are" posts.

Cromulent

March 7th, 2011 at 10:57 PM ^

Hansen is a creep. I once worked with a woman who lived in Detroit during the worst years of the Devil's Night era. On one particular Devil's Night someone lit a dumpster on fire just a few yards from her side door. She and some neighbors tried to put it out and found Chris Hansen and his TV truck already there filming. The truck was in the way and they pleaded with Hansen to move it. No dice. Hansen needed his lede and that trumped common decency.

Hansen is evil.