Robbie Moore

October 27th, 2020 at 1:28 PM ^

Dustin Johnson runs poor routes
Rory McIlroy can't kick past 40 yards
Brooks Koepka couldn't cover his mother in the flat
Webb Simpson has a noodle for an arm.
Craig Stadler can't hold up under a double team block
John Daly has gotten a lifetime drug abuse ban
Phil Mickelson has been suspended for betting on games

Bonus: Favorite stupid golf announcer cliche:

"He's got to keep it in the short grass."  You mean, like, the fairway? 

 

S.G. Rice

October 27th, 2020 at 12:55 PM ^

It's too bad that it will be sans audience.  Letting a bunch of random college football fans (especially if they are SEC bubbas) through the gates of Augusta National during the Masters would be hilarious.

rob f

October 27th, 2020 at 2:59 PM ^

I've been there once too, about 25 years ago, for a practice round and the par 3 tournament on the eve of the first round.

And I agree about the meticulous conditions, except for the drunk who had passed out in the pine straw along one of the fairways.  I wonder if their beer prices are still so cheap?