Happy Birthday, Mork!
I know this different from someone making the MSU football day joke, but this was discussed in that thread.
I looked and didn't see it! My bad.
That's alright... One can never have too many 3-9 jokes.
Eh, I would argue 10 is too many.
March 10th, 2017 at 10:37 AM ^
so there's that
Wait til next season. 10 may just be all the rage... Or 11... Maybe 12.
That guy has about as much personality as a baked potato.
potato is way out front in personality
wife is cuter than Mike's
doll. only missing the boa for the full effect.
What do you have against potatoes?
DON'T START THE PARTY WITHOUT ME pic.twitter.com/19ak6vyOJi
— Joe (@joefedewa) March 9, 2017
How does it feel to be 39? To be honest, you look terrible for such a young man.
I hope someone gives him trick candles on his cake and that pisses him off.
How will someone be able to tell?
I dont think it would be possible to write it better than this. Love it.
Today, Marc is 23+32-(3-9) years old. True story.
On your Birthday, here's to recognizing you are an insufferable cock. 3-9 Shithead. Now go eat your crappy fucking cake. Bitch.
P.S. LOL
How's he going to celebrate his birthday next year when they go 0-12? Do we just make up a fake month for him?
Morkuary. the Zero Month
It will be the same date as their bowl game. Problem solved.
To make it up to him, Imma send him a sheet cake with enough pieces for him and the remaining members of his team. Guessing on the dimensions, I think 69-35-5 will be sufficient.
To send him an Earth Replica sheet cake.
You're going to include frosting on that cake, right? I figure about 23-32 ounces should cover it.
These 3-9 jokes just keep writing themselves.
Keep them coming...year after year
we should name this "MSU/Mork day" (March 9) and celebrate it every year
Maybe Deantini got a Get Out of Jail Free Card for his birthday
I just came here to say Happy Birthday Mark! And fuck State!
March 10th, 2017 at 12:21 PM ^