Haikus
October 28th, 2022 at 8:30 AM ^
We're their Super Bowl,
Ohio State's our rival,
It makes Sparty mad.
October 28th, 2022 at 12:24 PM ^
Sparty McFarty
A jealous nut
Not to be confused with a true bucknut
October 28th, 2022 at 8:33 AM ^
Spartan super bowl
trick plays and shenanigans
The good guys still win
October 28th, 2022 at 8:36 AM ^
There's only one thing
That I like about Sparty.
Baringer's glasses.
October 28th, 2022 at 8:36 AM ^
Little brother, why?
Must you soil and wet yourself?
We're out of nappies.
October 28th, 2022 at 8:41 AM ^
On brisk Autumn night
Wolverine pack assembles
Eat spartans alive
October 28th, 2022 at 8:42 AM ^
Everything's better
School, team, administration
So may the best win
October 28th, 2022 at 8:45 AM ^
How do you get a
Sparty to leave your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
October 28th, 2022 at 8:47 AM ^
Tuck not coming and
Nonfungible tokens won’t
Pay for his buyout
October 28th, 2022 at 8:50 AM ^
I don't get
the whole haiku
thing
October 28th, 2022 at 9:06 AM ^
Its not difficult
Make three lines - five, seven, five
Syllables, not words
October 28th, 2022 at 9:18 AM ^
What if they are one syllable words?
October 28th, 2022 at 10:10 AM ^
Then you need to be more careful because Sparty might be able to read it
October 28th, 2022 at 8:50 AM ^
Oh No Sparty No
Allow eighty lose by sixty
A Dignified loss
October 28th, 2022 at 8:51 AM ^
stadium blue out
Blue uniforms Maize accents
Spartans blew out. yay!
October 28th, 2022 at 8:51 AM ^
Trip, clock, punt, strip sack
Bullshit calls and lucky breaks
not this time, Sparty
October 28th, 2022 at 9:01 AM ^
You overpaid Mel
Fully guaranteed? Oh no!
He says he’s horseshit.
October 28th, 2022 at 1:51 PM ^
And he's right, you know.
Tuck can't recruit, develop.
Bets on transfer gold.
October 28th, 2022 at 9:09 AM ^
They paid Mel a bucket-load
And tell us he's coming
but it looks like he's grabbing the money and running
October 28th, 2022 at 9:15 AM ^
They are from "Lansing"
A procedure that seeks to
Drain puss from a boil
(yes I know it's spelled differently)
October 28th, 2022 at 9:20 AM ^
No more Ken Walker
Wolverines will feast 'til full
Spartan tears scrumptious
I actually prefer the 6-syllable last line of:
Washed down with Spartan tears.
October 28th, 2022 at 9:23 AM ^
There once was a man from Nantucket.....
October 28th, 2022 at 9:26 AM ^
That's a limerick.
[ducks]
October 28th, 2022 at 10:20 AM ^
There once was a man
Who loved to write limericks
From his Nantucket
October 28th, 2022 at 11:24 AM ^
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who enjoyed MSU getting butt-kicked.
He yelled "Let's Go Blue"
While Sparty cried boo-hoo.
"Tuck coming" can just go and suck it.
October 28th, 2022 at 9:24 AM ^
With dignity, may
the little bros lose badly,
forty-nine to three
October 28th, 2022 at 9:35 AM ^
This time certainly
nothing Stupid will happen
Blue by thirty-five
October 28th, 2022 at 9:38 AM ^
Run Corum, run fast
Throw JJ, both close and far
Catch them all Ronnie
October 28th, 2022 at 9:39 AM ^
A Spartan once said
That pride comes before the fall
Self-fulfilling words
October 28th, 2022 at 9:41 AM ^
It is them, not us
That have fallen so so hard
Now stomp on their necks
October 28th, 2022 at 9:41 AM ^
There once was a coach named Tucker
and Sparty made him a rich motherfucker.
His team is so vile
but he can just smile.
Because he played them all for the sucker.
October 28th, 2022 at 10:56 AM ^
Upvoted for bucking the trend. We need a limerick thread, too!
There once was a coach from East Lansing,
Whose dick was so short ....
Well, you guys can finish it.
October 28th, 2022 at 11:30 AM ^
You can't just leave us hanging like that.
October 28th, 2022 at 11:57 AM ^
There once was a coach from East Lansing
Whose dick was in need of enhancing
So he took some blue chew
And followed it through
With the boosters who helped his financing
October 28th, 2022 at 9:54 AM ^
Back to East Landfill
A busload of Sparty dawgs
Tails between their legs
October 28th, 2022 at 10:00 AM ^
We're not arrogant.
We're just actually better.
Burn, Staee called us scUM
October 28th, 2022 at 10:01 AM ^
Run over Tuck with
the stout Maize and blue Truck named
Corum and Edwards
October 28th, 2022 at 10:02 AM ^
Their one game season
Regional little brother
No flukes or refs please
Ninety five million
For a middling head coach
That's Sharty logic
Regional Program
Built on spite and disrespekt
Tuck sells N - F - T's
Tuck already came
National Irrelevance
Recruits jumping ship
October 28th, 2022 at 10:06 AM ^
The last one could have "the transfer portal" in there too.
October 28th, 2022 at 10:05 AM ^
The autumn wind blows
It is a wolverine; and
laughs when conquered & won.
October 28th, 2022 at 10:09 AM ^
Again? Look, it's real easy. Here's one:
One two three four five,
One two three four five six seven,
One two three four five.
There, happy? Stupid game.
Wait.
D'OH!!!
October 28th, 2022 at 11:04 AM ^
sev’n. FIFY.
October 28th, 2022 at 12:25 PM ^
That is two more than what Sparty can read
October 28th, 2022 at 10:10 AM ^
Win with cruelty
Save the couch from disrespekt
Taste the sugared tears
October 28th, 2022 at 10:14 AM ^
'20, '21
Those losses were just a glitch.
Tuck gets what's coming.
October 28th, 2022 at 10:21 AM ^
Corum runs all day
Sparty always punts away
Victory is ours
October 28th, 2022 at 10:25 AM ^
Marsupials bad.
MGoPoet Laureate
Mean Joe is missing.
October 28th, 2022 at 12:30 PM ^
I am Joe's smirking revenge
October 28th, 2022 at 10:43 AM ^
Beat little brother
Spartan tears roll down their face
The couches must burn
October 28th, 2022 at 10:46 AM ^
Go to school at MSU
Learn to count to ten
If you start and mess it up we'll let you try again
1-3-SHIT!
We're so dumb at MSU
We don't even care!
1-2-3-4-5
Holy shit we're half way there!